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i hope goncharov ends with a crowdfunding scam we haven't had a good crowdfunding scam in a long time

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the only thing you should care about is getting stronger arms and a stronger back nothing else matters

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you know what would be one of the greatest things Tumblr could implement right now?

there are currently community labels based on nsfw content but i believe adding a label for flashing lights would be incredible

i personally don't have epilepsy, but my father does and i would not like to find out i've inherited it scrolling through my dash.

this is a matter of safety and accessibility. our community is already conscious about these matters, but adding a uniform system would help everyone

(please reblog this post, spread the idea)

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Twitter's copyright system is currently broken and people are uploading the entire movies and episodes of TV shows without having them taken down

Who can we piss off with this to get muskrat in the most trouble

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someone help me my girlfriend will not stop saying “democracy dies in darkness” in a daffy duck voice she’ll like drop something in the kitchen and instantly go “democrathy dieth in darkneth”

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FUCK YEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

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Whoever made this gif I fucking HATE YOU!!!!! You make a mockery of my name

#manic monday #just a thought

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oh btw I get extremely anxious over even the smallest of social interactions so when I called to schedule the interview I googled miku and just stared at images of her the whole time to calm myself down

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new eevee evolution called ibuprofeon

#fuck yes #hell yeah

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Me: "If I was writing a sequel to the 2013 animated film "Turbo" I would include a cameo character for Eminem who is a snail named "Slime Shady""

My Guardian Angel: [smiles and adds another thread that connects me directly to god]

#so real

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me: no but for real that little tiny mushroom slut from mario has serious nonbinary slaycore energy 🤣🤣🤣🤭

baby abandoned outside a gucci store in miami florida: dose any body care about me

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trans guy who finally figured out his name, about to come out in the funniest way to his friends: hey guys can i be frank with you all

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guy whos email is mario19 cuz he is 19 years old and when hes 20 he deletes the old mail and resigns up to every service with mario20 and when he gets to mario25 and its in use already he solidifies into a stone statue and stays in stasis for a year

#just like me fr

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DO sell marijuana to my husband.