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kj-ursa · 12 days
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kj-ursa · 16 days
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it was not, in fact, "just a fire"
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kj-ursa · 21 days
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One of the most fascinating details about Gollum for me is that even though it is said that the Ring warps its user’s intentions and makes them commit acts of evil, Gollum never once uses the Ring for any power-seeking purposes. He doesn’t try to assemble an army or rule over anyone. He doesn’t try to conquer lands or replace Sauron. He never uses it with the intent of dominating others. All he ever wants to do with it is hold it, look at it, sometimes wear it, and keep it with him in dark little caves where he can eat anything edible he can find. It’s even mentioned somewhere that the Ring’s temptation in his mind is merely visions of him having enough fish to keep him fed forever. But he never tries to use the Ring’s power to actually become powerful…the very thing that Gandalf and Galadriel were afraid they would do if they had the Ring. I think that goes to show how Gollum still was shaped by his hobbit nature; it’s just an inherent trait for hobbits to be completely uninterested in any kind of absolute power or dominion of others.
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kj-ursa · 24 days
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Fun Fact: Togrutas are capable of echolocation
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kj-ursa · 25 days
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Boy ❌
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Sword ✅
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kj-ursa · 28 days
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PSA for transgender homies on this fine day; stay cool & based ily
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kj-ursa · 29 days
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my approach to garlic consumption as of late is "well I'm gonna stink through the next few showers so might as well STINK"
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kj-ursa · 1 month
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Have you seen the new show? It's on Tubu. It's literally on Heebee. It's on Poodee with ads. It's literally on Dippy. You can probably find it on Weeno. Dude it's on Gumpy. It's a Pheebo original. It's on Poob. You can watch it on Poob. You can go to Poob and watch it. Log onto Poob right now. Go to Poob. Dive into Poob. You can Poob it. It's on Poob. Poob has it for you. Poob has it for you.
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kj-ursa · 1 month
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Toph Beifong idle pose
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kj-ursa · 1 month
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a masterpiece
whole time Master Chief is rescuing the Corbulo cadets he's putting on his Batman voice to reassure them through the whole thing cus reminder John is 15 years old right there like that's a baby wearing a mech suit
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kj-ursa · 1 month
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"God forbid women have hobbies"
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kj-ursa · 1 month
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Dragons are extraordinarily good mimics, escaping human predation by disguising themselves as common airliners, some even going so far as to sport crude copies of carrier logos. This makes them difficult to track, though most sources agree that the dragon population is critically endangered.
While there has been some success with halting large-scale dragon hunting, conservationists are still concerned about a recent spate of crashes in otherwise healthy adults.
Given that dragons communicate via radio signals and that most crashes occur near military radar stations, it is theorized that the radar may be disorienting the dragons. Investigations are still ongoing.
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kj-ursa · 1 month
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building your FBI fortress underneath the place mentioned in your sleeper agent trigger phrase is beyond a rookie mistake tbqh.
whoever approved that construction project and/or the trigger phrase gotta be a fire nation double agent.
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kj-ursa · 1 month
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Asami Sato 🤝🏼 Amity Blight
having great hair,
good w/ tech,
awesome gf,
shitass parent
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kj-ursa · 2 months
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my brain every second of every day
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kj-ursa · 2 months
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u can make any word sound like it's from Battlestar Galactica by just suffixing -on
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kj-ursa · 2 months
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animated media gonna sound hella quiet when Dee Bradley Baker is gone ._.
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