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Mod Klara!🩰🎠

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Hello!💗 my name is Klara and this is my writing blog! I’ve had this blog for three years now! Crazy!!!! This blog is for the girlies(gnc) and will only feature Lesbian or platonic relationships ^•^.

A little about me :), I love fashion, cute, and vintage things. My fav artists are Ethel Cain, Nicole Dollanganger, Lana Del Rey, Kimya Dawson, Mazzy Star, really the list goes on hehe. I’m a huge theater and history nerd, and I’ve been in numerous shows/musicals.

I’m not really that active :0!!! I’m busy most of the time and my personal writing is on the back burner as a go through life. But I will actually try and upload!

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I wish all writers who haven’t been able to write in a long time bc of depression a very I love u and I promise u will write again

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 Sonia and Gea dancing through the stars (Gea belongs to @merimerz)

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Hello!! I love your works sm <33

Sorry If this request is a little much but could I please get some domestic Ermes Costello hcs? Like how we wake up together, and get ready for bed and stuff. Also some cuddling hcs with her pleaaase?? Thank you in advance !! <3

Domestic Ermes HCs

𝐀/𝐍: Hi there anon, thank you so much! This request isn’t too much and I hope you enjoy!

𝐖𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠(𝐬): (Some) spoilers for Part 6!

- Ermes LOVES chilling with you! Literally will always be cuddling you when you guys are in bed together and generally prefers spooning. She’s more often the big spoon but she goes either way, she just prefers holding you and protecting you!

- I see her as kind of an early riser, waking up pretty inconspicuously (unless you’re cuddling really close) to go for a morning run or surprise you with breakfast! She always gives your forehead or cheeks a kiss though!

- And in the topic of cooking, she is the queen of breakfast in bed! She learned a lot watching her sister and father cook, so she knows what to make, when to make it, and how to present it to you in the morning!

- When night comes, Ermes has a somewhat complex skincare routine. She’s not that big into products since she doesn’t like using too many chemicals, but she uses face creams and finds face masks cute! If you ask she’ll allow you access to pretty much everything she owns, too! Definitely do face masks together, she’ll take so many selfies of you two!

- And again back to cuddling, spooning isn’t the only type of cuddling she loves! Anything where you’re on her lap or next to her works for her! Usually before bed you lay back on her and both scroll through social media together.

- When it’s eventually time for bed, Ermes wraps you both up in blankets and kisses you a couple more times before you both head to sleep. She just can’t help it, you’re super cute when you’re drowsy!

↳ 𝐋𝐢𝐤𝐞𝐬/𝐑𝐞𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐠𝐬 𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐥𝐲 𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝! ♡

#jojo’s bizarre adventure #jjba #jojo’s bizarre adventure stone ocean #jjba stone ocean #ermes costello #ermes x reader #jojo’s bizarre adventure headcanons #jjba headcanons #reblog

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Yukako Yamagishi x Cat hybrid reader

(I’m cringe, but I’m free 😔)

You always wore hats and stuff in public to hide your ears and stuffed your tail in any pants, stockings, ect.

It only got harder when you got an overbearing girlfriend like Yukako

You loved her a lot alright, but she was already really clingy and you couldn’t imagine how much more she would be if she saw your cat features.

You where able to successfully hide it for a while into your relationship (keyword while)

The day that she found out was whenever she had finally dropped you off at your house after a shopping date. You had taken off your hat to free your ears, when Yukako all of a sudden slams your door open causing your ears to fluff up. “Oh y/n how forgetful you are! You forgot your-” she was cut off by seeing your (h/c) ears on your head. She had let out the most ear piercing squeal as she ran up to hug you and pet your ears. “Omg I knew you where so cute, but these little kitty ears make you even cuter!” She cooed as she began to vigorously pet you. Squirming in her tight grasp and trying to kick her off with no avail, you soon accepted this new predicament.

 She always is trying to cuddle with you, no matter how stubborn you are she’s even worse.

She’ll cut holes in your pants for your tail that’s how far she’ll go.

“Oh please love, at least a cat collar” she pleads holding a bright pink cat collar in her hand giving you babydoll eyes. Yeah you draw the line that far.

You lay on her lap while she pets your fluffy ears slowly lulling you off into sleep, getting you calm enough to purr. Oh lord that’s when he’ll broke lose.

She let out that same sequel as when she first saw your ears “AWWWW YOU PURRED , MY LITTLE KITTY PURRED”. “I DID NOT STOP IT YUKAKO” you protested as she had your entire body in a bear hug.

She pampers you ok. Puts little bows in your ears and tail despite your protest. “Isn’t it a little too much” you spoke as you flicked your left ear while Yukako finished off Tying a big baby blue bow in your ear. “Oh it’s not enough love”.

While you sleep is she finally able to play with your hair and ears all she wants. Sometimes you fake being asleep just to let her.

It’s actually really nice to let her finally just pet you without all the trouble. You slowly just give up on trying to get her to stop after all it feels nice to be given an astronomical amount of love by a pretty girl.

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Ah, sweetheart, here's three cheers for your sweet success *raises a fancy glass with energy drink* (an unintentional mcr reference for some reason??)

So um... may I ask you to write "Your hair is really soft" fluff prompt with Yukako and fem!reader? 👀💖

A/n: thank you angel!!🧡🧡 I couldn’t help myself but write this utter fluff about two girls being in love

Pairing: Yukako Yamagishi x fem! Reader

Prompt: Your hair is really soft

Warnings: none

1k followers event

Event status: closed

You’re splayed across Yukako’s soft bed, plushy mattress dips under your weight, you stare mindlessly on the gaps of light coming through uncurtained window. Flowery scent of her pink sheets makes you feel sleepy, you close your eyes, listening to black-haired mumbling some formulas quietly. It’s a habit of her - girl always enunciates all her thoughts while working on exercises

Your mind wanders from one topic to another, recalling in your memory today’s school day, and imagining what that would be like tomorrow. You love staying at Yukako’s place after school - she always makes a nice lunch for the two of you, then you rest for 20 minutes and after that you get to your homework. You usually prefer to do it in the night, when you suddenly remember that you have tasks to do for tomorrow. But usually you just prefer to ignore it, not wasting your time on any exercises. Maybe, just maybe, solving math problems on the break a few minutes before lesson, but it really depends on your mood

But even though Yukako makes you do your home tasks, you still love to hang out with her like that after school. When you first met her you couldn’t even imagine that you two will end up being such close friend. It honestly looked like the only thing that Yamagishi had on her mind was that poor guy Koichi, and it’s one of this universe’s biggest mysteries how you became so close. Now when you think about that… well, it just happened. One day you just asked your classmate to lend her abstract and now you’re laying on her bed, almost dozing off

Your eyes snap open when you feel fingers gently carding through your hair. You meet face to face with Yukako, soft smile adorns her plump lips as she watches you napping

- Oh sorry, I didn’t mean to wake you up, - she says quietly, voice sounds velvety from how gentle her tone is, not wanting to wake you up completely

- Did I fall asleep? - you ask, it feels like you were just laying with your eyes closed all this time, but not sleeping. Yukako nods faintly, her fingers playing with your shiny locks. You look around and by how dim room looks you understand that you had been slumbering for at least one hour. You look at the alarm clock standing on the nightstand - 17:48. You told your parents yesterday that you’re going to Yukako’s place after school so you still have a little bit of time

- Your hair is really soft… mine is way more coarse, - girl ponders out loud, making slight blush dust your cheeks. You lean into girl’s touch, enjoying all the gentle scrubs of her manicured nails on your scalp

- Maybe that’s because it’s curly? - you wander and Yamagishi hums in response. Yukako’s fingers tangle out of your hair and you’re about to start complaining but words get stuck in your throat when girl caresses your cheek with her knuckles. Your breath hitches at this and you stare at your “friend’s” pretty face, you notice light blush covering her cheekbones

You extend your arm, putting a tress of Yukako’s lush wavy hair behind her pink ear, your palm stays on the side of her face for a little too long. You don’t need words, they’re useless now. All that matters now is the way your hearts bump into your chests, trying to tear through the rib cage, and the way your eyes are filled with utter love and admiration for each other

Yes, you still have a little time before heading home, hands trembling slightly with excitement and sweet taste of Yukako’s peach lip balm on your lips

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Lisa Lisa x Selkie reader

(Don’t ask how a Irish selkie got on the shore of fuckin Italy 🧍)

Sounds of screeching seagulls, and chilled salty waves washing over your bare body is what wakes you.Pealing open your eyes ever so slowly, glancing at the strange rocky shore. One thing you knew for certain that this wasn’t your home or any where near it.

A chill ran down your spine; probably from the morning winds hitting your bare chest. “Wait bare...”, you think for a split second sitting up gently looking for your seal coat. Basically crawling around the lone beach trying to find the jarring head of your seal skin. Panic and pain shot through you. Pain. Wait pain. You move your left hand right under your chest and scoop up a good helping of your crimson blood.

Good. Now you’re lost, naked, missing your coat, and the cherry on top of it all is that you’re hurt. You surrender to doubt, laying back down and pray that a good fisherman finds you.

Moments go by before you hear shouting and the hypnotic slap of footsteps; human footsteps. Shooting your head to the side you see the figure of a woman, beauty that of the goddess danu, with eyes that looked like they held as much wisdom as her. “Are you alright?”, she asks softly bending down to peer at you with those eyes that looked like they’ve lived 100 years. “Who, who are you? Where am I. Please tell me...”, you muster out glancing up at her.

“You may call me Lisa Lisa, you’re currently in Venice. If I may ask what on earth are you doing naked in the beach?” “Venice??! Please tell me that’s just a strange port name in the British Isles…” you silently pray. The women giggles a bit “British isles? No we’re in Italy. I’m guessing you’re not from here” she squats down besides you looking at you inquisitively. “Um no I’m not, I think it’s pretty obvious by the fact that I’m naked on a beach” you sight out making eye contact with the brunette. “You’d be surprised how many naked people I happen to see wash up. Crazy party’s happening during war times.” She sighs out looking out towards the ocean.

You stare at her for just a bit taking in her features. A slight blush washes your cheeks. She soons wakes from her day dream looking directly at you. “Here, I’ll give you my coat to cover you up while you can come back to my place to get you clothed ” your blush darkens when she wraps her soft silk coat around your shoulders, before swiftly lifting you to your feet.

You grab onto her forearm walking along side her, taking in the foreign scenery almost like a curious child. Lisa Lisa looks down at your webbed fingers grasping onto her arm and blushes lightly before abruptly looking ahead. Quickening her pace.

After a while you walk up to the gothic cathedral style mansion. “Woah” you slowly let out as you gawk in wonder at this castle. “Are you a princess???” You turn your head to look at Lisa Lisa. She lets out another small giggle “a princess huh? Never heard that one before. I like your imagination.” She said as she gave you a small smile walking forward. “Imagination?? HEY!! You didn’t answer my question!” You yell at her. She looks down at you and sighs lightly smiling still “I’m unfortunately not, I just happen to have the money of one.” She spoke as she opens the large doors of the castle.

The interior, while looking a little worn was nothing but extraordinary. Intricate carvings of gods slaying divine beasts, and woman gracefully lounging about dorn the walls. While large white pots filled with fresh lavender sit near the entrance to large hallways. The white and grey granite floor is spotless and feels cold under you feet.

“Amazed huh. Well you can thank my maid Suzie Q for keeping things clean. Now let’s get you in some clothes.” She turned to you as she started to turn into one of the massive hallways. “It’s so beautiful, and large I’m surprised she can keep it this spotless” you gently spoke out. “I guess cleaning is in her blood.” Lisa Lisa said.

Up a long winding staircase and down another seemingly endless hallway, you’re met with large double wooden doors. Lisa Lisa pushes open the detailed doorknob to what you assume to be her bedroom or maybe just a extended closet.

She pushes both of the Wooden doors open to reveal a luxurious bedroom. Large windows wrap around the entire room, natural light seeping through white curtains. A queen sized Bed stands in the middle of the room, a intricately detailed wooden chest sits at the foot of it. Leaving you to wonder what is locked away in there. Soft woolen carpets cover the marble floors, your Webbed feet sink into the fluffy texture.

“Soft right? I imported the wool from Australia.” She turns to you and sounds proud. “Australia…” the word sounds foreign on your tongue. “It’s a island hundreds of thousands of miles away. Known for their outback Desert.” Lisa Lisa slowly explains to you. “Oh… I still don’t know what a desert is.” You trail off a bit and look down at your feet. You hear her sigh “ a place covered in sand and has no water or vegetation. It’s also extremely hot” You can feel her looking down at you. You suddenly look up at her almost colliding foreheads. “That sounds awful. Do humans really live there. No water?!” You exclaim as she chuckles. “Brave people I guess.” She says as she calms down from her giggling.

“Here let me go get you some clothes so you’re not stuck naked only in my coat.” She walks off into a doorway across the room, supposedly her closet. You’re left to your own thoughts “where’s my coat, how will I turn into a seal. How will I ever get back home.” A panic shoots through you, uncomfortable cold sweat forms on your skin. “I’m not sure if this will fit but try it on.” Lisa appears in front of you all of a sudden with a white button up and a red Polkadotted  dress to go over it. “My coat!!” You shout out, you couldn’t control your panic anymore letting it spill out. “It’s white and has grey spots on it, it’s also fluffy. I lost it and I just really need it back!!” You yell out going to pull your (h/c) hair in the process.

Lisa Lisa slowly puts down your clothes and comes up to you. “Hey, hey it’s alright. I need you to let go of your hair first I don’t want you to hurt yourself.” She calmly speaks as she reaches to gently grab your hands, looking at you for silent approval first. You slowly nod as she untangles your hand out of your head and cradling them in her own. “Okay good. I promise we’ll find your coat. Put some clothes on first.” She looks at you so softly you just want to turn into a pile of mush in her hands.

You nod your head again as you gently lift your hands out of Lisa Lisa’s and shimmy your way out of her jacket. Taking the soft fabric of the button up and sliding it on both your arms. The challenge was trying to button the buttons, but with the help of Lisa Lisa you where able to do it. Then the Polkadotted slip dress to go over it. You couldn’t help but think of how childish you look. Not only in the way your dressed but also how you’re acting. Shame slowly fills you, ‘why did I act like such a toddler back there. Freaking out and trying to pull my damn hair out.’ You think.

“I’m sorry for acting that way..” you mumble out embarrassed. She looks at you sympathetically. “It’s alright, we all get stressed out.” She takes your hand into her warm one. “I have to find it before I can leave.” You breath out. “It’s quite alright. I’ll help you look and In the mean time you can stay here.” She squeezes your hand in the process making your cheeks go dark. “O-okay, I would like that. A lot. Wait, I mean.” You stutter out. She smiles “okay a deals a deal.”

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Abandoned Shrine

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Autistic reader x JoBros?

thanks for sending a request! :)

jobros x autistic! reader

requests: open!

warnings: so we’re fairly certain i have adhd, and i know autism and adhd are kind of similar, so i took that into account when writing this. if i got anything wrong, don’t hesitate to let me know!

reader is gender neutral

robert e.o. speedwagon

if you tend to get overstimulated by loudness, he apologizes profusely because it is not intentional

remembers you telling him that you enjoy weighted items because they help keep you grounded

he had an old jacket lying around and spent almost all night trying to find a way to sew weights into it

eventually he figured it out by sewing marbles in the seems here and there

he’s a good rock if you ever get overstimulated :’)

caesar zeppeli

will lay on you if you need pressure stimulation

i mean he’s around joseph- adhd king- so he recognizes similar traits in the two of you

off topic but i think it’s relevant: you and jojo in the same room verbally stimming

when you started living together, the blanket that caesar had been using for his bed is what y’all were going to use for the bed y’all shared… except the texture was a no-no

you slept on the couch until you guys found a good comforter

caesar might steal your weighted blanket- after a long day of training, laying under it knocks him out in minutes

noriaki kakyoin

he’s perfect for infodumping to

you take turns :) you’ll talk about your special interest, he’ll talk about his (most the time it’s video games 🤘)

tbh he might be autistic himself but his parents never bothered to get him tested

y’all have so many fidget toys between the two of you

nori has one that was a gift from you and it’s kind of modeled like a game controller and he really likes it :)

okuyasu nijimura

stim with this bitch- please he’d be so happy-

he happy stims when he sees you and the hand takes off half the table

has weighted jacket that you like to steal >:3

needs something to do with his hands almost all the time so most of the times occupied with stim toys or fidgeting with his bag strap

y’all like to joke that he’s got “itchy fingers” even when he holds your hand- he’s still drumming his fingers gently on your knuckles and tapping his thumb on your hand

dating is nice because y’all get each other!!

guido mista

his sweater gives you texture issues so he wears a different shirt 9/10 times he’s with you

would also be willing to lay on you if you need that sweet sweet pressure stim

thinks it’s cute when you happy stim after he gives you a kiss,,,

you just got so happy like!! that’s your sweetie!! your boyfriend!!

didn’t know what a weighted blanket was until you showed him

you eventually got him his own because he kept stealing it

hermes costello

she likes listening to you talk about your interests :)

sometimes she doesn’t feel like talking and it feels nice to just. listen

she’ll be cooking dinner and ask you, “hey, y/n, can you tell me about [thing]? you just mentioned it earlier.”

it’s the way your eyes light up and your get all excited,,,

she acts all tough but you know she’s super sweet

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Trish Accidentally saying, “ I love you.” at the end of a phone call!

Requested by @emraldblade16 and an add on to this post: here check it out!

She’s probably currently on her bed kicking her feet back and forth while talking to you

Unlike the others, she really wants to tell you

So she had this whole master plan!

She was going to say it, but then play it off as an accident, as if she didn’t mean to

Just to see your reaction!

You can tell from the other side of the phone that something is up, because she keeps giggling to herself

After the conversation ends, she says a little:

“ Ah, talk to you soon, Y/N! Love you!”

After holding her mouth so she doesn’t let out tiny giggles, she waits for your response

If you decide to say I love you back:

She’s gasps a little bit, in all honesty she expected you to chuckle or say goodbye

Doesn’t stop her from being super happy though!

She twists her hair with her finger and says, “ I’m glad you feel that way too!”

Once she hangs up the phone she stands up and talks to herself about how good she did in that situation

Lol I love Trish

If you don’t say I love you back:

She’s heartbroken

She plays it off as if it was a completely platonic thing

“ As a friend! Of course!”

Once she hangs up she puts her face in her hands and lets out a long sigh

She thinks she’s an idiot, of course you don’t love her back in that way

She decides to just go to her vanity and do her makeup to take her mind off of it

But it doesn’t really work

She stopped in the middle of putting on her blush once she sees a tear instinctively rush down her cheek

“ I really am an idiot!”

Thanks for reading!

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the girl I like when I leave her on read for 10 mins

me trying to spell "gorgeus"

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Hermes x s/o with a big fat cat

Lowkey based of my fatass of a cat Zelda

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Walking into your small apartment the first thing she layed her eyes on was probably the biggest cat she’s ever seen

“Are you sure that’s a cat?!”, she constantly spoke, absolutely bewildered positive that you had just taken in a fluffy pillow disguised as a cat.

The big mass of a cat looked up at Hermes and meowed it’s raspy “reow”. Not even a meow at this point.

“Jesus don’t feed it after midnight”, she cackled as she bent down to gently stroke the grey blob.

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Your cat LOVES Hermes omg.

She wakes up almost suffocating because he decides to put his whole mass on her face.

Muffled screaming from her as your cat just purrs is what wakes you up most mornings.

Don’t worry bc Hermes loves him to :3

Always gives him her lunch meats even after you told her not to. Her only reply being “but bebé he looked hungry”.

Can’t really get mad at that

When y’all are cuddling he has to join

Yay free fuzzy heating pad

Sometimes you think she loves your cat more than you

Requests open!!!!🌺🌺🌺

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Lisa Lisa x Fem!Reader: Let’s Only Think About Love

Every time Araki does something homophobic in his comic I make one of his characters gay. Strap in ladies. We’re marrying Lisa Lisa. Also congratulations Joseph, I’m your daddy now ;) Under a cut for length. Hope you enjoy!

Taken from a prompt I made up myself: They said Lisa Lisa married a screenwriter, I don’t remember anyone ever said the screenwriter was a man.

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