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You know what I find soooo sexy…. being nice…hehehe and like…treating others with kindness….makes me so hard to think abt loving thy neighbor

#thanks parker very cool #text post

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Fellow creatures!! Look what I made!!

I customised my shoes!!!! Added some paw lines and symbols (nonhuman and biohazard)

#so cool

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Rice Krispies smartest decision is by far their Treat. Turning their cereal into a strange brick relies on the natural fact that all children are hopelessly dependent upon the ingot.

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Wee guy got fucking vaporised. Who cares

#jerm…a

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do you have a secret hobby?

jerking off.

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Just saw someone on tiktok glamorize bed-rotting this is hell

#thanks parker very cool #text post #tiktok

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Don’t you hate it when you’re trying to design an OC and then it looks exactly like another character?

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Must draw gay people

the evil gay thoughts are creeping up again

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the evil gay thoughts are creeping up again

#thanks parker very cool

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To the people who don’t have TikTok here’s what’s happening lately

People have been skimping for every single impractical joker and making edits and fancams

Mostly people prefer Q and Sal

Just so you know

#thanks parker very cool #text post #txt post #impractical jokers #TikTok #text

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Been thinking about the mold lately

#thanks parker very cool #text post #txt post

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One day I’m gonna cosplay William afton and only make videos with Kesha songs

#thanks parker very cool #fnaf #fnaf William #William afton #fnaf William afton

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Jerma985 has been casted to play the role of “rainbow dash” in the upcoming live action “My little pony: friendship is magic” adaptation!

#thanks parker very cool #text post #txt post #jerma985 #jermaposting #rainbow dash #Mlp #mlp fim #my little pony #my litte pony friendship is magic

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Two equally chivalrous men sprinting to the closest door they can find. One gets there first and says “after you” while keeping it open. The other yells “FUCK” and punches the wall. They keep doing this for every place they go to



#thanks parker very cool #txt post #text #text post #funny

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im glad tumblr caught on to the slenderverse

#the REAL slenderverse #fuck off garnet wasps or whatever

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look at this loser. he looks like he moans when he wipes his asshole [remembers not to be homophobic] But he’s married to a woman [doesn’t want to sound too congratulatory] An ugly woman [doesn’t want to be misogynistic] With a great personality [doesn’t want to sound too congratulatory] Who moans when she wipes her asshole. [satisfied smirk]