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ROTTMNT Headcanons: based on my childhood

The twins used to spread misinformation on purpose 

They told Mikey if he jumped from a tall area he could fly 

Mikey broke both his legs and the twins got grounded for two weeks 

(Jokes on them Mikey can use his mystic powers to levitate)

They also told Raph if he left his allowance under his pillow more money would appear 

Somehow Raph’s money disappeared and the twins had a bag full of candy 

They got grounded for two more weeks and Raph got all their allowance and their candy

(yes these are lies my older siblings told me and yes I did fall for them)

(In my defense I was 5)

The boys hate eye contact 

Absolutely despise it 

Splinter labeled Leo a “little liar” cause his kid could never look him in the eye when he told him a story

And sure Leo did lie about some things but being labeled a liar was kind of harsh in his opinion

The boys quickly came to his aid and told their dad that eye contact made all of them uncomfortable 

And Splinter said it was a damn shame because eye contact can make bonds stronger

He also claimed eye contact brings people closer together

The boys freaked out because they thought they weren’t as close as other siblings 

Mikey cried because he felt that they didn’t have a strong enough bond 

In reality, they’re a lot closer than most siblings and they’re all neurodivergent 

The boys took the whole “bring people closer” a little too seriously

To substitute the whole “eye contact” thing they would just close their eyes and put their foreheads together

They still do it to this day

When they know their siblings are stressed or angry or sad they’ll touch their foreheads together

To remind them “hey I’m here for you” and “whatever you’re going through will pass” or “calm down you got this”

April used to think it was a cute sibling bonding moment that she would never be apart of 

And then one day she came to the lair stressed out after a long day

And Leo took one look at her, gently placed his forehead against hers, and asked “you want some of my calming tea?”

She was a sobbing mess and he had to carry her to the kitchen 

When Splinter dropped the whole “blue you are the leader now” bombshell on them Leo got so overwhelmed he became nonverbal for a week

And once week two hit April decided she had enough

She walked over to him (softly) headbutted him and said “I made your favorite”

Leo broke down sobbing and April had to guide him to the kitchen 

“Thank you” was the first thing he said in nine days

Leo used to be terrified of the dark

He couldn’t sleep alone until he was 13 because he was genuinely worried that some monster would snatch him up 

So Donnie made sure that there was a nightlight in every single outlet

#yes this is too precious #i love this #sobbing

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Senpai says you’re welcome

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REBLOG if you have amazing talented artist friends!

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@zee-rambles !!!!!!!

LOOK.

#rottmnt #rottmnt donnie #rottmnt leo #rottmnt mikey #rottmnt raph #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #save rottmnt #save rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #unpause rise of the tmnt #unpause rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #CHAJSJISB AAAAA

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just realized how many super specific mood playlists i have and i want to know if it borders on concerning :) peez vote and share for bigger pool of peeps~

#i… #uh #….107 #haha 🥲 #look i swear i can explain

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RAPHIEEEE

The static is used in this too

Leo’s | Mikey’s | Donnie’s | Raph’s

Free to use! Plz just like or reblog tho lol

#rottmnt #rottmnt donnie #rottmnt leo #rottmnt mikey #rottmnt raph #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #wallpaper #iphone #strawberry aesthetic

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Other done~

This one with static

Leo’s | Mikey’s | Donnie’s | Raph’s

Free to use! Plz just like or reblog tho lol

#rottmnt #rottmnt donnie #rottmnt leo #rottmnt mikey #rottmnt raph #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #wallpaper #iphone

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Okay here’s Mikey’s!

And with static

Leo’s | Mikey’s | Donnie’s | Raph’s

Free to use! Plz just like or reblog tho lol

#rottmnt #rottmnt donnie #rottmnt leo #rottmnt mikey #rottmnt raph #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #wallpaper #iphone

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I made rottmnt wallpapers :D

And w static

Leo’s | Mikey’s | Donnie’s | Raph’s

Free to use! Like or Reblog tho is all I ask lol

#rottmnt #rottmnt donnie #rottmnt leo #rottmnt mikey #rottmnt raph #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #wallpaper #iphone

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I GOT A DOOT DOOT

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

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I want a doot doot

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

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AHA and now im emotional :,)

I don't usually post my edits on here but this one makes me emotional and I wanted to put it here too.

#2012 tmnt #2012 donnie #tmnt 2012 #2012 raph #2012 casey jones #2012 april o'neil #2012 leo #2012 mikey #teenage mutant ninja turtles #sobs

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I don’t know what to type

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"There's no way they'd be running around town with my meditation carpet."

...

"THEY'RE RUNNING AROUND TOWN WITH MY MEDITATION CARPET"

Dragons Rising Lloyd is like a younger sassier version of Wu and I am here for it honestly

#honestly #this is so funny to me #all for the reason that it’s accurate

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Raph: *is angry and breaking everything in sight*

Leo: The anger!

Mikey: The fury!

Mona Lisa, swooning: The muscles…

#it can’t be incorrect tho #no way possible #ramona

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... im scared now

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WE HAVE FROGS ON TUMBLR NOW

#tumblr frog