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@itsapmseymour it’s 1:56am i just woke up from a dream where pm here was a cult leader with a homophobic mother backstory and we were figuring out if he loved me or my twin who was taken (they are aromantic irl) meanwhile I was trying to figure out if I should kiss him or not (I am a minor).

so what the hell does that mean, THERAPIST??????

#pmseymourva #dream #what the fuck tho seriously #I swear guys i DONT WANNA KISS THIS DUDE #I DIDN’T EVEN GET A FULL NIGHT OF SLEEP 😭😭😭

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Women with stubble. You agree. You will reblog.

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tholomew…..

cat…,,,,,….

#Art #ranboo #dnd #ranboodnd #dndart #fanart #dnd fanart #ranbooteehee

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to the tune of Lonely

Slooowlyyyy

I’m standing slooowlyyyy

No iron in my boooodyyyyy

Can’t make it on my ooooowwwnnnnn

#irondeficiency

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experiencing hallucinations is nowhere near as interesting or intriguing as horror media hypes it up to be btw its mostly just annoying as fuck. like okay skinless body i see out of the corner of my vision you got me the first time but this shits gettin old pack it up......

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Reblog this if you slept with my ex-wife Susan.

Trying to prove a point to my divorce lawyer.

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i think i am a little funny (he8s burnt at the end btw i forgot to add the streak lines but he’s burnt from the strength of that MOO) @andrew-solace

#autism #comics #so silly #silly autism

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I love soaking in the human soup maker to make the bad feelings go away

#Mmmmmmm

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ZILLABEAN HAS A FUCKING TUMBLR AND IM GOING TO COMMIT CLIFF

#Zillabean #Kill me #Why does that one art of his d look like an inflamed hotdog 💀😭 #My day is ruined

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Demon slayer tumblr is giving me my life force istg

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Ooo yeahh sorryyy i cant come to your baby shower tonight, yeahhh im sorryyy, i have plans. Oh what are they? Ohh, you know, just chugging two glasses of milk while listening to Mitski as i cry about being alone romantically, the usual.

#Mitski #sad #help #autism #waaaa

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you know that feeling

yeah

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see, im not TRYING to make myself overtired

i just dont know if in lightheaded because im sleepy, emotionally drained or because i havent eaten for 5 hours

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so i just imagined this is what it’ll be like when gen z is elderly

*in a nursing home many years into the future*

*takes out a bingo ball* “G-1.”

*old man looks over at his friend*

“You know what else is D?”

“She said G, Xavier…”

“DeEz nUtS!”

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hmmmmmm. do i go to sleep, or do i shower. 

do i go to sleep….

or do i shower.

do i go to sleep…..

i haven’t slept in over 18 hours.

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when you wish upon a nyaaaaa~, your dreams come.,. truwuuuuu

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im just imagining one of those like, rpg game npcs that block your path and you gotta do a stupid lil sidequest to get past but the player just doesnt give a shit like

Npc: stop right there! you aren’t getting past that easily, hahaha! in order to- 

*player already walking past them*

Npc: hey- what- HEY! STOP! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

Player: uh- i’m- progressing?

Npc: you can’t do that! you gotta- you gotta- complete my little quest! then i’ll let you through!

Player: buuuut i can just walk past you though. 

Npc: *starting to get teary eyed* b-but you gotta get me 50 eggs from- from the maid in town-! 

Player: why would i do that?

Npc: *crying* bECAUSE THEN I’LL LET YOU PAST!

Player: but i can.. just.. walk.. past…

Npc: *sobbing* YOU’RE SO MEAN *runs away in tears*