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"Let me blow you"

The asexual said to the aromantic

#aromantic #aroace #out of context quotes #asexual

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something about pets looking like their owners…… they’re judging you harshly

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hello sir/madam. your son is so transmasc . can i kiss him with tongue

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Me, in tears, halfway through writing a 300 word essay: I can’t do this anymore

Person on A03 who’s writing for fun:

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this is by far my favorite safety/warning sign btw. they really went off with this one

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this is by far my favorite safety/warning sign btw. they really went off with this one

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@nathanwpyle

I literally love this.

I couldn't stop laughing for 20 minutes.

No joke.

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@nathanwpyle

I literally love this.

I couldn't stop laughing for 20 minutes.

No joke.

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Caves are weirder and more varied than you think

#i may be a salamander

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"I cant draw" then do it bad who gives a fuck.....

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Great news everyone. There was a kitten wandering in the drive thru at work and my inner warrior cats kid tried to be a hero and capture him.

I have now suffered multiple puncture wounds and have to go to the emergency room.

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you don’t have to cancel everyone the second they misstep or do something dumb but you also DON’T have to defend everything that your fave does. you can say “hey this particular thing sucked” without getting into this all-or-nothing mentality. you are not an extension of the things you like. you can think freely and criticize the things (and people) that you like, and a criticism of something you like is not something that you should take personally or feel the need to correct/defend.

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As much as I still have gripes with mdzs fandom at least you can trust it to take a joke. I've made like a million jokes about lil apple being the real main character of mdzs and every wwx fan whos seen it loves it but the one time I made a joke saying xie lian's waist was less important to me than his bad horsemanship I got hate qrted multiple times

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i’m going to kdxjdhdjhddjjdhs

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The person I reblogged this from deserves to be happy.

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glad to see those spreading the truth

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Hello my dear Customers~

Today should be the day you ALL buy a Thneed!!

#prev the fuck are you on to come up with “i am a prey animal and the onceler is a preditor” /gen