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A master of emotional manipulation

#kogen #Cat Video

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what is even happening

#Disco Elysium

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I was very careful to avoid getting sauce from the lasagne on my newest shirt

only to snort blood on it instead

#n0t seri0us #thankfully it's a lot of tiny droplets sonit should come out all right? #and because the pattern is busy I think it'll be hard to spot

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When people get a little too gung-ho about-

wait. cancel post. gung-ho cannot be English. where did that phrase come from? China?

ok, yes. gōnghé, which is…an abbreviation for “industrial cooperative”? Like it was just a term for a worker-run organization? A specific U.S. marine stationed in China interpreted it as a motivational slogan about teamwork, and as a commander he got his whole battalion using it, and other U.S. marines found those guys so exhausting that it migrated into English slang with the meaning “overly enthusiastic”.

That’s…wild. What was I talking about?

#Language

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this couldn’t be said any better

#same

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potoincorrectquotes. |

#Phantom Of The Opera

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reblog to pet prev

#Cat Gif

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#Cat Photography #kogen

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People are always like "why do they let Data play poker with them, his brain is a computer, he has an unfair advantage," and the answer is simply because it's for fun!! He's their friend! Like can you imagine if they told Data he can't play, he'd be like "I understand, that's a logical decision, and as an android I am unable to feel left out," but then any time the poker game came up he'd be looking at Riker across the bridge like

#Star Trek

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*Sees a thoroughly rusted Cybertruck abandoned by the side of the road*

Me: "Wow, how far in the future did we go?"

My time-traveller friend: "About two weeks."

#lmao #Car

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#Phantom Of The Opera #Poll #leroux babyyyy!

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i'm so glad homestuck exists if only for the fact that it produced the funniest image in existence

#Homestuck #OH MY GOD

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get snuggled idiot

based off this image

#Dungeon Meshi

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there's not much i wouldn't do to keep you here besides me

(redraw)

#Dungeon Meshi

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i love pictures of the international space station which are just completely overexposed because that is just.. unequivocally an angel.

#Space

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Reblog to put one of these in your mutuals’ pocket when they’re not looking

#Bear #I am tucking some clown-themed ones in your pockets!

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reuploading this older artwork since i still kind of like it! pinky kairi <3

#Kingdom Hearts #Cat Illustration