kattahj

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"i’ve had it with love. i know bards and troubadours are high on it, but i don’t believe it’s relevant to the modern 20th… soon-to-be 21st… century lesbian." | drive-away dolls (2024)

#drive away dolls

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no funny caption just aylin why is it so hard to be human hit post

#23.5 degrees #23.5 the series

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The Legends are technically more dangerous than the other superhero teams, because if you go after one of them and they need help, you will have 15 different vigilantes dragging themselves out of retirement and the active crew flying in to kick your ass

lmao i can imagine that. like imagine ava gets kidnapped and theyre like no one is coming to save you! ava's like oh lots of people are coming to save me. but like, i'm normally the one who organises things, so they might take a while. and back at the waverider sara's like i do not know how i'm going to fit you into a minibus.

#legends of tomorrow

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I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: no more fucking ABBA!

THE ADVENTURES OF PRISCILLA, QUEEN OF THE DESERT (1994)

#the adventures of priscilla queen of the desert

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#Jessica Valenti #us politics #abortion

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#taskmaster #nick mohammed #alex horne

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how?? just how?

#amaury guichon #chocolate guy

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(As of 2001, anyway…)

#star trek #commercials

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sun x moon ships are out, alien x moon ships are IN

#23.5 degrees #23.5 the series

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"Voting doesnt work because not enough people in my country will vote for MY version of communism. We need a violent overthrow of the government to MAKE this happen"

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#MISSION: ASK LUNA ON A "DATE"

23.5 DEGREES | EP8

#23.5 degrees #23.5 the series

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i understand toddlers cuz if i was just born a couple years ago and someone tried to get me to understand and say words while i'm growing insane amounts of teeth very quickly and painfully i'd be having a temper tantrum on the floor of a department store too

#reminder that kids haven't experienced things so everything is overwhelming #and they don't know how to regulate their emotions #and their brain can't quite manage it anyway #and they're forced to go along with grown up bullshit that they don't understand #as claque put it you would never agree to being a child if you had any basis of comparison

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One bastard refusing to approve an insurance payout for a kid with terminal cancer really fucked things up for all of the other greedy evildoers of the Leverage-verse huh

#leverage

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#cats #animals #cute

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It's just the two of us now. Well then... should we see the meteor shower together?

#23.5 degrees #23.5 the series

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Working at the sex shop really did rewire my brain. There was basically no topic that was too taboo to talk about, and what little propriety I’d had evaporated. I’d be out walking and chatting with friends about erotica I’d had to read that day only to be shushed and realize people were staring at me.

It always struck me as a little bit silly but I learned to curb myself for others comfort levels. Mostly.

But I have one distinct memory of decorating holiday cookies with my parents and my grandmother. My mom had worked in a sex shop back in her day, and I never hid my line of work from my family, so I was telling a work story.

I was conscious that my dad was slightly more sensitive, so I was using pretty broad descriptions, but I happened to mention silicone lube and my nana asked, “What’s that?”

I went into full sales mode. Focused on the little reindeer cookie I was decorating I started info dumping, “Oh, it’s pretty great. Water based lubricants get absorbed through vaginal mucous membranes, but silicone is too dense and our body can’t absorb it the same way. So once you apply some silicone you never have to worry about chafing, and a little goes a long way. It’s especially popular with older women, because they start producing less natural lubricant and absorb water based lubes so quickly.”

There was a silent beat after this statement.

I looked up.

My mom and grandmother were looking at me with rapt attention, and I belatedly realized I was addressing two older women who probably would welcome extra lubrication.

And then there was my dad, blushing so pink with embarrassment that I thought he was about to faint.

“I can talk about something else,” I offered in apology to my dad.

“Like hell! He can go in the other room, tell me more!” My nana declared. My dad scampered off to busy himself in another room while I answered their questions and talked about brands and pricing.

I slipped them each a small bottle of silicone lube for the holidays.

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Nick Mohammed scuttling around on the floor with a camp bed tied to his back looking like an even sadder Gregor Samsa

#taskmaster #nick mohammed