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killler-queen · 10 hours
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Being in a group chat with a bunch of mentally ill girls who suck at taking care of ourselves is really funny. We’ll constantly be giving each other advice like “hey you should probably eat something” “have you taken your meds today?” “if you’re not feeling well maybe you should get some sleep” and stuff like that and then none of us have the self awareness and self respect to take the advice we give each other until we we hear it from someone else
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killler-queen · 10 hours
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reblog this if you want a LONG (or short) anonymous message saying what they think of you.
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Stu, let me ask you a question: how did you not realize until then that you had too many eggs? Nobody sells eggs in a big cloth-covered basket, so you must have done that yourself. That means you spent god-knows-how-long opening up twelve whole cartons of eggs, carefully placing each egg one-by-one inside a big basket, and then covering it with a big picnic cloth… and at no point- at no point- did you ever stop and think “gee, there might be TOO MANY FUCKING EGGS HERE”
You really have lost control of your life.
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killler-queen · 10 hours
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i wanna talk about this shot
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killler-queen · 10 hours
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One of my more unusual philosophical takes is that it is impossible to have an immoral thought/feeling/urge. Without exception. Morality is a fuckin complicated thing sometimes but I do firmly believe it is action and intent that matter, not merely thought. A person can have the most "evil" thoughts and beliefs possible but if they don't put harm into the world then they're fine. Even if they believe that. And to be clear, this does not mean you can say whatever you want, saying things counts as an action, but your mind is utterly your own.
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killler-queen · 11 hours
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asexuals are queer pass it on
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killler-queen · 11 hours
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I’m not super fond of the way vampires turn pale no matter their skin tone so here’s a proposal:
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Colder tones!!!
This was loosely based off livor mortis which is the bluish-purple discoloration of the skin of dead bodies. It’s a result of the gravitation of blood but fuck that vamps are purple now
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This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years. 
If you reblog her picture within the next twenty-five seconds you will have good luck and fortune for the rest of your life. 
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killler-queen · 1 day
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Excuse me Mickey Mouse, but WHAT THE FUCK?
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killler-queen · 2 days
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when the human 2.0 patch rolls out i think people with uvulas should lay eggs rather than keeping them up in there
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