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KARL CALLED THE FIRE DEPARTMENT ONE OF THE BUILDINGS ARE ON FIRE!!! (I look at my hand see the match I use and I throw away) you didn't see that. 😅

I am the fire department, but nice try.

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Do you like cats or dogs?

I like both. Although I do have a preference for cats, overall they tend to be easier to look after. With that said, I do appreciate the complete unwavering obedience of a dog.

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Karl I threw up. 🙂---->😢

...okay? If you expect me to do something about it, I'm afraid I don't have the time. Also, I don't really care.

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Hey Karl do you say gay rights?

It'd be absurd if I didn't. Gay rights!

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Does anyone ever come to Karlsville on accident without you luring them?

It happens more often than you would think. As there are a number of ways to access my town, the occasional unlucky looker may touch the wrong building without me even having to interfere! I can't complain, though, it makes my job much easier.

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I find it curious how your town tends to change eras and aesthetic, may I ask what your favorite and least favorite era is, aesthetically speaking? - Naomi S.

Well, I am very partial to the 1950s. What can I say? I'm a bit of an old soul. Literally speaking. As for my least favorite? I wasn't too fond of the 1990s, for various reasons.

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Hey mr Knave I was just wondering what your favourite animal was? I wanted to ask mr teddy what his was but I think he's mad at me and Julia suggested I should leave him alone for a bit... -A.M.J :) @askthechaossquad

I've never really given it much thought, to be honest. I do like cats quite a bit, though snakes also have their charms. Hmm... A tricky decision... I'll go with my original choice of cats. They have a certain refined charm about them. Though I do still appreciate the cunning of a snake.

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Hi Karl!

Ok kinda personal question but what’s your favorite thing to do to pass time? Do you have any hobbies or activities you like?

My favorite hobbies include taking strolls around town, coaching the local baseball team (go krunchers!), and getting children under my control chess. Though I do pick up a new hobby every now and again, should I find it necessary.

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Hi Mr.Knave,

Just curious how does someone become a citizen of Karlsville?? Is there a test or do you jus automatically become one?

An excellent question! It doesn't take much to become a citizen of Karlsville, all that is required is a good attitude and a willingness to try something new. Although that last stipulation isn't entirely necessary. Why do you ask, anon? Looking to join my citizens' ranks? Karlsville is always open to new residents.

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Karl, before you became Mayor of Karlsville did you have a life before? Do you miss your family?

That is a very invasive question. Hasn't anyone ever taught you not to stick your nose where it doesn't belong?

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Do you like jewelry?

Not particularly. Though I do like the occasional watch, they're practical and they're stylish.

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Well, Slappy, it's good to see you're still as charming as ever. What's up yours? Oh, right.

As for you, my young friend, I might be able to lend a hand. In fact, I can make sure that you never have to see this dummy again.

Hello, Aster, I wasn't expecting to find you on this website. Let me know if you're ever looking for any... opportunities. I think I might have one worth your while.

Oh and Slappy... you're here too, I guess.

-Your friend, Karl (@karl-co-enterprises)

Oh, it's YOU. The man faker then those cheap roses, something you have in common with them is your plastic and fake. Who let you get access to the internet.

If the opportunity is getting away from an evil psychotic dummy sign me up.

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Hi ICarly, what's your favourite colour? :)

My name is Karl, actually. K-a-r-l. It isn't hard to spell.

My favorite color? I'd have to go with a nice royal blue. Fitting, isn't it?

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How many citizens are there in Karlsville? Is it a rather small town or is it packed with people?

Karlsville is home to 100 citizens, and counting! It may be on the smaller side at the moment (no pun intended), but I'm always looking to upsize.

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To Karl, any favorite townspeople? Also is basically everyone in Karlsville basically dead or?

I don't play favorites. I value each and every one of my loyal citizens equally. Just one of the many perks of being a resident of Karlsville!

Dead? What gave you that impression? We're far from dead here, my friend. In fact, I think you'll find that we are very alive.

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