lieutenantayala

[lieutenantayala]

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if i live to be 97 i will still be laughing about this

[lieutenantayala]

@firstofficerchakotay-flute

this is peak comedy

#were you driving?

[lieutenantayala]

The Wedding

The crew is standing in the holodeck, which has been converted into a beautiful, serene garden.

The Doctor: Well, Seven, the big day has finally arrived. Are you looking forward to the ceremony?

Seven: Kes has told me that the wedding will be a combination of Human and Ocampan tradition. Thus, there is certainly educational merit to it, both for myself and the Borg children.

Seven touches a sprig of some sort of plant that is nestled behind her ear. All the women in the room are wearing the same thing.

Seven: This flower clipping, for example, that Kes has given to the women of the ship. It is said by the Ocampans that wearing this during a wedding will bring prosperity in love to all those who attend.

The Doctor: A lovely tradition. Speaking of prosperity in love… how is Susan?

Seven: Lieutenant Susan Nicoletti brought me a present on Christmas. She was also slightly inebriated which led to –

The Doctor holds up his hand in the air. Seven stops.

Seven: Susan is doing fine, thank you.

The Doctor: Excellent. But don’t tell me what Susan wouldn’t want me to know.

He walks away, as a small chime rings out, and Captain Janeway steps ahead to where the wedding will be performed. Ken Dalby is with her, and so is Chakotay, his best man. The doors to the holodeck open, and Naomi Wildman walks ahead with a small basket of flowers. Behind her, Kes is standing radiant in a wedding dress covered by a traditional blue Ocampan wedding cloak. She’s on the arm of the Doctor, who has agreed to stand in for her father for the ceremony. She is flanked on both sides by Susan and Tal Celes, who wear simple bridesmaid dresses in light blue. Kes walks up the aisle, and kneels at the end. Susan and Tal remove her cloak to reveal her dress in full.

Kes: Sisters of my heart, thank you for guiding me to this path.

She hugs each of them in turn, and then the Doctor. The Doctor then goes to hug Dalby. He whispers a few words into his ear.

The Doctor: Take good care of her, Crewman.

Dalby: Of course.

He takes Kes’s hand and puts it into Dalby’s. Captain Janeway stands between the two of them.

Janeway: We’re gathered here today, not as Starfleet officers, but as friends and family, to celebrate the marriage of two of USS Voyager’s finest. Since the days of the first wooden sailing ships, all captains have enjoyed the happy privilege of joining together two people in the bonds of matrimony. But before I declare them husband and wife, Ken and Kes have written their own vows.

Dalby: Kes, you gave me your love when I felt that no love could heal me. You saw past my broken, flawed exterior to find what little goodness remained. I promise to cherish, protect, and love you until death do us part.

Kes: Ken, you believed in me when I didn’t know where to go. You gave me purpose, supported me with unwavering devotion. I thought I would never see family again after I left my home, but here you stand with me. I promise to cherish, protect, and love you until death do us part.

Janeway: Crewman Kenneth Dalby, Counsellor Kes, with the power vested in my by Starfleet Command and the United Federation of Planets, I now pronounce you–

A shrill scream cuts her off, and she looks down to see Kes crouching on the floor.

Janeway: Kes!

Dalby: Kes, what happened?

Kes: The… argh, the babies. They’re coming.

Dalby: Now?

Kes: Yes, now! But we have to finish the ceremony, Ken.

He hauls Kes to her feet. She looks urgently to Captain Janeway, who nods.

Janeway: Crewman Kenneth Dalby, Counsellor Kes, with the power vested in my by Starfleet Command and the United Federation of Planets, I now pronounce you husband and wife.

Kes breathes a sigh of relief, and Ken picks her up. The Doctor runs to them.

The Doctor: Emergency medical transport. Three to Sickbay.

As they dematerialize, the crew stares in shock.

Neelix: Does this mean there’s no reception?

#little dalblings #keslings #royal wedding #voyager rp

[lieutenantayala]

Why does this thing smell so bad?

Make sure to stop by the mess hall and enjoy Mr. Neelix’s lovely Prixin decorations. He went to a great deal of effort to spruce up the mess hall and the results speak for themselves. Thank you for always brightening our days, Neelix!

@whiskeredexplorer

#prixin tree #voyager rp

[lieutenantayala]

Make sure to stop by the mess hall and enjoy Mr. Neelix’s lovely Prixin decorations. He went to a great deal of effort to spruce up the mess hall and the results speak for themselves. Thank you for always brightening our days, Neelix!

@whiskeredexplorer

#prixin time is here

[lieutenantayala]

Pin me to the bulkhead

Y'all need Kahless

#ask ayala #voyager rp #anon #im full of dad jokes

[lieutenantayala]

Anything to report from the bridge?

nah man, we’re straight chillin

#voyager rp #ask Ayala

[lieutenantayala]

Anything to report from the bridge?

nah man, we’re straight chillin

[lieutenantayala]

@musician-in-space it u

#voyager rp #harry kim

[lieutenantayala]

And I get better with age

Is Ayala still a drink?

Of course. Ayala has always been a fine whiskey.

@lieutenantayala

#anon is a drink #voyager rp #ayala x alcohol

[lieutenantayala]

Hi, what are you working on now if I can ask...?

#voyager rp #ask Ayala #it's a surprise

[lieutenantayala]

Ayala, is it true the Borg and captain kissed in front of everyone on the bridge?

yeah, they even went down on each other right there in front of the command chairs. boss cried and harry fainted. tom took holos. tuvok pretended like it wasn’t happening.

all in all it was an awkward monday morning

#voyager rp #ask ayala

[lieutenantayala]

Thanks for a great night Mike. Marla

You’re welcome

I know i’m not a member of the church, but I sure hope that malevolent spirit that’s been inhabiting your body stays away now

#no one even noticed she was possessed #getting neelix to replicate goat blood was a disaster #any maybe the holy water burned because it was pure ethanol #oh well marla should be better now #voyager rp

[lieutenantayala]

How is your sexual life with Chakotay

#don't hate me cause you aint me #ayaline and chuckles 5 ever #voyager rp

[lieutenantayala]

🙄

Is it true Ayala lost his voice? He is fading away

No, he’s fine. I think he spoke once last week. We were on the bridge and he said ‘‘Aye’‘ or something like that…

@lieutenantayala

#talking isnt necessary #voyager rp

[lieutenantayala]

I didn't see your name on them, Paris

You know what I love about @thebestparisyouhave ? That he gets cranky without his snacky.

Ayala loves Paris

Yes, you ain’t wrong. I know that Mike likes Tom very much - and Tom likes Mike as well. Talking about love.. is probably an exaggeration… but they totally get along with each other.

@thebestparisyouhave @lieutenantayala

#in all seriousness though those gummi worms made me shit for days #wtf is paris doing? #trying to kill me? #who knows #voyager rp

[lieutenantayala]

Ahh the classics never go out of style

#but i am grateful for palm tricorders #and com badges #but i wouldn't mind having a phaser styled like this #voyager rp