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You better not be a fuck ass tree when i get there

Me asf:

#fran bow #mr midnight #markiplier #ahaha #lol

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Just finished my placements in overwatch competitive. I hit silver 2 I am going to kill myself.

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cuz everytime we touch i get this feeling

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that comic everyones reblogging with the “why are u bringing condoms to a gay club” is rlly good but it also worries me when i go in the tags and everyones like ‘u never need one’ ‘i never use them anyways’ in response to the joke i love u queer people but please donot fuck strangers raw hey look at me stop fucking strangers raw

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that comic everyones reblogging with the “why are u bringing condoms to a gay club” is rlly good but it also worries me when i go in the tags and everyones like ‘u never need one’ ‘i never use them anyways’ in response to the joke i love u queer people but please donot fuck strangers raw hey look at me stop fucking strangers raw

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Kids today with all their new types of guys. In my day we had only one type. That guy. And you didn't want to be him.

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the holidays are never officially here until i see the christmas light extension cord of death by electricity and I have yet to see it.

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if we’re mutuals feel free to

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i said “that’s shrimply amazing” bc bf got his brine shrimp incubator working and he just gave me somany kisses :)

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Knife Condemned To Week Inside Saran-Wrapped Brownie Pan

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Tumblr is so funny because you can make a post like "hey do not mix bleach and vinegar in your cleaning, you'll make chlorine gas and you do not want to make chlorine gas. It is dangerous to mix these two specific chemicals together", and the comments are like

"Um vinegar isn't dangerous?? My mom cleans things with vinegar all the time and we have never had lung issues. White people are insane." (<- does not use bleach, missing the point)

"OH MY GOD BLEACH IS CHLORINE GAS? NOBODY EVER TOLD ME I'VE BEEN CLEANING WITH BLEACH MY WHOLE LIFE, I WILL DIE." (<- has literally never used vinegar in cleaning, and never mixed the two, missing the point)

"This is just stupid fearmongering, we use bleach and vinegar to wash the floors all the time, OP is lying." (<- does not actually know what "vinegar" is, and is confusing the word for something else)

"Yeah this is true enough but also keep in mind that this kind of household cleaning product chlorine gas is too weak and unreliable to use for domestic terrorism purposes." (<- raises concerns, but potentially has a point)

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if U struggling to boycott mcdonalds you just dirty atp i dont evenknow what to say

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It’s ironic because they don’t look at US as real people. 

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