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the fact that walls get dusty is ridiculous. you're vertical. act like it.
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It's ok if you've sinned; you can still cast the first iron
cast iron? yeah thats a pretty common spell to learn
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I'm so fucking productive. I got so much shit done today.
ⓘ Fact check: This user did the bare minimum for the first time in 3 months.
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We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.
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wolf and red riding hood in Paris
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Actually the portrait of Charles is red to represent enthusiasm, energy, determination, passion, strength, leadership, and love. It doesn't matter that it looks like he's walking through fountains of blood spilled by the British empire! Some of you people need to learn color theory
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Peregrin blep
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That post I made over new years had people at my THROAT for saying I only buy real leather. Sorry I really do think that wearing textured plastic that will fall apart in under 5 years and go on to irreparably poison the environment is the worse option here.
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did you know you can watch all of gundam: the witch from mercury on youtube for free?
with subs OR with the english dub
you can find out why sulemio is so special :)
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Getting really sick of all the "There's No Place Like Chrome" ads on youtube. There's Firefox. Firefox saves your passwords. Firefox autofills things if you want. Firefox also does things that Chrome doesn't like allow adblockers, and it does not mine your data and sell your information for advertising purposes. Google is really trying to push people to use Chrome so they can take as much data from users as possible in order to make as much money as possible and it's borderline sinister.
Anyway, download Firefox.
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Humanity has finally reached the stars and found out why no one had contacted us. The universe is in a sad state. As such, Doctors without Borders, Red Cross, and many othe charities go intergalactic.
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the virgin loss.jpg versus the chad xkcd Seven Years
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The old school lack of transparency on tumblr is amazing because you assume the people you follow must all be equivalent to you and then you see someone write “I brought my youngest to college today” and someone else write “my mom wouldn’t let me listen to Ariana Grande when I was a kid” and then your head explodes
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fell for the oldest trick in the book
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and i don’t know what i’d do 
if i lost you
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