justamassivebirdreally

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I always hear people like “Aw man I wish I was a bird” like dude NO YOU DON’T.

I have to wake up at the crack of dawn and instantly I am on the hunt for food. I am so hungry. Then? I scream for pretty much the rest of the day, because if I don’t get a wife my entire bloodline dies.

Do you have any idea what kind of pressure that is? I am a busy bird. You cannot even handle doing the dishes every other day, Gerald. Get a grip pal

#birds #spilled words #daily life #get a grip

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Oh yeah just about 3 O’clock yeah that’s fine

(forgetting how to tell someone to turn right) just uhhh go clockwise for a bit. not too long

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Yeah, you’re welcome. We know it’s good for you guys too but mostly it’s for us. Big fire good. Me make big fire.

Take lot of self restraint to not make big fire much larger than supposed to have.

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I have a serious question. Do eclipses affect pollination.

Yesterday morning I woke up and was utterly destroyed by allergies immediately and as I went through the day I found out that it wasn’t just me and other friends from around the US with pollen allergies were ALSO suffering.

Now I know this lined up with the start of spring pretty well and I can’t find anything but I think this is the real eclipse conspiracy we need to be worried about. Will the moon make me sneeze.

#science #science question #nature #eclipse #sciblr #im so serious #help #pollen

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THE DEMONS! THEY’VE ESCAPED THEIR CUP!

#spilled words

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The real horror is the understaffing

#meme #reddit #two sentence horror

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I WANT ROCK FRIENDS!!!!

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Yeah I’m pretty sure they put cocaine in the Little Caesars crazy bread

#crazy bread #i’m pretty sure

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leave your laundry on the floor for them

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Amphibian migration season is coming this spring. Remember to drive slow!

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Rain make worm, bird eat worm. That’s the circle of life!

#spilled poem #birdblr #tee hee

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10 Tips for Crafting Authentic Characters

Give them depth: Create characters with multidimensional personalities, including strengths, weaknesses, quirks, and flaws. They should have a mix of virtues and vices that make them relatable and interesting.

Provide backstory: Develop a detailed backstory for each character, even if only a fraction of it makes it into your story. Understanding a character's past experiences, traumas, and motivations will inform their actions and decisions in the present.

Show their emotions: Allow your characters to express a range of emotions realistically. Show how they react to different situations, both internally and externally, to make them feel human and relatable.

Give them distinct voices: Each character should have a unique way of speaking, with distinct vocabulary, syntax, and speech patterns. This helps readers differentiate between characters and adds authenticity to their dialogue.

Create internal conflicts: Give your characters inner struggles and conflicting desires that they must grapple with throughout the story. Internal conflicts add depth and complexity to characters, making them more believable.

Show their relationships: Develop meaningful relationships between characters, whether they're familial, romantic, platonic, or adversarial. Show how these relationships evolve and influence the characters' development over time.

Make them evolve: Characters should grow and change over the course of the story, driven by their experiences and the challenges they face. Allow them to learn from their mistakes, overcome obstacles, and develop as individuals.

Ground them in reality: Anchor your characters in the real world by giving them relatable experiences, hobbies, jobs, or cultural backgrounds. Incorporating realistic details adds depth and authenticity to their portrayal.

Show their flaws: Imperfect characters are often the most compelling. Don't be afraid to showcase your characters' flaws and vulnerabilities; these imperfections make them more relatable and human.

Give them agency: Allow your characters to drive the plot forward through their actions, decisions, and choices. Avoid making them passive observers or mere vehicles for the story's events. Characters with agency feel more authentic and engaging to readers.

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I know they’re trying so hard to be forward and techy but like… I could do so many bad things with a poisoned QR code. So many. Use menus people

#use a menu

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I love the concept of teaching people how to look at the ingredients they have and put in the love to make yourself something good.

They were not kidding he really does inspire you to make good food

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Ah, yes, the 28th of February. The last day of February. After which February will be over. No more February for another year. Of that I am certain.

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You can escape from it all into dark and dreary too! Sometimes, stories have bad endings. That’s life! C’est la vie!

When I’m making something, there’s a rule I have to follow every time. “Is this something I would want to watch/read/see?”

Do you like to be disturbed? Or comforted? Or whisked away to worlds unknown? Then do that!

Make what YOU want to put into the world. No less.

For me, it’s always been escapism. And judging by the look of things, it might stay that way. So I’ll keep my head in the clouds and dream, while you challenge societal standards and pave our paths. I think, with enough work, we may just meet in the middle!

Not every piece of media needs to be wholesome, satisfying, and escapist.

Media literacy and maturity mean being challenged. Sometimes even disturbed.

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