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I want Flash to be like,, fighting Batman for his children’s wellbeing.

“NO, YOU’RE NOT ADOPTING THESE TWO THEY’RE MINE!!!!” kinda style.

I want Flash to fucking Hiss at Batman when he tries to get closer to the kids he brought into the Watchtower because they wanted a quiet place to have a birthday party.

I want Jazz and Danny ending up in a lab out of pure accident and then being found out by Barry. I want Jazz meeting Flash in the middle of a fight and take out his rogues for him because “She’s been a little bit too stressed lately. Sorry for taking out your rogues for you.” and then having a meaningful conversation with some ice cream in between.

Me wants Danny getting lost in the new city after school and meeting Flash who leaves him at his house in a second. I want them meeting over and over again until Danny manages to get the twist and turns and where exactly he has to leave the bus to get closer to his home.

I want Flash actively looking out for the kids he keeps finding in crime scenes. I want Jazz calling out at the police station in an anonymous tip for a new corpse.

I want Danny leaving notes in buildings for The Flash to find and conduct an investigation.

I want badly hid Jazz and Danny with an Ellie who has finally come to settle down.

I want Danny and Ellie spending hours upon hours in the library learning more and more to get good grades and them being well known in those circles.

I want The Flash who denies the existence of magic just for show now, that knows pretty well that these children aren’t exactly human anymore (if they ever were), but that can clearly see how much trouble they’re experiencing trying (and failing) to lead a peaceful life.

I want the Flash who has already mentally adopted the Nightingale Children and WILL fight Batman to leave them alone.

#dpxdc

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Okay, this is very important..

What poems do you have in English about love?

#I have one you see #But it's in Spanish and I don't really want to translate it rn

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Okay, this is very important..

What poems do you have in English about love?

#I have one you see #But it's in Spanish and I don't really want to translate it rn

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I've seen John Constantine adopts Danny Phantom.

Now I raise you to! Danny Adopts Constantine via making a deal with him and helping him when he was still technically young (Constantine not Phantom). Now John gets actual powers that help him deal with a certain brand of ghosts in exchange of having the most exasperating younger brother Ever.

#dp x dc #dc x dp

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“Every time I’m found by you, I get sucker punched in the face with an F in my tests. Just what do you want this time, Constantine”

Au in which Phantom and Constantine are bastard friends, and they hate each other’s luck to get into trouble.

Without even a greeting, the bloke of a man just point backwards with his thumb and said, “Pest. Yours. Not my problem.” just to disappear in a flash of light right after.

Danny groaned as he saw the building somehow both on fire and freezing cold on the walls, “Mark my words you asshole,” the ghost grumbled, “I will make you pay for this,”

.

A full thermos later and a little bit of sightseeing done, Danny too, disappeared into a flash of light, though this time a brightly green one.

With a sigh, he went back to his house. At least the Watchtower was one space.

Bastard.

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It was a disorienting-nauseous feeling in his gut that made Constantine realize that payback was today. He groaned outwardly, making his cigarette fall to the finely tiled (and glowing, he might add,) floor, which in turn made him groan again.

Accepting his fate, he decided to look up. “Ya got something to call me on, mate?”

Phantom just sat there in his throne, looking bored to death and with the same expression he’s sure he had when he realized that he had to take care of the pests of the Watchtower.

“Welcome to disaster, ya old bastard. I’m here to make you pay,” Phantom said with a roll of his eyes. Looking as bored as he felt.

“Yeah, yeah. Just get it done mate. What happened now, Your Highness?”

“Ghost Duty,”

“-No.”

“You have no option, really. You’re a witness on this shit.”

Constantine groaned, passing a hand on his face as he did so. “Can I smoke at the very least?” he pleaded.

“Not a good idea. Trust me, you don’t want to make this longer by making an ‘offence’ to the judges.”

The magician sighed. Ghost jury duty was the worst. Not only it was long as fuck, it was also filled to the brim with weird rules and shit. “I fucking hate you, you know...”

Phantom just patted him on the back.

"Damned asshole,"

#dp x dc #dc x dp #Bastard Friendship #they have met each other through many years and they always #get each other into some dumb trouble #Both because of each other's bad luck or because they have a single braincell each and they do not share it to make two #Also none of them actually has presented the other to their respective group of friends #they just Assume (tm) the other groups just /knows/ #So when Danny went to the Watchtower it was deserted at Constantine's call #and when Constantine was called they simply assumed that he had submitted to the King's will #hmm maybe I could call this Cursed Friendship

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Fuck it, make Danny and Jazz crimelords who hate Batman and Love Bruce Wayne for all the work he's made to save Gotham

#dp x dc #They know that batman does help somehow in his own way #But they're both pissed about Jason's death and the fact that he cannot hold children back from fighting #To the point in which they can get greatly injured

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Headcanon in which Danny got his handwriting from his dad, who is actually someone who can write very pretty and is easily understood in letters.

Is Maddie, however, who cannot by any chance write a paper or it automatically becomes indecipherable Hieroglyphics.

#danny phantom

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@notforyoucloudheads

Sad that I can't reply in the comments :c

But to be fair I forgot to add, this was meant to be in an au in which Danny ends up in Gotham and is found by the League in some shady situations

I feel like, if the GIW were to make Danny one of their enemies, they wouldn’t make it so hush-hush.

Like, I fully believe that everyone in Amity Park knows, or at least has an awareness of what happened, like, they cannot be subtle about it right?

I like to think of a scene in which Danny is clearly running away in the middle of a street, it isn’t deserted, but it’s just clear enough to make him take the center instead of a crosswalk and risk getting cornered. He runs the street and people watch him, silently wondering if there’s another ghost attack, only one who is running for their life can run that fast, after all. But no. Instead, they see white vans, easily recognizable white vans.

Chasing Danny. Fenton. The son of ghost hunters.

Being hunted down the street. Sweet Danny-boy, who has met at least half of the town and helped them in many ghost attacks when Phantom never appeared.

Is getting shot point-blank in by the government.

#In my head Danny becomes a criminal #Just out of spite towards both the League and the Government #Like.. Legit forgot to explain that part LMAO it was such an important thing and it just.... Left my brain

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A warning: if you get a sponsored post on your dash that starts with 'I have to wait until my 90 days are up' don't read it. Someone paid to blaze their suicide note.

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I feel like, if the GIW were to make Danny one of their enemies, they wouldn’t make it so hush-hush.

Like, I fully believe that everyone in Amity Park knows, or at least has an awareness of what happened, like, they cannot be subtle about it right?

I like to think of a scene in which Danny is clearly running away in the middle of a street, it isn’t deserted, but it’s just clear enough to make him take the center instead of a crosswalk and risk getting cornered. He runs the street and people watch him, silently wondering if there’s another ghost attack, only one who is running for their life can run that fast, after all. But no. Instead, they see white vans, easily recognizable white vans.

Chasing Danny. Fenton. The son of ghost hunters.

Being hunted down the street. Sweet Danny-boy, who has met at least half of the town and helped them in many ghost attacks when Phantom never appeared.

Is getting shot point-blank in by the government.

#The actual reason why Danny is running in the middle of the street is bc i want him to #legit my brain cannot come w anything else #so there's that #dp x dc #danny phantom #dc x dp #he never get's hit but that's not known on the town #they straight up think he's dead #and the people who helped him get out safely prefer it that way #that way at least he's safe

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It's a Family Thing. 

Crack fic! AU. 

All of the Fenton siblings (Danny, Ellie and Jazz,) are dating one of the bat's kids. (Nightwing, Red Robin and Red Hood respectively.) 

None of them know they've been dating into the same family until the first reunion they had at Wayne's Manor. 

They three decide to pretend they don't know each other until they're completely alone in a safe-house. 

-Alright, for the sake of mi own sanity let's pretend that we don't know each other. —Danny, though the mind link Jazz set after that one (1) awkward beat of a second when they saw each other with another Wayne. 

-Agreed. —Jazz, initially, who was the one who bumped into Danny and Dick at the entrance. 

-Bet. —Ellie, who just wants to see the world burn. And who is also very embarrassed to know they all have the awful same taste.

#Jazz has enough ghostlyness to have powers just because I want to. And she gets confused by a Martian well enough for her to lean into #The lie #Because is way better than explaining 'actually. I'm radioactive and I got powers because of it' real pain in the ass if you ask me #dp x dc #dc x dp #danny phantom #malewife dick grayson 😩 #The fork that's a tag???? (Wheeze) #That's a headcanon now here. Completely accurate. Dick Grayson male wife absolutely

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Danny is a child of the League, but is not Damian's twin. He's just another baby from a high ranked assassin. He dies young in a match against Damian and haunts him for kicks and giggles. Nobody knows of Phantom and Damian keeps it a secret for fear of being delusional.

Alternatively, Danny was a servant in training of Damian. Still dies young, still haunts him. Still kept a secret, but this time for the benefit of it.

Or, Danny is a son of a high ranked assassin, and at being killed by Damian he becomes his servant of sorts. Danny is revived in the pits.

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#dc x dp #dp x dc #I just think I'm getting a little tired of the twin aus #They're great don't get me wrong #But I think this one has much more potential than a twin au #What if they become friends #You befriended who you killed. Is it a sign of strength or weakness? #You've befriended who killed /you/ #Are weak or just dumb? Why stay by their side? #It's a neat feature I think. Making unexpected friendships