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Chloe has her arrows

With which Chloe's a great shot

But don't try to stop her

In her interlude slaughter

Or Chloe - ow, goddamn it!

Shoots your twat

Chloe, Chloe, Chloe

Is a child

Child molester

Chloe knows the F word

In fact Chloe wrote a song

It's actually hilarious in appropriate areas

Like Nursery

Rhyme and Jack's tea party would be wrong

(And now we know)

Chloe, Chloe, Chloe

I think she's actually Satan

Chloe, Chloe, Chloe

I swear to God, she is Satan

Chloe

Is a welfare

But Chloe

(Chloe, don't suck on her!)

Is at fault

(Drop her. Drop her. Drop her!)

Life as a master

Beats Goetic disaster

Still, Chloe - ugh!

Commits sexual assault

#fate/grand order #fgo #incorrect quotes #35mm #caralee #opening night at the domus aurea #i am awful #filk

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Chloe

Is a welfare

But Chloe

(Chloe, don't suck on her!)

Is at fault

(Drop her. Drop her. Drop her!)

Life as a master

Beats Goetic disaster

Still, Chloe - ugh!

Commits sexual assault

#fate/grand order #fgo #incorrect quotes #35mm #caralee #opening night at the domus aurea #i am awful

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There seems a tension in Christian thought between "Jesus was judicially murdered by people who were bad and wrong" and "Jesus saved the world by his destined sacrifice ergo trying to stop him from being murdered would make one bad and wrong."

#amateur theology #bible fandom #this is applicable to everything from mrs pilate #to the parable of the donuts

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But ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, I have one final thing I want you to consider. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ is a savior from the town of Bethlehem. But Jesus Christ lives in the town of Nazareth. Now think about it; that does not make sense!

ok easter is coming up so i have a q for my christian followers

travel in ancient times was pretty dangerous, im curious why mary was traveling when so far along in her pregnancy? and if she was so far along she might give birth any day, isn't that way more dangerous because of just the situation they ended up in, ie not being in a safe place to deliver? like, not trying to dunk on them here but what was the plan? did she deliver early?

also side note but if they were traveling from nazereth which is to the north, how'd they end up in bethlehem which is south of jerusalem? this isn't a "gotcha" im genuinely curious if there's an in-story reason for this

#bible fandom #incorrect quotes

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MY EGG ???????????????????????????

#stardew valley #art

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A civil conversation with your local lake fish sturgeon

#stardew valley #art

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Jon rising from the dead, going "Aight obviously I'm not wanted here" and moonwalking off while one of the guys who shanked him yells WAIT NO BUT YOUR VOWS

#asoiaf

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21-year-old farmer who burns out a week into their internship at Joja head office and flees to Pelican Town with its plethora of age-appropriate love interests.

#stardew valley #which also explains why all they can do is fry an egg

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Making ancestor offerings in the cemetery like "We put this cake on your tombstone. If you want it, you have approximately two minutes to come and get it."

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Down by the bay

Where the watermelons grow

Back to my home

I dare not go

For if I do

The bomber will say -

#i am awful

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oh to be a news photographer precisely timing my snaps to catch people I don't like in the split second they're making the stupidest face possible

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oh, save me from these purple pants with nobody inside

#stardew valley #incorrect quotes

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The whole fandom loves Milkshake Knight, a witty knight who drinks milkshakes! *5 seconds later* We regret to inform you the knight is a rapist

#asoiaf #fire and blood #jon roxton #memes #i am awful #tvtropes

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#asoiaf #memes

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And they said we were being paranoid about the assignment to make a never-before-seen toy plus advertising campaign.

#news

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If you can marry both of your sisters and be crowned the king of the continent by the High Septon, then why is it that we, Maegor Targaryen and Aegon Targaryen Junior,

#asoiaf #fire and blood #memes