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If you ask what rubbish this is, well I'll explain.
RWBY Volume 9: Beyond, also known as RWBY Beyond, is an animated series that premiered on April 13th, 2024 on Rooster Teeth for free. It is a storybook-style anthology series focusing on stories happening in Remnant during and after Volume 9. The series will consist of four episodes.
Despite the announcement of the closure of Rooster Teeth Productions in early 2024, Kerry Shawcross ( The idiot won't be present hallelujah! ) revealed that RWBY Volume 9: Beyond and other of their shows will still release as planned.
Cause you didn't want to lose ( But there is something better to waste your precious time studying or playing Unicorn Overlord )
The first episode called Jr. Detectives or Two Idiots retards who are acting like children.
Sun Wukong and Neptune Vasilias, acting as Junior Detectives, investigate the disappearance of Team RWBY and Jaune Arc. The two act out various interrogations, with Neptune playing the roles of Lie Ren, Qrow Branwen, and Nora Valkyrie, who each have no idea of Team RWBY's whereabouts.
You'll be dumb in the house of hell.
In conclusion, it doesn't add anything to the story (which is already rubbish) just show how idiots they are, My God.
When the next one comes out I'm going to vomit and play Hades.
Cheap production.
They are so stupid. My God! How would let this out!
#I've never wasted so much money#rwby#ruby rose#blake belladonna#weiss schnee#yang xiao long#nora valkyrie#lie ren#oscar piastri#qrow branwen#they never tire of destroying the work of Oum#RWBY Beyond#rwby beyond yet another rubbish
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Team RWBY had arrived in a village where there were several creatures made of crystal that resembled a star shape.
Ruby: What are those things
???: We are Genial Gems
One of these crystal series appeared next to the girls.
Weiss: What is it called and where are we?
Ren: My name is Ren and this is the Gems village
The girls looked at each other.
Until the girls' bellies started growling.
They were all ashamed.
Ren: I see you are hungry, come with me
Weiss: Thank you very much
Ren: No problem
Team RWBY started following the Ren gem, as they walked through the village they noticed something peculiar.
A statue made of stone of a knight riding Jackalope, with the sword in his left, an expression of pure HATE on your face.
Blake: Jaune?
The girls looked at the statue and were surprised to see that it was Jaune but older.
Weiss was impressed, as well as the statue being very well made, full of details. Jaune's face showed "new things" the first was that he had a cut on his right cheek, he had a goatee and his hair had grown past his neck.
Weiss: Wait.... JAUNE IS THE RUSTED KNIGHT!!!
Ruby: Ren, Can you tell where Jaune is?
Ruby completely ignored Weiss.
Ren: The knight left these lands a long time ago. He and his wife left a long time ago
The girls looked at the Ren gem.
RWBY: Wife?
Ren: Yes. A woman with pink, white and brown hair
Pink
White
Brown
There was only one person with these hair colors.
Neo
In Remmant
In a city that was growing quickly, this city was very close to become a kingdom, this city was in Vale but this city was east of the city of Vale but far east between the city of Vale there was a mountain that awaited the two cities.
Both cities were on the coast, but there is a stark difference, this city called Orleans and was located in the Meuse valley region.
Orleans was founded by Agravein Arc known as Black Knight ( Particular the knight of misogyny ) before the great war.
After the monarchy ended, he came to this place that used to be just a farm but it became a refuge for those who didn't believe Councilmen would be of any use because there would be a lot of corruption.
Over time more and more people came to this place that strangely didn't attract so many Grimms.
After the destruction of Vale ( Now this shit is official hahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahauayayahahhahahahahahahahayayayayayahahahahahahahauuahahuahuahahhauahahauahauauauau)
Many people came here, this only happens because Michelangelo Arc, Jaune Arc's father went to the rescue of the population after learning that Councilmen ran away.
Michelangelo, as soon as he heard that Vale was attacked, was the first to leave the village and go to the aid of the people of Vale.
It was difficult to convince people to move even though Vale was destroyed, it was still their home.
But thanks to teacher Peter Port, Doctor Bartholomew Oobleck and Headmistress Glynda Goodwitch. He managed to get people to move to Orleans.
But now Orleans could already be considered a kingdom but the situation in the world doesn't "allow it" because everything is in chaos .
But........ Always a but not everything is black and white, there are shades of gray.
With the return of "communications" and after Ruby Rose's disastrous warning, Orleans was preparing for the worst faster than ever.
But (again ) a light appeared amidst the chaos.
Jaune Arc and Neo Arc
The family reunion was beautiful, there was a slap in the face, swearing for everyone, father vs son, mother vs son.
After all that, let's get to what really matters.
House of Arc
Jaune was sitting in an armchair and his wife was sitting on his lap.
His parents and sisters were on the sofa to the left of the armchair.
" So.... " Michelangelo Arc was sitting on the couch looking at his son, beside him was his wife Angelica Arc and behind the sofa were his daughters
" How they both met " Angelica Arc has already cut her husband out of the conversation.
" She tried to kill me " Jaune said with the greatest calm in the world.
The whole family was silent.
" This is a family thing " When Michelangelo said this his wife's face turned red and she slapped his arm.
" Why? " Jaune asked.
" Your mother and I were on the same team, I was a leader even though I didn't want to be but she wanted to be the leader and she tried to kill me to steal my position as leader " Michelangelo told, while Angelica was embarrassed by her past.
" My old interesting loving also wanted to be the leader of your team and she couldn't either, but she and I are not on the same team " Jaune said remembering Weiss in their first year at Beacon Academy.
" She won't say anything " Angelica asked looking at Neo.
" She is mute mother " Jaune said looking at his wife.
Neo smiled.
Letters appeared in front of both of them as if it were a caption.
It's true, I was speechless after trying to swallow the colossus he has between
Jaune and his family's eyes widened.
" NEO! " Jaune screamed in anger.
After this scene where Neo was laughing, the Arc couple's daughters noticed that the atmosphere changed.
" Jaune— " Before Michelangelo could have his question.
" Vale was completely destroyed, we already know we came from there. We took advantage of the fact that we went and picked up some things from Vale and then we went to Vacuo and picked up something very special "
Around Neo's head reality shattered like glass, revealing a golden crown with a peculiar form.
Crocea Mors the family heirloom began to disappear like smoke. Then, next to the armchair, the air began to rotate, revealing a large sword that was being hidden.
The Arc family stayed because that sword looked a lot like Crocea Mors but only bigger and the scabbard that could become a shield looked very different looked more like a blade than a sheath.
" Dad, we have a lot to talk about. I have revelations about our family "
#rwby#ruby rose#blake belladonna#weiss schnee#yang xiao long#Vale was destroyed off screen hahahajajajjaja#expanding the world of RWBY#Agravein Arc#Michelangelo Arc#Peter Port#Bartholomew Oobleck#Glynda Goodwitch#Angelica Arc#Jaune's sisters
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Sun:
Blake: Fuck
Weiss: Homophobic lesbians exist?
Jaune: Yes
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A portal opened in the middle of an alley.
Four young girls fell out of the portal and the moment they left the portal closed.
Ruby: We achieved!
Weiss: Wait, no is Vacuo?
Blake: It looks like the city of Vale
Yang: Is this possible, the city of Vale was almost completely destroyed
Weiss: Let's get out of this alley and find out
Everyone agreed with Weiss' idea.
When they came out of the alley, they got a big surprise.
The city of Vale.
Completely rebuilt.
Blake: But how?
Weiss: How is this possible!
Yang: Hey! Remember the city not completely destroyed but still
Ruby: It seems like the city has never suffered an invasion before.
Weiss: There's something wrong, very wrong indeed
Yang: What do we do?
Ruby: Let's walk around town and see if we can find anything
The girls started walking around the city. The city, even though it changed many things, was still identical before the Grimms attack.
Weiss looked at people and everyone was carefree and they were happy, what happened?
Weiss: There is something very wrong
Ruby: Let's go to Parker there was a big screen
Weiss: Do you think that is still there?
Ruby: It costs nothing to try
Blake: Let's go there first, then we'll go to Academy
Weiss: But wasn't Academy destroyed?
Yang shrugged his shoulders.
Yang: Who knows if Academy was rebuilt?
Weiss: I highly doubt it, I believe that the priority was to rebuild the city and Academy must have been left behind
Blake: Staying here arguing won't help anything, we'd better go and see about this soon and then see if Academy is up and running
Once again, the four girls headed towards a public park nearby, but along the way they noticed some different things.
There were men and women wearing blue and white attire, very reminiscent of the uniform of Atlas soldiers, Blake heard with his ear that these same "soldiers" are talking about them.
But they didn't do anything.
Blake “ there is something wrong ”
As soon as they arrived at the park they got a surprise.
A crowd of people gathered in one place and they were all looking in one direction for big screen.
Team RWBY looked at the big screen and them got a surprise.
The screen was showing a gigantic army fully armed and prepared for war.
On both sides of the screen there was a pole with 6 flags.
The flag that was lower was the flag of the White Fang which was more destroyed, torn, burned, holey and dirty.
On top of the White Fang flag there was a flag of Vale which was quite burnt.
On top of the Vale flag was the Mistral flag that had a huge hole on the flag.
And above the Mistral flag there was the Atlas Flag that had several holes and had a big hole in the middle but it still showed the Atlas symbol.
Above the flag of Atlas was the flag of Vacuo which was well burned, but the symbol, even though it was damaged, was still recognizable as the Vacuo symbol.
The last flag, the one that was highest.
An orange and white flag that had a crown and head of a jackalope who had big horns. The crown was between the jackalope's horns but was not on the animal's head.
Ruby “Why are the flags of the kingdoms like that? Where did that flag that's high up come from? ”
Team RWBY's attention changed and now their attention went towards the big screen.
There was a giant army.
An army larger than the Army of Atlas but much larger, proving to be the largest army ever seen.
But there were some familiar faces.
Cardin that bully was totally different, he was much older now he had a beard and slightly longer hair, he was wearing an orange and black uniform. He had his black mace being supported with his two hands.
On his left shoulder there was a kind of cape that only covered his shoulder, that had a half moon upside down with five stars on top.
Next to him was Velvet, that hadn't changed much. She also had the same cape as Cardin which only covered her shoulder and also had the same symbol the only difference was that the outfit and her cape were brown.
Next to her was Nora!
Nora had changed a lot, his hair was big, she was wearing pants too! But she still kept her skirt on, her arms were showing that she had those scars she got in Atlas. His uniform was blue with some pink details.
Her beloved Magnhild was upside down and her hands were resting on the end of the handle.
Next to her was her beloved Ren... Who looked like a real assassin.
If didn't his pink headband wouldn't be able to recognize he, his face was covered by a mask, his uniform was very reminiscent of his old outfit he wore in Beacon. He had it behind his waist.
Just like Cardin and Velvet, Ren and Nora had those capes on their shoulders with their respective colors.
Yang: Ren... Nora?
Weiss: What the hell is Cardin doing there?
Weiss had to control herself not to scream.
Ruby: Where did this army come from?
Between Velvet and Nora there was a door that opened.
Ruby's eyes widened.
Three figures came out of that door.
Jackalope, a creature with the body of a horse, the head of a rabbit and the antlers of a deer.
The second figure was Jaune.
But that wasn't the same Jaune that Ruby once knew.
He was totally different from before, he had a beard, your hair is long again, he was wearing more elegant clothes looking like a King.
On his left side was Neo.
Neo lost his long three-color head now his hair was short, she was wearing a dress and looked like a real lady she still had her umbrella.
Ruby: Jaune—
Soldiers: LONG LIVE YOUR MAJESTY!
Soldiers: LONG LIVE THE KING OF REMNANT!
Soldiers: LONG LIVE KING JAUNE!
The soldiers and public saluted the king.
Yang: Jaune?
Blake: A king
Weiss “ The disgrace aged like wine! ”
Ruby: Jaune... What did you do
#rwby#juniper#Juniper (rwby )#ruby rose#yang xiao long#blake belladonna#nora valkyrie#weiss schnee#lie ren#cardin winchester#old jaune#jaune arc#Jaune King#neopolitan#jaune x neo#Neo queen
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Jaune is a terrible character
I like him but he had a terrible development.
Now that RT has closed and the question remains who will want to take the risk, stay with Rwby and still have to pay Warner.
Warner is in bad legs, full of debts to pay.
It was revealed by a profile that Rwby is not making a profit unfortunately he didn't give data which would be very important but said that volume 9 had no money to be made and that it was a loan... Well the studio closed.
I believe it has already happened that good studios have closed but... are usually closed because of greed or "Woker"
Japan studios Play Station
About Jaune, he has a lot of problems.
His past is non-existent, we will not have any information about his parents or your other sisters.
He forged documents to get into Beacon, but there's a big problem with this story called Glynda, she would have noticed something wrong with it.
The worst part is that we don't know how big the Arc family was. Why are the only known family members Saphron, who has nothing to show, and Jaune.
V4 and V5 showed almost everyone's family.
It showed Ren's family who died and Nora's mother who died.
There was also "Pyrrha's mother"
But we didn't have a picture of his family.
That drawing showing him and his sisters doesn't count.
He is taking too long to evolve and I still don't see reason for him to go to Mistral and Atlas.
Why did he lose trust in Ozpin, Lion betrayed his kingdom and sold the hunters' location. Of the 4 Headmaster, Ozpin is carefree and paranoid, Lion is a coward, James he went crazy but still wanted to save the world, Teodoro... I don't know much about.
If it weren't for him, Weiss would have died, but I still don't see a reason for him to go, he's terrible in battle. It's still bad but he's not terrible.
I find it incredible that his parents never came after him.
IT'S YOUR SON WHO IS MISSING! They probably knew where he was.
V9 already been "confirmed" that has not been paid. They took out a loan to make the V9 and apparently they didn't pay it.
I wish, I had the data, but I don't. It was the same thing Sony did with the sales figures for Marvel Spider-Man Miles Morales, they only came because of a leak.
Proving that Peter Parker sells more than Miles.
Rusted Knight... The idea is cool, I read a little of the book and at the end and the idea is cool.
A warrior trapped in his own armor, obsessed with the desire to be a knight.
As I said, the idea is good but... Excursion is bad.
None of my experiences were surpassed, in fact they were all frustrated. As much as I liked the idea of an older Jaune, I wish he was more serious, even angrier. He looks like an idiot and a crying baby.
I want the Rusted Knight and Jaune were two separate figures.
Rusted Knight appeared because Jaune's armor was cursed and he couldn't take it off and he had no control over his body and his conscience got stuck in his own head.
In the final battle, he would free himself with the help of Team WBY and show his berserker side.
It would be a big change to the character.
But unfortunately it didn't happen.
About revenge against Cinder.
The only ones who came close to killing her were Jaune and Winter.
Those damn silver eyes don't help, and Cinder has a damn Grimm arm that makes her suffer a lot.
I just hope whoever buys RWBY develops more other characters.
Sun, Velvet, Glynda, Tai Yang, fuck even Cardin. They have the potential to be good characters.
Avatar Last Airbender. The episode The Storm develops Aang and Zuko at the same time but from a completely different point of view. Aang tells his past to Karata and Iroh reveals Zuko's past to his soldiers who understands Zuko's point of view.
And famous episode Zuko alone.
No, because the work is called RWBY, the world revolves around them.
Just take the Baki work, in many Baki sagas secondary characters get a lot of prominence. Sumo Saga Oliva has been humiliatingly defeated and is back for revenge.
Jack Hanma has his own saga in Baki Rahen. Where the protagonist of the work is called Baki Hanma.
It is ridiculous to say that just because a work or series has the name of the protagonist, it must focus only on the protagonist.
I'll wait for what happened with RWBY and I had the V10, I am going to pretend madness and pretend that the V10 never happened like the remake of Avatar the legend of Aang.
#jaune arc#rwby#old jaune#glynda goodwitch#taiyang xiao long#sun wukong#velvet scarlatina#rwby has terrible development#RT CLOSED!#V10 WILL NEVER COME OUT#what would do with Rwby so time can tell#lie ren#nora valkyrie
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If the RT studio had been arriving when Jaune had this scene.
It would be much funnier.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
But unfortunately RWBY ended at the worst time and at the worst volume.
Man how I HATE v7-v9.
Mainly the V9.
But I can sleep happily since v10 will never happen.
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Jaune:...
Jaune: Why did I feel like I was looking in a mirror
Paladius “ What a family feeling brother ”
Necromus “ Yeah ”
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Sun: The show ended and I ended up being shit!I'm literally the worst version of the monkey king!
Velvet: You had more screen time than me
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Jaune: I'd be lying if I said I wasn't happy. My only solo fight was a joke. My parents and my other sisters don't show up. Spend years alone with Juniper so that in the end she doesn't come back with me. I lost my lover and there are many ships of mine with team RWBY I know it was all over.
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Jaune: Well now that RWBY flop... Where do I go?
Jaune: God
Jesus: The first and only. Come my child, My father's house always has room for one more
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Ruby: No...
Weiss: I'm sorry Ruby but this is life you can't do
Yang and Blake looking down.
Jaune and Neo celebrating in the background.
Sun, Velvet, Coco, Cardin: And so it is at the end? I'm going to die being a terrible character with rubbish development and will I only be remembered because of Pornography?
Zwei and Juniper sleeping in the background.
Jaune: Go fuck yourself RT! I've already suffered too much! In this shit show! I'm free my people
Eu: I will buy your character rights from team JNRP!
#jaune arc#rwby#old jaune#ruby rose#juniper#yang xiao long#blake belladonna#weiss schnee#nora valkyrie#lie ren#velvet scarlatina#sun wukong#coco adel#claudia cardinale
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Jaune Arc: Oh My
Nora: This is real
Ren: Yes Nora
Jaune: FREEDOM!!!
Ren pulled Nora into a wild kiss.
Jaune: JUNIPER WE ARE FREE!!!
Ruby: What
Weiss:....
Yang and Blake:... Fuck
#jaune arc#rwby#old jaune#ruby rose#juniper#yang xiao long#blake belladonna#weiss schnee#nora valkyrie#lie ren#CANCELED RWBY
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Jaune: That is Jessica?
Ruby: Yeah.
Jaune: In her actually form?
Weiss: Yes Jaune.
Jaune: You’re kidding me right? You’re pulling my leg.
Blake: Jaune that is Jessica.
Yang: Why are you finding this hard to believe?
Jaune: She looks even better than the first time I met her. How did y'all get this?!
Ruby: We were the Justice League’s world.
Jaune: What?!
Ruby: Yeah, they needed our help.
Jaune: Why didn’t you take us with you?!
Weiss: Jaune, come on, we just got back. Aren’t you happy we're safe?
Jaune: I mean sure, but I would have loved to see Jessica again!
Yang: Okay, wait a minute, why is Jessica your main concern right now?
Jaune: I don’t know Yang. Maybe it’s because, unlike all of you, I spent the most time with her!
Yang: Oh.
Jaune: Yeah not only that I open up to her., especially about Pyrrha, who I don’t talk about as often, and how I miss her.
Weiss: Ouch.
Jaune: And at least she may have been the first girl I ever saved with my ability while others died. D. I. E. D.
Ruby: Oh.
Blake: Dark.
Jaune: So yeah, it would have been good to see and talk to her again. Considering, that I have been gone for years only to be brought back and act like nothing has changed besides me being older than all of you right now.
RWBY: *silent*
Jaune: Man, this is some bull. I can’t win for shit!
Ruby: Jaune it’s going to be okay.
Jaune: It is times like this I wish Pyrrha was alive.
Yang: Jaune, calm down! You are mad over pussy right now.
Jaune: Speak for yourself at least you can get pussy.
Ren: Look Jaune-
Yang: Ren you have no right to be in this conversation. Considering you fumbled the bag with yours.
Jaune: Damn straight. You had a 99% to get to business and you were riding on dick the whole time.
Ren: Okay, that was not needed. And not true.
In the Hall of Justice
Jessica: *sigh*
Dianna: What’s wrong?
Jessica: I just miss Jaune. I wish I could see him again.
Dianna: I don’t understand what makes him so special. He seemed average compared to the others.
Jessica: So when I was looking for my ring, the core to my powers, you just went off and left me.
Dianna: Oh.
Jessica: Plus if wasn’t for Jaune I wouldn’t have been able to use my powers which saved your lives.
Dianna: Fair point.
Jessica: Plus you're talking about average when you dated two normal men before Superman. Still, I hope he’s doing okay.
Dianna: Unnecessary to bring up but again, fair point.
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Emerald: Ruby? Weiss? May I talk to both of you for one minute?
Ruby: Emerald? You want to talk?
Emerald: Yes.
Weiss: With us?
Emerald: Yes. Do you both have the time or not?
Weiss: Um… sure.
Ruby: This is rare so I am curious about how this conversation will go.
Emerald: Okay, good. Now, if you don’t feel comfortable, we can drop this. Alright?
Ruby: Okay.
Weiss: Absolutely.
Emerald: Good. So… which one of you is going to give it up to Jaune?
Weiss: WHAT THE-
Ruby: WHEN DID WE GET TO THIS POINT?! WHEN?!
Emerald: I’m just saying. When are any of you going to give the man something for his efforts?
Weiss: There is no way this is happening. Especially not from you.
Ruby: *looks around*
Emerald: Ruby what are you doing?
Ruby: Checking for cameras and microphones at the very least. But mainly to see if Nora or Blake are hiding anywhere. This is something straight out of their book.
Emerald: Look, I’m just asking a simple question. Now Ruby I understand considering-
Ruby: No. Stop.
Emerald: I mean-
Ruby: Shut up.
Emerald: Fine. But you Weiss, I don’t understand.
Weiss: Alright look. I somewhat am impressed with Jaune, but I don’t like him like that. We’re just friends.
Ruby: Yeah and so are we!
Emerald: So after everything he’s done for both of you, you don’t think of him as anything other than a friend?
Ruby and Weiss: Yes.
Emerald: Even though he helps both of you. Saves both of you. And kept both your sisters alive.
Ruby: Um…
Weiss: I mean… yeah.
Emerald: Mhmm. Disappointing.
Ruby: Excuse me?
Emerald: I’m just saying I met no one besides Hazel and Mercury who would go that far for me. If I were you girls I try to keep that around.
Weiss: What are you trying to say?
Me: Cinder and Neo may have had a point. You two don’t deserve shit. Ungrateful bitches.
Weiss: Look, Emerald, Ruby and I care about Jaune. Plus, you make it sound like we don’t stand a chance now to get with him.
Emerald: Because you don’t. Especially when you had Jessica ahead of you both. And she’s not from this universe.
Ruby: How do you know about Jessica?
Emerald: Jaune told me and he didn’t skip the details.
Ruby: … … um…
Emerald: And he’s older now.
Weiss: But not as mature.
Emerald: How so? I mean, he cares about others. And he’s responsible. How does that not count as being mature?
Weiss: Well he yelled at Ruby.
Emerald: Did he have a reason?
Ruby: He was always angry and frustrated.
Emerald: Again did he have a reason?
Ruby and Weiss: Yes.
Emerald: Okay, look, if you girls don’t want him fine. Just don’t be mad when another woman decides to claim him.
Ruby: Pfft like who?
Emerald: I don’t know. Maybe just any girl willing to put up with him. Help him. And unlike Pyrrha would take any opportunity to seal the deal. Maybe Winter. Elm. Me. Harriet. Possibly any one better.
Ruby: Hold on what you say.
Emerald: I said what I said.
Weiss: Emerald, you are no older than us.
Emerald: I mean I can wait and if it doesn’t work out I’ll find someone new. But again… what about you Schnee cause I believe your chances are slim.
Weiss: What?
Emerald: Because you are basic.
Weiss: Basic? Oh, I will show you ‘basic’.
Ruby: No, Weiss. Calm down. No.
Weiss: Let me go, Ruby.
Emerald: Well I am going to take my leave. Later losers.
Weiss: I KILL YOU!!
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Pyrrha: Hi you must be Alyx.
Alyx: Yes.
Pyrrha: Well I just want to talk to you about something.
Alyx: I mean sure but what-
Pyrrha: Not what. It’s who. You know Jaune Arc?
Alyx: I mean y-
Pyrrha: You know the Rustud Knight? The one you betrayed? Who you poisoned?
Alyx: Well I can- *attempts to run*
Penny: *blocks her path*Nope. All attempts of escape are at zero right now.
Alyx: You can’t be serious.
Penny: As the current generation would say," Oh yes bitch. Try me."
Alyx: Okay I may have wronged him a little bit.
Lewis: A little? You completely poisoned him.
Alyx: Lewis you are not helping.
Lewis: At least like Jaune I was trying. But you never listen.
Alyx: Look I understand but what’s the big deal? He got back to Remnant.
Pyrrha: Why?! Why did you do it?
Alyx: I mean… well… I… um….
Pyrrha: Alyx, understand, you have two deadly women on both sides of you. If you don’t give us a good explanation well…. I guess we’ll finally see if you can fall from heaven.
Alyx: Well I saw this vision and I didn’t like it.
Penny: Understood, what was the vision?
Alyx: Um… I *whisper* don’t remember.
Penny: You what?!
Alyx: I don’t remember okay?!
Pyrrha: What vision? Who’s vision?
Alyx: I don’t know. The writers didn’t give me anything. I saved him though. That counts, right?
Pyrrha: No. He just survived.
Penny: Plus your ‘help’ could give him problems down the road.
Alyx: Like what?
Me: I mean the fan base speaks for itself. I mean the guy hasn’t been in Remnant for years it’s going to be kind of hard for him to readjust. Not only that he has to recover from years of isolation, PTSD, trauma, and because of you he might as well also be having trust issues. Not only that he had to leave another friend behind. You and the Ever After might as have shattered him
Alyx: Oh Oum.
Pyrrha: Yeah. Oum can’t save you. Penny.
Penny: Way ahead of you.
Alyx: Wait you wouldn’t hurt an innocent black child right?
Pyrrha and Penny: ………..
Me: Alyx you heard the saying, “Equal rights equal fights.”
Alyx: Let’s say I don’t.
Me: No matter your race. No matter your sexuality. No more matter your gender or age. You made a choice to do what you do. And as a result of said choice you must face said consequences. Weither they be good or bad. Basically you may be a kid but you were grown enough commit murder. And as such-
Pyrrha: You have this coming.
Alyx: *crying* I’m sorry. I just wanted to home. Jaune had no idea how. So I did what ever took. And then the Cat betrayed me and I died. Please? Don’t hurt me!
Summer: Come now ladies. I know you’re both upset but-
Pyrrha: Ms. Rose! Shut up!
Summer: I’m sorry? Who are you talking to?
Pyrrha: You are a nobody. You have been irrelevant for a while now. You left your daughters and died. Your daughter ain’t shit. Your team is still disbanded even after you died. You might as well be an afterthought at this point.
Summer: Said the girl who’s only job was to run away.
Pyrrha: I went out in a blaze of glory. I proved myself. What the fuck have you done?
Summer: Um.
Penny: Friend Pyrrha I know I have no rights to talk.
Pyrrha: Damn straight. You suffered more than myself. All you had to do was live. Instead, you traumatized my man. He just got over me too. Why would you do that?
Penny: Okay, I’m sorry. But, he’s going to be fine now. Let’s just let her go. And we pray he gets better.
Pyrrha: Fine. You're lucky Alyx.
Alyx: Thank you. But I am sorry.
Pyrrha: Shut up. Oum damn. If this story continues he better get stronger and kill Cinder. Because this is stupid. I mean how much trauma does one guy need? How he is not a villain? I mean, come on, he can’t be like Yuji, he doesn’t have skills like that.
Penny: Well friend W-
Pyrrha: If you say her name I will end you.
Summer: Okay woah, it’s been nine volumes why are you mad about this?
Pyrrha: One; he deserves better. Two; I prefer your daughter or anyone else than her. Three; she’s fucking useless. And four; it took him being an old man for her to start liking him. Fuck that bitch.
Summer: Well like said, if you stayed alive then-
Pyrrha: If you stayed alive maybe Qrow would have stopped drinking. If you stayed alive maybe your baby daddy wouldn’t be in a state of depression. Maybe if you stayed alive you could help your daughter learn how to control her eyes and be less useless in fighting the Queen of Grimm.
Summer: That was uncalled for.
Pyrrha: Move along side character.
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Jaune: So I could kill her with my own hands! I would break your neck with my own hands
Jfom club jaune thpughts on alyx being back?
Jaune: Honestly... I'm glad she's alive, it makes me happy to see the person she is now
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The JNR team was gathered in a cafeteria.
Jaune: Tell me again Nora why are we even here
Nora: REST!
Jaune: We are in a crisis situation
Nora: We need to relax and rest!
Jaune looked at Ren.
Jaune: How can you handle this Ren
Ren: Inner peace
Jaune: Zé ruela
Nora: You look like a very boring old man JAUNE!
Jaune: But I'm old, I'm 60
Nora growled in anger.
Ren: Nora want to make up for lost time Jaune, you spend a lot of time working
Jaune: Mistral threw all her hunters to Vacuo, Vale no one has news, Atlas destroyed. I need some help.
Ren: That's why you sent Ruby to work manufacturing and repairing weapons
Jaune: Exactly
Nora: ENOUGH OF THIS! Let's talk about something more important!
Jaune and Ren: The what?
Nora: THE LOVE!
Jaune and Ren: Oh.... Nothing relevant
Nora: Ren, shut up! Jaune you may not live the rest of your life alone
Jaune: Yes, yes I can
Nora: No you can not! How about... Ruby, you two would make a great couple
Jaune: I'm not so sure
Nora: Why no!
Jaune: Ruby and I had some disagreements about certain events. Two immature people getting into a relationship would not be very good, Besides, we became just friends, not great friends anymore
Nora: So WEISS! You had a crush on her
Jaune: Well maybe, but she was just a little.... A little
Ren: Sociable?
Jaune: No
Ren: Friendly?
Jaune: Maybe but no. She's still too proud and I can't handle all that pride. Another issue is that she is too low
Ren: Unfortunate is true
Nora: Jaune, you wouldn't date Weiss because she's too short!
Jaune: Yes.I mean, if I married her and we had a family, my kids would be bigger than her sister
( Art of Seshirukun )
Nora covered his mouth and started laugh.
Nora: OK you win
Nora: So Yang?
Jaune: I don't want this woman even for free!
Nora: Why no?
Jaune: When they were coming to Vacuo, the girls decided to play truth or dare, they forgot I was with them for some reason.... I heard things that I didn't like at all
Ren: Blake?
Jaune: She already had a boyfriend but the relationship didn't work out, Sun tried to win Blake's heart but it didn't work and she is lesbian
Nora: what a problem, but that would be a great drama
Jaune:I have no idea and besides, I barely have a conversation with her, I only know that because they decided to play truth or dares
Ren: Complicated situation
Nora: So stay with whoever you wanted
Jaune: Pyrrha
Nora was surprised and lively.
Jaune: I mean Pyrrha was beautiful she had a nice body you saw it yourself Nora
Nora: It's true she had a great body
Jaune: Pyrrha is the perfect balance of power, beauty and kindness. She helped me a lot, even after her death leaving tips on combat. Well I mean, can you compare Pyrrha to a sports car that doesn't give you any problems, do you trade a good car for a car that's fallen apart?
Nora: Who would be the car falling apart
Jaune: Team RWBY
Nora started laughing uncontrollably.
Ren: Would you have the courage to say that to their face?
Jaune: I barely talk to them anyway, whether or not we lost the friendship doesn't matter to me
Ren: So tell me, which one of the girls you meet would you ask to go to bed?
Nora stopped laughing and looked at Ren.
Nora: REN!!!
Ren: What?
Jaune placed his left hand on his chin.
Jaune: Velvet
Nora and Ren looked at Jaune.
Nora e Ren: Really?
Jaune: Yes.It's because of one of my uncles really like Faunus women, his favorites are the rabbit Faunus. He said if you scratch the back of the rabbit's ears they move one of their legs and my uncle did this during sex.
Nora was left open-mouthed.
Jaune: My uncle said the following: or you think it's weird and you're not excited, or you think it's cute and you're not excited. or you think it's cute and you get even more excited
Ren: oh Jaune
Ren pointed over Jaune's shoulder.
Jaune turned around.
The CYFV team is behind him.
They heard everything.
Jaune: You better get ready for tonight Velvet, you're going to call me of daddy later tonight
Velvet's face turned red with embarrassment and anger.
Velvet: Excuse me! I won't sleep with you!
Jaune: Ok what do you know, There are always fish in the sea
This time, a rabbit Faunus woman passed by outside the cafeteria.
Jaune: This phrase has never been more true
Jaune went after that rabbit Faunus.
Velvet: WAIT!
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