Just almost died (had to walk to a shop further away then my usual one)
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Hey guys so quick question how the fuck do you deal with things changing
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Roller derby is to lesbians what drag is to gays
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Staring at photos of Hozier like a lonely housewife would look at photos of her husband who’s gone to war
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Ok now we have a booping feature I propose to tumblr next ides of March we have a stabbing counter and the person with the most stabs gets crowned Caesar and the blog with the most stabbings gets crowned Brutus
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Behind every shy little black cat is a big fluffy black and white cat who loves attention
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I MISS THE BOOPING
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Cut my hair... Will the horrors ever end...
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"let's finish setting up your computer" i've had this laptop since 2018 maybe you shoukd just kill yourself mr windows
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How To Tell Your Cat That You Could Walk To His Food Faster If He Weren't Weaving Under Your Fucking Feet In A Beautiful And Intricate Idiot's Ballet
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Hey guys so did you know that cats actually have that little space between their ears so you can give them a little kiss. A little forehead kiss for the little baby.
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i think having a little kitty cat walking around the house at all times is important
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i am committed to TWO THINGS
FAGGING IT UP
THE BIT
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ever since i was a little girl i always knew i wanted to be some sort of horrendous freak
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I love my cats but why are they obsessed with eating avocado like starving millennials
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If you didn’t grow up ugly, poor or emo I don’t trust you
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