I cropped out the gloom hands cause I wanted this link as a background but you know, less scary.
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Thank you, Apollo, for non-drowsy nausea medication. Ik you're not directly responsible, but this shit is so effective that it must have been blessed by either you or your son, Asclepius. I swear to fuck.
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Kids sometimes I swear 😭😭
I get it. I mean, sometimes kids just say the strangest things. Like my niece. She's said some strange things. Usually adorable, often alarming in the best possible way.
Recently, she's taken up saying, "My name is Loralei, and I have/am __." It's always deadpan. But she's so funny with it. The first time, she just said, "I have a family." But family was said in the same way Stitch says it? It was great.
Luckyyyyyyy I got some alcohol prep pads and cotton swabs and Neosporin and also Dino bandaids because I'm being so brave and I wanted them and I couldn't find bluey fabric bandids
I'm so proud of you! You ARE being so brave. Good work!!! I saw the dino bandaids. Welly is a great choice! Also, they are very cute 💚
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things i’ll not call you a whore for:
sexual activity
how you dress
things i’ll call you a whore for:
stealing my food
stealing my lemons
my cat likes you more than me
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That's the truth! /pov Little ones find ways of getting hurt even when you think they won't. They're talented that way /lh
I'm glad you restocked. You need them, too. 💚💚
Luckyyyyyyy I got some alcohol prep pads and cotton swabs and Neosporin and also Dino bandaids because I'm being so brave and I wanted them and I couldn't find bluey fabric bandids
I'm so proud of you! You ARE being so brave. Good work!!! I saw the dino bandaids. Welly is a great choice! Also, they are very cute 💚
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You're so good. Genuinely, I'm smiling bc you have this sweet, sunny energy. You're doing amazing. And I love the blue paw print ones, too. They're very cute 💚💚
Luckyyyyyyy I got some alcohol prep pads and cotton swabs and Neosporin and also Dino bandaids because I'm being so brave and I wanted them and I couldn't find bluey fabric bandids
I'm so proud of you! You ARE being so brave. Good work!!! I saw the dino bandaids. Welly is a great choice! Also, they are very cute 💚
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struggled
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ACK Mom assalted me. I'm being serious with that spelling. It's a family joke. She threw a handful of salt at me. Little shit threw my GOOD Himalayan pink salt at me. I was in my bed. I have salt in my bed. Maamaaaaa!!
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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY
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I’m so emotional about dinosaur stuffed animals,,, there are these creatures, extinct long before any of us were alive, but we found their bones and their eggs and their footprints. And we made drawings and models of what they could’ve looked like. And we made them into stuffed animals so we could hold them. We made them soft so we could love them. I’m sobbing
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Luckyyyyyyy I got some alcohol prep pads and cotton swabs and Neosporin and also Dino bandaids because I'm being so brave and I wanted them and I couldn't find bluey fabric bandids
I'm so proud of you! You ARE being so brave. Good work!!! I saw the dino bandaids. Welly is a great choice! Also, they are very cute 💚
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the pot was empty anyway
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They have a situation…
I barely draw them so I decided to finally give them the attention they deserve, expect they have a little problem. Good luck with that!
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Nervously, I pull from the tarot deck. It’s the Nine of Clocks. My fate is revealed to me: It’s my bedtime, and I gotta go to sleeps
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"can mutuals DM you?" Is this a joke, I'd rub up on some of them like a cat.
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Can I haves an oc to draw?
Oh yes! You can draw any and all of my gremlins!! I'll add some art I have of them here, but also feel free to run over to my [Archive post] to grab more references!
You don't have to ask, either! If you're ever want to, you're always welcome to come grab any of them to draw! 🫂💚💚💚🫂
Lyris:
Jack:
Jason:
Roman:
There are so many more, but I'm running out of space! Here's a couple just to max out the picture count:
(Lyris, Thalia, Jack, and Alex from left to right)
(Lyris, Jack, and... Roman. Poor Roman lol)
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