kruschonka

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The powerhouse of Led Zeppelin, the man himself.

I wanted to do something Special for Bonzo on his birthday, he's since become a huge inspiration and a motivation for me to learn the drums. I had to use myself and a photo of him as a reference for the arm (and my drumsticks) and the pose. I was actually a bit nervous drawing him, thinking it wasn't going to turn out any good.

But here it is.

PLEASE DO NOT STEAL

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reddit is having a glitch where it puts the wrong captions over photos and it’s the only thing i care about right now

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thinking about that kakapo egg that got crushed but the conservation team patched it up and it survived

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A rabbi, a samurai, and a sex pervert walk into a bar. The bartender says "what will you guys be having today". The rabbi says "do you have anything kosher?" and the bartender replies that he'll check in the back. While he's gone, the samurai turns to the rabbi and says "kosher... explain this to me. Why is it that you will not eat certain foods, even if they are perfectly good?"

The rabbi replies, in a stereotypical rabbi voice, "Keeping kosher is part of the Jewish law. We are loyal to G-d, and we express that loyalty by following the laws that G-d has set."

The samurai contemplates this for a moment, letting out a deep, manly, baritone, sexy, almost erotic but at the same time stoic and serious, stereotypical samurai grunt, and says "so you are a people of Honor... loyalty to one's master is an Honorable thing."

The samurai then turns to the sex pervert. "How about you, sex pervert? Do you have Honor?"

The sex pervert says "yes I do, samurai san. When I do all kinds of crazy sex shit, like upside-down fucking and the forbidden Greek Trombone technique, I always make sure to establish a safe word with my partner in case things get too wild. Even in the midst of a ridiculous sex party where we're all putting lampshades on our heads and running around with our dicks out, I would respect that safe word."

The samurai contemplates for a minute. "Hmm. In a way, that is Honorable. According to bushidō, a samurai must always abide by his word".

Then, they hear a noise in the bushes outside. The camera zooms in on the samurai and his eyes tighten and he gets ready to draw his sword. The rabbi looks concerned but not fearful, hopeful that he can convince any would-be attacker to show the trio mercy. The sex pervert gets a little hard, just in case whoever comes out of the bushes might want to have sex with him. But, the guy who comes out of the bushes turns out to be the pizza guy! He's delivering a pizza to another client at the bar.

After that, the rabbi, samurai, and sex pervert leave the bar, having understood each other's ideologies just a little bit better.

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You hurt my feelings which was interesting to me

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the housing market is ruining my sex life

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radiohead fans reading "creeps dni" and "weirdos dni" in peoples bios

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When I was a kid one of my moms would call her period "moon time" or "her monthlies" or shit like that and my other mom straight up stealthed it, but when I'm a dad I think I'm gonna go straight down the middle and call it Werewolf Week. Like sorry kids, dad can't roughouse right now, it's Werewolf Week

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„god you’re so weird” well women want to fuck me and since you’re on a date with me they don’t seem to want to fuck u

I think next time I’m getting some kind of dating app I should somehow mention I’m off putting/confusing/cringey/unsettling (neurodivergent) so I don’t get mean remarks on dates I got ready for (but not in an insecure way, bc I like these things about me, it’s just men react to it waaay over the top :// like bro I’m just nodding stop acting like I fucked ur mom)

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„why you’re making voices” can you appreciate a good storytelling for a second

I think next time I’m getting some kind of dating app I should somehow mention I’m off putting/confusing/cringey/unsettling (neurodivergent) so I don’t get mean remarks on dates I got ready for (but not in an insecure way, bc I like these things about me, it’s just men react to it waaay over the top :// like bro I’m just nodding stop acting like I fucked ur mom)

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I think next time I’m getting some kind of dating app I should somehow mention I’m off putting/confusing/cringey/unsettling (neurodivergent) so I don’t get mean remarks on dates I got ready for (but not in an insecure way, bc I like these things about me, it’s just men react to it waaay over the top :// like bro I’m just nodding stop acting like I fucked ur mom)

#asd #rant

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my ex didn’t like Fiona Apple’s music bc it’s „girly music about love”

#THE IRONY #of course he couldn’t get it #fiona apple

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śmieszna rzecz z regionalną mową jest taka, że pojedziesz 60km na południe od poznania i twój gzik nagle używa zaimków she/her

#polblr #polish posting #your cheese is transgender

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but it only works if 4 people are having sex lol

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absolutely stellar