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#tomorrow

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Oh Tara, we’re really in it now….

#man I wish Tara joined camp even if you're not playing a Gale origin run #this is so sweet #bg3 #bg3 gale #tara the tressym #lovely art #queue

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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

#the ancient texts #spiders georg

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Is there a word that’s a mix between angry and sad

#the ancient texts #tumblr

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Things that People Forget About When Writing Sword Fights

You don’t have to dodge by a foot. You only have to dodge by an inch.

Not all swords are made the same way. You wouldn’t fight with a katana the same way you would fight with a broadsword.

You don’t need to aim for the heart or the head. Get the vein in wrist, and you could incapacitate that hand.

Small cuts matter. If you’re cut up enough, you’re going to start suffering from blood loss, and that’ll put you at a disadvantage.

The blade isn’t the only thing that matters. There isn’t some set of rules in sword fighting where you can only stick the stabby end into the other person. Hit them in the head with the hilt, and they’ll feel it.

If there are multiple attackers, you want to incapacitate or kill each one as quickly as possible. Endurance matters, especially when you’re not only swinging/stabbing/aiming something that is 2-5 lbs (ceremonial ones were a lot heavier, but wouldn’t be generally fought with) but also taking/blocking heavy blows from at least one opponent.

#small! cuts! matter! #swords #sword fighting #reference #and also: #haikubot #queue

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Gotta say, vore and cannibalism aren't my thing, but sometimes I see the way some people draw mouths and teeth and I, like, get it? Like damn having those teeth sink into my flesh would be kinda romantic and/or erotic. Could see why somebody would want to get slorped by that throat. That tongue would taste the fuck out of me.

Still not for me, at the end of the day, but - like most kinks out there - there are definitely some artists and writers who make it much more understandable.

#sometimes you see someone draw something Real Good and you just Get It

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#you know what time it is #it's gonna be may

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Relevant as ever

#this would fix me #our backs are so short and curvy and fucked up by evolution #let us do the big stretch and straighten it out proper pls thx #lovely art #comic #funny

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hahahahaaaa get safe and cared for, idiot

#this is adorable and I think about it often #get loved idiot #bg3 #bg3 tav #bg3 astarion #lovely art #comic #queue

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Animation 1/3 chez Remembers Productions

Musique et son de Arnaud Toulon

#hello??? #this is so good #animation #is it rotoscope??? #I could look at this all day #video #queue

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Unmute !

#that's a funny looking dog you got there #aligator #crocodile #i do not live in a gator/croc country and i'm not smart enough to tell them apart when it's past midnight #video

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what the fuck

#I'm sorry what #who approved that lol #ballsack of a heart #had to go double check on emojipedia and yes it's there

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When your rizz is so bad you make the sexy vampire crack up

#I love this for them #they both deserve to be happy and able to laugh at silly stuff like bad rizz together #bg3 #bg3 gale #bg3 astarion #bloodweave #lovely art #queue

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one wizard and a weirdly clingy mosquito, what happens next will warm your heart

#this style is so good #love the way you draw expressions #bg3 #bg3 tav #bg3 astarion #lovely art #queue

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I am looking neither respectfully nor disrespectfully. I gaze without recognition of your form, and without understanding.

#me being faceblind af #I once asked a colleague for ID for trying to buy cigs #she thankfully took it as me joking. making a little jest. being a silly rascal #and I stiffly - sweating buckets - laughed it off like haha yes I'm.. I'm pulling your leg. very funny you go enjoy your evening k thx byye #it's been Years since I worked there and I am still ashamed to this day #in my defense I was still pretty new at the job and I had never seen her in casual clothes but STILL #you get a haircut and you turn into a whole different person to me I'm so sorry #I'm the npc that those fake glasses with a nose and mustache would work on

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huzzah

#they both deserve a big hug and a friendly suplex. as a treat #I keep multiclassing Wyll as warlock/fighter and man he's a powerhouse #pact of the blade + daredevil gloves my beloved #bg3 #bg3 wyll #bg3 zevlor #lovely art #queue