Man Tories parade as election winner can't even win his own vote
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Well.
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'at least we never woke up to a Labour government!!!' yeah good we woke up to a nightmare Tory hellhole dystopia every day for 14 years where they've scrapped a whole bunch of our rights instead, we really dodged a fucking torpedo there didn't we
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Absolutely bizarre UK politics story today. Tory MP, Mark Menzies, has been accused of misusing campaign funds, forcing a woman to empty her personal ISA, and getting a dog drunk.
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Do wish Liz Truss would just go away.
If she's not swanning off to America to try and convince weirdo CPAC-types that she's the new Maggie Thatcher she's here whining to the Telegraph about how her eating shit was actually a conspiracy.
This week I think the line was how those who said she crashed the economy are either malicious or ignorant, or words to that effect. And, like, no? You did that. You were in charge, your ideas got their day in the sun, everything went to shit. That's your fault.
If you're driving and you say "I know a shortcut!" and immediately mount the curb, plough through a crowd, and slam the car into a wall, it's not the fault of the road for not being where you wanted it to be or a scheme that the wall didn't open to let you through. You just fucked up. And people are right to point it out.
(And also right to never want you driving again.)
Go away, Liz. Please.
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The smoking ban is so pathetic
Like yeah cigs are shit and make you ill, but no amount of banning has stopped kids from getting cigs in the past, and all this law would change is that as well as gangs of teens asking you to buy them a pack, there'll end up being sad looking middle aged people stood aside the offy with them asking you to get them a bag of drum
Hell, there's primary school kids where I live who vape while they're being walked to school by their parents, but cigs are what matter *eye roll*
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"Stand up to woke" these social democrats are about the same kind of social as national socialists. Also just fucking ridiculous buzz-wording and dog whistles
The London mayoral election is fucking bleak.
Most of the popular parties/candidates are running on regressive and reactionary single issue policies like abolishing ULEZ and traffic calming measures in neighbourhoods.
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Not my email inbox asking questions no one can answer
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Sorry I need to vent and I can't post this on twitter without getting banned but I hope Keir Starmer and Wes Streeting and every other cunt supporting this bullshit anti-trans shit get fucking โจ๏ธmurderedโจ๏ธ. We could have had an actual left wing party with Corbyn but here we are and I genuinely don't know how to feel other than fucking despair and rage. Drop those fuckers into the sea, they deserve nothing else. Fuck. I hate this country so fucking much.
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THINGS ARE GETTING WORSE, RISHI, THAT'S WHY WE WANT A BLOODY ELECTION YOU FUCKING CUNT
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Good grief.
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Omg weโve reached the level of racists telling people to โleave our pedo aloneโ
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Oh when they finally call an election this year itโs going to be absolutely fucking hilariously glorious
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Iโm guzzling jizz this Easter to annoy pretty much everyone at my local church.
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