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me, rolling up to the function disoriented from not taking SSRIs in two days and covered in cat hair: what's up gang

#lol

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a professor of mine just ended class by saying i hope this was incoherent and a waste of your time. god i love college

#lol #i love college #college

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Divergent is a bad book, but its accidental brilliance is that it completely mauled the YA dystopian genre by stripping it down to its barest bones for maximum marketability, utterly destroying the chances of YA dystopian literature’s long-term survival 

#one more thing to add to my list of reasons why hunger games is elite #hunger games #ya lit

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#lol

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aaaaaand i lost yarn chicken.

while i mourn, i'm curious what y'all do when you run out of yarn.

**like, losing yarn chicken by a small amount, on a project where you can shorten the hem without cutting off the pattern

#i text all of my crochet friends and mooch off of their yarn #lol #if they don’t have the color i want then i go buy more tho

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my mom and i are currently engaged in a civil war over my plant

#free ronald #i’m team ronald #i hope he hasn't gotten squished in the door yet

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a deacon once told me that herodias, salome’s mother, was the only woman named in mark’s gospel until the resurrection (besides mary). herodias made salome dance for the head of john the baptist (seen at her feet in the painting). mark purposefully names herodias to highlight the evil of her actions: she forced her—child—daughter to dance sexually for her stepfather, herod, in order for herod to kill john the baptist

Vito Timmel - Salomé (1916)

#church history is so fascinating to me #church #catholic #the bible #justice for salome

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Do you have an Ao3?

I do not!! I did for a hot sec but I did delete it unforch. I have considered making another one and putting all my stories up with like, no tags just so ppl from tumblr who prefer to read on there have that formatting option but I'm still mulling it over

#:( #mean #like the idea tho!

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#oh to be a frog in the frog planter #frog #frog <3 #milf (man i love frogs) #wholesome

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#i am speechless

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me, trying to enjoy the thunderstorm: 🙂

my mom deciding that now is a good time to vacuum every surface in the entire house, including the furniture and the curtains: 😎

me: 🙃

#this would ruin my day #i love storms #storms <3

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THE TUMBLR HORSE DERBY

WELCOME TO THE FIRST TUMBLR HORSE DERBY (that i know of, anyway)

HOW TO HORSE: 🐎🐎🐎 - Vote for your FAVOURITE horse to make them go faster! (yknow, like those carnival horse derby games!) MAY THE BEST HORSE WIN

(also sample size reblog yadda yadda yadda HORSE)

#this is the kind of discourse i can get behind #team honse #horse

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“i watch ‘the witcher’ for geralt” this and “i watch ‘the witcher’ for yennefer” that

i watch ‘the witcher’ for roach

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“i watch ‘the witcher’ for geralt” this and “i watch ‘the witcher’ for yennefer” that

i watch ‘the witcher’ for roach

#geralt of rivia #the witcher #yennefer of vengerberg #geralt #yennefer #roach the horse #roach #i swear i’m not a horse girl #horse

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Tell me about a joke that you and your family absolutely lose your shit over that other people would not get.

Tell me about the very unique way you pick on each other.

Or tell me about a pop culture reference your family will never let die and you’ve never heard any other family use it.

*chin on hands* I just love hearing these stories. (I’m obsessed with little loser microcultures like families and very niche fandoms) So lay it on me.

#this is so cute #wholesome #i love this

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it's a listen to 'the chain' by fleetwood mac on repeat while playing solitaire kind of night

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it's a listen to 'the chain' by fleetwood mac on repeat while playing solitaire kind of night

#fleetwood mac #the chain by fleetwood mac #solitaire #it's the closest thing i have to inner peace #lol