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I HAVE DONE IT
Lordfruitloop is not going to be up in full until I get the energy to transfer all my pages over but it’s a side blog now, hella
I’ll still check back here occasionally but the fruitloop bloggin has moved
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I have finally decided that I have too many fuckin sideblogs. Tomorrow I will be making a hub blog and moving them all over. This blog is not going anywhere though, I’m way too attached to my time on it. So I will be linking it as history on the new lordfruitloop. This blog will become an archive but all other blogs will stay the same. I’ll hop on here occasionally to check my notes, make sure it’s active enough ect but starting tomorrow lordfruitloop will have a new blog.
Thanks everyone!!!
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I have finally decided that I have too many fuckin sideblogs. Tomorrow I will be making a hub blog and moving them all over. This blog is not going anywhere though, I'm way too attached to my time on it. So I will be linking it as history on the new lordfruitloop. This blog will become an archive but all other blogs will stay the same. I'll hop on here occasionally to check my notes, make sure it's active enough ect but starting tomorrow lordfruitloop will have a new blog. Thanks everyone!!!
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Ppl in @promsien inbox all thirsty for Vlad and I’m over here like 
“He’d make a good coat hook. I could throw like 20 winter coats on his ugly face and he’d keep them warm and I wouldn’t have to look at him.”
Do you kno how hard it is to find a sturdy coat hook nowadays???
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Oh god I love the thought of vlad being in dream daddy! Him and Danni and mad cat would be so cute! And clockwork can be his neighbor who likes to stop over randomly to annoy him and also stare creepily at him from over his fence xD
JALAJDLAJSLAKSLAJ
Clockwork: hi neighbor! I brought cookies :).Dani: dad your boyfriend is here.Vlad: *chokes on tea in kitchen* STOP
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vlad dont kid urself, u have no ass. well, not on ur backside anyway
That’s why I was evil for getting that ass, I don’t have any ass of my own. Duh.
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Wow, do you seriously think you're good? You're Vlad! You can't be good. Who the hell do you think you're fooling? Just wait... they're all going to see you for what you really are.
Oh no you have exposed me! I really am an evil villain bent on… what the fuck was I evil for again? Getting some ass I think? How will I ever cope now that an anon has found out the truth? Woe is me for I am ruined!
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Danny: fun fact! people actually have four legs if you count their bones!!
Vlad: but those are the same legs just covered in flesh. that's like saying pants are another pair of legs
Danny: .....fun fact! people actually have six legs if you count their bones and their pants!!!
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promsien replied to your post: NSFW WARNING[[MOR] PLAS I AM JUST TRYING TO FIND...
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{PROM HE'S FUCKING WITH ME DO YOU SEE THIS BULLCRAP????}
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NSFW WARNING
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PLAS I AM JUST TRYING TO FIND MY POST FUCK YOU TOO
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My own son
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"It's..." He was at a loss for words but his face spelled out everything. The pure joy, the love, and just a hint of relief. She wanted to marry him. She loved him as much as he loved her.
"It sounds like the best thing I've ever heard in my life." He finally decided.
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Vlad decided to go with the spur of the moment, spinning her around in a circle before dipping her down to give her a kiss. Cliche as hell? Yeah. But he was just that happy. He had a fiancee. He could be a little corny.  
The lift made her give a little yelp before she erupted into giggles. This was exactly the kind of thing in movies she made fun of as a teenager. Now it was happening to her and she never wanted it to stop. She kissed him long and hard before pulling away for air.
“I can’t believe it… I’m gonna be Mrs. Masters.” she giggled. “How crazy is that?!”
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mOM HOLY FUCK NEW STUFF RICH HISTORY AAAAAA
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Here have some of the doodles I did trying to figure out how to color in a way I like
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joseph. joseph no. 
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Send “Hey Babe, who’s this?” for your muse to save mine from being hit on at a bar
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