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"I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST, LIKE NO ONE EVER WAS..."

#i'm so proud #all right this was fun if you saw me here no you didn't byeeeeeee #pokemon

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Pocket Monster (2019) | Ep 132 | Pikachu vs Charizard

#the gen 9 games were leaking. the gen 9 anime was in flux. they were putting in clip shows and limited animation because of staff shortages #they had one chance. NAILED IT #pokemon

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Actually crying rn

#wow that's crazy that the last time i really reblogged something on here it was when he won alola #that was 3 years ago damn #look at my boy #pokemon

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twitter authors are so funny... "wah someone doesn't like my book!" maybe because it's bad

#i love critical thinking and analysis #'this is what you reblog for the first time in 3 years?' yes. goodbye

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Pokemon Sun & Moon - Final Episode

#;___; #pokemon

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…we won.

Pikachu… we won!

#L A D S!!!!!!!!!! #pokemon

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#my babies #pokemon

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Pokemon really went full anime and I absolutely love it

#can't believe pokemon killed dragon ball like that #cell saga father son kamehameha who? ASH AND PIKACHU MURDERED THAT #pokemon #but srsly not to sound like an old white lady but that shit is beautiful

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One Scene from a Favorite Episode for Each Season ➧ 2x18

#*rises from the ashes* i just want to reblog this important moment in furry history #this is missing the part where he licks his lips before he tells magnus he's beautiful #a sweet but horny response whomst else but alec #magnus x alec #shadowhunters

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so what conclusions are you drawing from your alec vs alexander post?

the thing that is stated in all three posts: ‘alexander’ is only used to address alec when magnus is talking to him, magnus does not use it to talk about him with others.

#you get the numbers and you also get the context in which they're embedded #i stated it quite plainly #Anonymous #askbox

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the great alec v. alexander debate is over: final series roundup

what up, it’s almost been a year since the 3A version of this post and more than a year since the S1-S2 version. so with no thanks to freeform, netflix, and constantin, here are the final numbers and examples of when magnus uses ‘alec’ versus ‘alexander’. the same contextual cues still hold up! magnus only uses ‘alexander’ when talking directly to alec. magnus still primarily uses ‘alec’ when talking about him to other people or when a situation is tense between them.

alexander count in 3B: 16 alexander total: 52 + 16 = 68 alec count in 3B: 12 alec total for the series: 35 + 12 = 47 how many times magnus has said some variant of alec’s name in the series: 115

3.11 [none]

3.12 (special shoutout to pup and panda)

[to alec] i know, alexander.

3.13 [none]

3.14

[to alec] alexander, surely you’re not squeamish about seeing a dead body.

[to alec] alexander, no.

[to alec] i know. i know, alexander.

3.15

[to alec] alexander, i appreciate the hospitality, but doesn’t the clave have rules against downworlders living here?

[to underhill] ‘i love alec, but these screens are giving me migraines.’

[to alec] alexander, if this is about what were were talking about earlier, i was wrong.

3.16

[to alec] i’m a lot of things right now, alexander.

[to alec] alexander!

[to alec] alexander, what-

3.17

[to alec] alexander?

[to alec] please, alexander. don’t make me pretend this is just a phase.

[to alec] alec, let me go!

[to alec] you can’t help me, alec!

[to alec] alec!

3.18

[to alec] i’m fine, alexander.

[to maryse] i’m still adjusting to life as a mundane and alec knew i could learn from your shining example.

[to maryse] and i had a drunken emotional breakdown in front of alec last night.

[to alec] i can’t lose you too, alec.

3.19

[to jem] i need you to erase all my memories of alec.

[to jem] but alec is different.

3.20

[to lorenzo] alec and i are no longer.

[to asmodeus] alec was gonna ask me to marry him.

[to alec, w/ izzy, clary, jace] alexander gideon lightwood, will you marry me?

[to alec, w/ izzy, clary, jace] i love you too, alexander.

3.21

[to alec] alexander!

3.22

[to lorenzo] alec told me how helpful and supportive you were.

[to alec, in front of you, me, your mother, and god] alexander gideon lightwood.

#malec #magnus bane #alec lightwood #shadowhunters #magnus x alec #this was fun and purely drive by people using the variants in the wrong context #and me needing to figure out if i was nitpicky or actually backed up by canon #the verdict is wow look at that consistency

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#let me know if you screamed and also got horny! #god dark magnus would have been a vision i'm so angry #shadowhunters

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All these hundreds of years, I can’t believe you’ve never been married. Well, I’ve never met anyone like you. 

#i love them :(((( #shadowhunters #magnus x alec

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Alec ‘go big or go home’ Lightwood

#he's so fucking stupid. of course i love him with all my heart. #shadowhunters

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To you, an insurmountable evil is a world overrun by demons. To me, it’s the mass murder of all creatures with demon blood. Any wish that has the power to cause that kind of destruction is not a gift. It’s a curse. I’m glad it’s gone.

#raziel was like ..... NO #CLARY WAS RIGHT AND I WILL MURDER AN ANGEL MYSELF FOR HER #shadowhunters

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Magnus with his blue streaks and matching blue nails/eyeliner (+ bonus glitter pen)

#they were like let's actually do at least one thing with the undercut OKAY! #shadowhunters #look at his bujo and glitter pen #ugh top productivity youtube channel in alicante as a side hustle #i'll miss this pretty cutie :((((

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“Think about the message that would send to others like us.”

#the heline kiss being improv? iconic sapphic rights! #shadowhunters #magnus x alec