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FYF 2: Shrinking Violet (18+)
Releases April 26th - Preorder now on itch.io
Nobody at college knows that shy, nervous Maya had a 'bad boy' reputation in high school - and Maya is the only one who knows tough, rebellious Nasrin used to be a sweet-tempered teacher's pet. Mutual attraction is rekindled when their paths cross again, but the two find their old dynamics have been flipped on their head.
Maya finally knows what she wants, and Nasrin is bold enough to give it to her...that is, if she can bring herself to ask. Will their first time be perfect the second time around?
EPUB and PDF format, with a cover by the illustrious @taylor-titmouse.
This is the second in the Fuck Yourself Friday series of shorts. New stand-alone erotic stories are released on the last Friday of every month.
FYF 1: Go Fuck Yourself
These stories contain explicit sexual content, and are intended for 18+ audiences.
Content:
F/tF
transfem sub
outdoor sex
praise kink
flaccid stimulation
non-penetrative sex
RELEASE DATE: APRIL 26th
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"Did you ever notice that all the floors down here are gridded off in light blue lines?" (Jennell Jaquays, The Space Gamer 17, May-June 1978)
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the despicable count dooku has eaten twelve cookies before suppertime
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Adult Swim making an unholy amount of sense.
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This is Maggie's worm collection
She loves her worms more than any other toy. She plays with them loads and carries them around the house
At night the worms have to go in a box so that she doesn't wake me up playing with them. So every evening before bed I gather up the worms, put them in their box and have Maggie say goodnight to them.
Night night worms!
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Y'all, the world is sleeping on what NASA just pulled off with Voyager 1
The probe has been sending gibberish science data back to Earth, and scientists feared it was just the probe finally dying. You know, after working for 50 GODDAMN YEARS and LEAVING THE GODDAMN SOLAR SYSTEM and STILL CHURNING OUT GODDAMN DATA.
So they analyzed the gibberish and realized that in it was a total readout of EVERYTHING ON THE PROBE. Data, the programming, hardware specs and status, everything. They realized that one of the chips was malfunctioning.
So what do you do when your probe is 22 Billion km away and needs a fix? Why, you just REPROGRAM THAT ENTIRE GODDAMN THING. Told it to avoid the bad chip, store the data elsewhere.
Sent the new code on April 18th. Got a response on April 20th - yeah, it's so far away that it took that long just to transmit.
And the probe is working again.
From a programmer's perspective, that may be the most fucking impressive thing I have ever heard.
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FYF 2: Shrinking Violet (18+)
Releases April 26th - Preorder now on itch.io
Nobody at college knows that shy, nervous Maya had a 'bad boy' reputation in high school - and Maya is the only one who knows tough, rebellious Nasrin used to be a sweet-tempered teacher's pet. Mutual attraction is rekindled when their paths cross again, but the two find their old dynamics have been flipped on their head.
Maya finally knows what she wants, and Nasrin is bold enough to give it to her...that is, if she can bring herself to ask. Will their first time be perfect the second time around?
EPUB and PDF format, with a cover by the illustrious @taylor-titmouse.
This is the second in the Fuck Yourself Friday series of shorts. New stand-alone erotic stories are released on the last Friday of every month.
FYF 1: Go Fuck Yourself
These stories contain explicit sexual content, and are intended for 18+ audiences.
Content:
F/tF
transfem sub
outdoor sex
praise kink / body worship
mutual masturbation
RELEASE DATE: APRIL 26th
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