i need less "happy, fluffy cinnamon roll" luke skywalker and more "raised in the ass-end of nowhere with spiders 4ft across who used to shoot rats the size of saint bernards for fun, who at 19 killed one million people in a single shot and just happens to be really optimistic for a guy who is a guerilla fighter and a space revolutionary"
i cant believe the irony of kylo ren being this huge vader fan when darth vader. was like. the One and Only Truly Luke Skywalker Stan before luke was even born.
kylo ren: but grandfather luke tried to MURDER me!!!
anakin “it was the highest honor of my life having my arm cut off by luke skywalker on the second death star” skywalker: then u shouldve died lol
Luke, absolutely fucking with Din: Anytime you want to land on Yavin, you have to spin around 3 times in your seat and pat your head while rubbing your stomach or the Force won’t let you land
Din, will do this without question every single time he lands on Yavin for years to come: