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OP I absolutely agree with you.

And the fact that the "ship writer" was bragging about being the first to have an Abigail fic posted, like, die, please.

(tw: proshipping & pedophilia)

opening the abigail tag on ao3 and seeing a proshipping fic between abigail and joey | anna-maria ruined my day, maybe even my entire week actually.

how can someone miss or straight up ignore the point of the fucking movie this hard.

there’s absolutely no ambiguity about joey | anna-maria’s bond and their last interaction in the movie. there’s nothing up for interpretation. no shades of grey.

if you interpret their relationship as anything other than platonic (frenemies/reluctant allies to possibly actual allies) and/or found family, you either have the worst media literacy skills in the entire world or you need to have your computer drive checked by the fbi or both.

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Me going home after watching Abigail all excited to read the fics on Ao3 of this cute lil horror movie with all my favorite new horror characters

Me seeing the first fic in the fandom

#abigail 2024 #ao3 #the rest look great though! #but the first one is disgusting

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#shogun #lady mariko #john blackthorne #fuck you yabushige #and fuck the writers too #shogun spoilers

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No like literally everyone was always so stiff and uncomfortable around Cavill, like God it must feel like such a relief to have his creep ass gone

Alright look I know we’ve only seen a couple of clips from one table read BUT is it me or does everybody just look so comfortable with Liam already and it’s so nice to see

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Joey having more genuine friendly happy chemistry with Liam in a 3 second clip than he did with Cavill in 3 seasons REALLY gives me hope that we will FINALLY get the Geralt/Jaskier friendship portrayed the way it was in every other piece of media, with the exception of the Netflix show. I want to see Geralt and Jaskier bffs being affectionate and caring and funny around and to each other, and these clips gave me high hopes that Hemsworth will be happy to truly portray that with Joey in a way that Cavill never did.

#the witcher #joey batey #liam hemsworth #jaskier #geralt

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us immediately getting behind the scenes content which we never did before !!! where the cast is having the time of their life!!! they’re giggling the vibe is pristine and everyone’s happy oh every single rumor about that man’s behavior was true

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My own humble contribution to the Namora/Riri ship on Ao3 😊

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Oh okay so that man fucks

#he needs to breed me next #hazbin hotel #vivziepop #helluvaboss #adam hazbin hotel #hazbin alastor #alastor hazbin hotel #adamsapple #luteadam #adamfirstman #thebible #memes

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Genocide-commiting pieces of shit getting karma without expecting it, we love to see it 🥰

#british royal family #hazbin hotel #vivziepop #helluvaboss #hazbin hotel spoilers #adam hazbin hotel #king charles iii #tw cancer #niffty #hazbin alastor #blackhistorymonth #lgbt #charlie morningstar #prince william #kate middleton #bootlickersdni #memes

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My actual reaction when Adam was unmasked

#hazbin hotel #adam hazbin hotel #vivziepop

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#hazbin hotel #angel dust #molly #poll #tw murder mention #tw death mention #tw drug mention #tw overdose mention #vivziepop

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It is actually really good, probably because the Disney princess wannabe chandler didn't sing it

Again, not mine. But this is fuckin good!! 🤩😆

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I love this pairing like get poor Husk away from creepy fucking Angel at all costs, Vox could protect him and I feel like he'd not sexually harass him like AD does 😃

Bastard practice, I think I finally figured it out, but now how the FUCK do I draw HUSK

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"You kinda wasted your 30's, though, with that whole bird-watching phase."

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Yandere!Blitzø x Human!Reader Headcanons

❤ Blitzø first notices you when he's out with his team for a hit - it's not you, of course, but you were in the general vicinity. That particular mission, Blitzø found himself being increasingly distracted, attention and eyes drawn to the human hanging around not too far away - you. Blitzø had never really paid attention to humans, aside from the description of whatever target they had to take out. He had no connection to the living world outside of his job, as Hell was the only home he had ever known and the only company he'd ever had was his fellow demons. But, something about you was so… captivating. Your flesh looked so soft and fragile, your hair gorgeous in the sunlight, your eyes bright and full of personality. It's the first time he truly LOOKS at a human, and you keep drawing his attention - so much so that he almost messed up the hit!

💀He attempted to put the whole thing behind him afterwards… And fails mafterwardsHe just can't stop thinking about you - the precious little himan that caught his eyes. He used the book outside of work hours just to get a chance of seeing you (He had to go through Stolas to get the thing, and he'd be damned if he didn't use it for all it's worth!) He managed to track you down, finding you as you go throughout your day. Blitzø kept to the shadows as he followed you about your day, finding himself increasingly interested in the ins and outs of your life, trying to learn some semblance of your day-to-day life, your likes and dislikes, your personality. The more he learned, the more taken with you he felt! The imp tried to burn your schedule into his memory, eventually following you home… But, chickened out on following you inside. But, don't worry, he made sure to explore your abode on another day when you're out and about! He went through all your stuff, looking through your knick knacks and belongings, stuff relating to your interests and hobbies. He went through your clothes, even snagging some of them to take home for himself! He couldn't hp it, they smelled just like you, and your scent was so comforting! The ones he left behind, he made sure to leave his scent on as a way to subtly scent you.

❤ If you find yourself feeling watched, that's completely understandable! Because Blitzø may or may not have bugged your home when you were gone one day. He had meant to save the recording devices for Millie and Moxxie's place, but your safety was more important than checking on his favorite couple! He loved checking in on you after work, or updating himself on how you are throughout the day. But, his absolute FAVORITE thing to do was to sneak back into your place late at night, and watch you sleep. He hardly blinks whenever he'd watch you, not wanting to miss a moment of being able to drink in your perfect form, the peaceful expression on your face as you dream… You just looked so cute and vulnerable! Blitzø can't help himself from caressing you, feeling the softness of your flesh underneath his claws, dragging little red lines on your skin as to mark you, in a way.

💀God, he was just so horns over heels for you! You were just so wonderful. Perfect. Angelic, even…! And so fragile, too, in comparison to him. So fragile and soft and easily broken. It terrified him, thinking about you all alone and vulnerable! The livefeed of your home wasn't enough. What if you were in danger, and he couldn't get there in time to save you? Not to mention all the horrible things that could happen to you if you were to leave! Blitzø came to love the thought of being your hero, coming in to swoop you in his arms and take you away and care for you. He couldn't help taking in Loona, either - What could he say? He was a sucker for a charity case! All he wanted to do was take you away with him and always have you near him. And, (un)fortunately for you, Blitzø has absolutely no impulse control. So, really, it's no wonder that a fiery portal to Hell erupted in the middle of your room, a tall imp emerging and greeting you with a large grin. His excitable introductions were drowned about by the terror that overcame you as you were pulled into a tight embrace, the demon nuzzling and trying to rub his scent onto you, the both of you falling backwards into the inferno.

❤ He knew it'd take time for you to get used to your new home, but Blitzø was more than willing to do anything to make you comfortable! He couldn't bring himself to manipulate you. All he wanted was to cuddle and love and take care of you! He couldn't even think of letting you outside of his sight again, so, of course, he brings you along to work, so excited to introduce you to his fami- er, employees! You were so adorable, forced to hide behind him so you could hide from these new imps that you didn't know. In a twisted way, you could at least trust Blitzø not to hurt you. And knowing that you depended on him and trusted him, in a way, made the imp feel over the moon! Not even Moxxie trying to tell him that what he was doing was "dangerous" and "irresponsible" could bring him down!

💀 He eventually warms up to being able to leave you at the office with Loona. The thought of something happening to either of you of you is always at the back of his mind, though. But, at the same time, it gets him giddy! Oh, he loves thinking about you being his perfect partner, helping with work and being a co-parent to take care of his little Loony! It's his dream come to true...~

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could you write a platonic yandere alastor x reader where he’s their father?

Alrighty 😊

Platonic Yandere Alastor

•I’m pretty sure that someone said that in the show all sinners are sterile, meaning they can’t get pregnant(if I’m wrong on that please feel free to correct me).

•He met you in a butcher shop where you were just trying to get some meat but the butcher tried to kill you(if you know the comic, then 👍) He saved you from them and basically just took you under his wing.

•He will want to try to be as good as his mother was at raising him.

•Cooking with him is the best, jambalaya is the main dish without fail.

•His jokes were already unbearable and he already told dad jokes, but now he can actually call them dad jokes considering that now he’s a dad!

•This man doesn’t care what gender or sexual preferences you have he will not let you have a partner.

•If anyone tries to get at or with you will be killed on sight, no hesitation.

•You’d be lucky to even be left alone, even if he isn’t with you physically he always has a shadow around to babysit you.

•He likes to learn what you like and communication is key with him, he will most likely spoil you by getting you things you are currently hyper fixated on.

•He likes to think of you as his child, and he’ll be damned if something happens to his child.

I hope you enjoy these 😊