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tiny bastard

(pls don’t repost anywhere without my permission, just reblog!)

#my art #neil josten #all for the game #the foxhole court #the sunshine court #aftg #aftg art #this scene is living rent free in my brain #i love neil more than anything

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Let’s talk about the fact that Neil Josten is so SCARY from other perspectives. From his own he’s just like,,, “i’m just a kid fucking around before i die” but from Jean’s he seems certifiably insane. I somehow like him even more now.

#@ the people in the notes saying its the percy jackson effect #you are so right oh my god

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obsessed with jean’s colorful insults/descriptions so here’s a compiled list of them in order

you arrogant fool (abby)

you imbecile (kevin)

your ball-battered brain (kevin)

you feckless child (kevin)

those clowns (trojans)

pet goalkeeper (andrew)

the tiny bastard (neil) [LMFAO]

kevin’s pet monster (andrew)

the sunshine court [derogatory]

wholesome in an unsettling, unhealthy way (the trojans)

unhinged optimist (renee)

some plump shrink (bee)

that creepy little goalkeeper andrew minyard [PLEASE i was fucking DEAD he has no idea how funny he is]

you tedious malcontent (neil) [probably my favorite one]

an abominable cockroach (neil)

the wayward child (neil) [jesus christ he is not taking it easy on neil]

andrew’s twin

worthless trash bags (foxes, past tense)

a rabid little fox (neil) [hey. remember when neil described andrew as a ‘rabid goalkeeper’ ???]

annoyingly easy to look at (jeremy)

strange and misguided (the trojans)

the cruelty of these nonstop temptations (kevin, renee, jeremy)

the sunshine court [less derogatory]

“I was hoping he would bite his tongue off in the fall and save us both some grief in the long run.” (lucas)

wretched beast (gr****n)

your ignorant mouth (lucas)

“Your apologies are as useful as perfume on a frog.” (lucas)

neil, being the person he was,

you ignorant child (neil)

miserable wretch (neil) [giving his everything to neil’s insults]

ok that’s all. unless i missed some. and if i did you have to add them it’s just law

#i was also keeping track of all the neil ones haha #thank you op for this #i genuinely love jeans perspective on neil so so much it cracks me up

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Thank god they brought back An Amount Of Daylight That Makes You Want To Live. It was getting a bit scary for a minute there.

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And, of course, our Doctor can't say it. Why can't he say it? He can't say it because he can't ever be completely human (...) and it's terrible, that he knows he's going to be alone. But he loves this woman so much that he gives her the chance to have a life. - Julie Gardner.

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on this day, 6 yrs ago, bruno mars was surprised to see pete wentz

#nothing makes me feel like time is moving faster than this post #every year i see it and im like wow its bruno mars was surprised to see pete wentz time again i swear that only happened like a month ago

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now i'm curious

#im such a rereader (and rewatcher of movies and shows too) #i try not to reread anything too often because then i enjoy it less #but theres a few series/books i go back to every 3 or 4 years-ish #like whats the point in owning books or even having favourite books if you only read them once??

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are you a hot person? you punk? yeah??? what kind huh??? masc or femme hot vibes? cocky or down to earth hot vibes??? why dont you stick around and find out what incredibly long and oddly specific example of a hot aura you give off?

#incompetent intern hot #pls someone fall in love with me for being bad at my job lol

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BOTTOMS (2023) ━ dir. Emma Seligman

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The Two Towers is so funny because Tolkien was such a tree-lover he was basically just like “actually we should give every tree a gun.”

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#i think i was 4 #i dont remember specifically when i got super into it but i remember watching the first christopher eccleston episode on tv with my dad #and i would have been 4 when that aired

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#dog! #i had several dogs actually #also i had a bear wearing a jumper with my name and birthday on that my gran bought me when i was born #i also had a cheetah

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Rose Tyler is a great character, not just because she is written with compassion, depth and as a love letter to working class women but because she was already knighted and banned from the country by the queen of England before she was even born.

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the problem with watching doctor who as a child is that a small part of your brain can never completely give up the idea that the doctor exists. if i saw a blue police box materialize out of thin air i would not be anywhere near surprised enough.

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i miss when actors all had normal human teeth

#this! #watching stuff even just from like ten years ago #and realising none of the actors have perfect teeth #i never used to be insecure about my teeth but the last few years its become one of my biggest insecurities #and its soley because every celebrity now has veneers so any kind of natural teeth seem “ugly” #i hate it as a phrase but this really is my roman empire

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opening paragraphs of all time

The Haunting of Hill House by Shirley Jackson

We Have Always Lived in the Castle by Shirley Jackson

#opening paragraphs of all time

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SALTBURN (2023) Dir. Emerald Fennell