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Headcanon: Cain wears blue pajamas with black cats on it and does not have any complexes about it.

To all the accusations related to this, he has one answer: "I can afford to wear what I like, and I will do it. I've lived a fucking long life, so I have the right to wear what I like. To all those who are indignant, I say - just go fuck yourself as far as possible and preferably in silence."

#au #hazbin hotel #cain #hazbin hotel cain #headcanons

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Idk, am I autistic or not, but this meme really me on 100%

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Headcanon: Cain has long, curly, and fluffy black hair, styling it is an almost impossible task, which he spends a couple of hours of his time on

In this regard, I present a moment based on a reworked Russian joke

Cain, combing and braiding his hair: So, I'll braid myself a braid ...

Hair band: *breaks*

CAIN: ...okay, I'll make myself two low tails...

Hair band: *breaks*

Cain: ...fuck... Okay, I'll make myself one tail.

Hair band: *FUCKING BREAKS AGAIN*

Cain, angry and upset at the same time: ...Okay, fuck, I'm going to walk around with my hair down today.

#au #hazbin hotel #cain #hazbin hotel cain #headcanons

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FINALLY DECIDED TO USE THIS SITE AGAIN‼️‼️‼️ anyways I will post all my hh content here kkkkk

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Cain's Fable - au

Thank you, @mabeljonesrock, for this idea. Wrote it while waiting for my doctor's appointment.

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Alastor is Cain. The first murderer.

He killed Abel.

Got exiled, built a city, had a son. His star, Enoch.

Went to Hell when he died. Signed an agreement with Lucifer that once every hundred years, he could escape to the surface world for a year. Why? Because Lucifer and him were drunk and a deal was proposed.

After his father Adam and grandfather God chose Abel (and apparently this Seth) as the favorite son/grandson, all Alastor had was Uncle Lucifer.

Why the name Alastor? Well.. he shook the hand of a mediocre radio host with that same name who wanted more fame and money but didn't have the balls to obtain any himself. He just.. took his memories, name and face for a.. long "trial period" or spin if you prefer (slaughtering many in the New Orleans population of the 1930's, but that's not new. Last murder spree he committed was as a woman under the name Chloe -no last name given- in 1801.).

Anyways.. to today.

Alastor was listening to the battle plan, told by Uncle Lucifer to unleash a heavenly hell if he wanted, spoken through his microphone by Charlie. Why he let her borrow his things? He didn't know.

His microphone returned to him, ah the speech was over. Just in time too.

Adam and the Exorcists were descending. Many were stopped by his shield- truly pathetic really.

And then, what broke the barrier was Adam and - Abel, oh.. Oh this just got interesting!

"Adam! First man, next to die!" He was being genuine. "Oh, and you brought a friend!"

"Who the fuck are you?" Adam snapped, glaring at Alastor. Abel had the same expression. Ever daddy's favorite, gross.

"Sure you'd recognize me, Father, dear Brother?"

"C- Cain?" Oh, is itty bitty Abel shaking? Delightful!

"Oh, this'll be sweet!" Ah! So daddy did share something with Alastor after all.

Needless to say, Alastor got his ass kicked in a 2 v 1 (oh no, he had no trouble again Abel, again, but his dad? nope). Look, he had the chance to call his Uncle, but he was too focused on kicking Abel's ass for a second time and then getting the snot kicked out of him by his dad to bother focusing on that.

--

So, yeah. Now he was recovering in the newly built hotel, Rosie having just finished stitching and bandaging him up, deciding to stay and watch (this was news to her as well) as everyone trickled in.

"So, you're.." Charlie was hesitant to say anything. Alastor was her family, well technically. But that was neither here nor there.

"Cain, the first murderer." Alastor said, extending a hand and then regretting that action, his true name sounding.. it sounded strange on his lips.

Vaggie spoke up. "Seriously!? You are ROYALTY in heaven and-"

"Well, darling Vagatha - daddy and grandfather didn't think so." Alastor's red eye pierced into Vaggie's one eye. "They always liked Abel more. Abel this, Abel that. Why can't you be like Abel, Cain? Pfft! Acting like farming isn't integral to feeding people and those stupid sheep!"

He looked at the others, who were all just staring back at him with blank expressions - save for Uncle Lucifer, he was the only one with an understanding gaze.

"Kid. Cain." Began Lucifer, looking for words to say.

"If you are going to apologize, Uncle. Don't." Alastor glared at the man as he pushed forwards on the bed. "And it's Alastor. Alastor the Radio Demon! Cain, first born son of Adam, stain on his legacy of humainty - is dead!"

"Al, you're tearin' your stitches." Rosie sais gently.

"Hm." Alastor glared, settling back down, ignoring the burning from the wound.

"So.. Adam is you pops?" Angel asked, after a few moments, breaking the silence.

Alastor resisted the urge to tell Angel to read the fucking book, taking a break.

"Yes. I take it some of you are familiar with my son, Enoch?"

"You have a son, Mr. Alastor?" Niffty asked, scrambling up the bedsheet to sit beside him.

"Yes dear." Alastor smiled fondly. "My only son, up there." He looked at the ceiling, but everyone knew where he meant. "Where I can never go. I.." his breath hitched. "I miss him.. my sweet boy.."

Lucifer put a hand on his leg, Rosie put a hand on his shoulder, and when he bowed his head to cry, Niffty patted his tears away.

--

How they accomplished a Reunion Day? Alastor will never know.

He was getting his bandages changed by Rosie, the only one who he let near him in this state (he almost bit the hands off the royal doctor when he visited). The lecture from Charlie was worth the fear in the man's eyes.

"Al! They're here!" Charlie's voice came over the intercom in his room, excited.

After a nod from Rosie, it was show time. He pushed the red button to talk back. "Be right there, Charlotte."

They took the elevator to the second floor, because it's them, why not? And walked down the one flight of stairs, to see everyone was talking to a loved one. Apart from one man who stood off to the side, watching them with his hands clasped in front of him.

"Enoch?" Alastor asked, as he and Rosie walked down the last few steps. He felt Rosie let go of his arm and move a little bit off to the side, smoothing her dress skirt.

"Father?" Enoch looked at the man, taking in his appearance now - he'd heard about it from Uncle Abel, but this.. it was.. "Father!"

The man rushed at Alastor and hugged him, they all heard a popping noise from the thin demon, starting to cry.

"Enoch, my boy." Alastor hugged his son, careful of his claws as to not hurt his precious boy.

It was weird, for everyone. Seeing Alastor with any emotion apart from rage and vitrial. Off to the side, Rosie wiped her eyes with a handkerchief and waved her hat on her face to not ruin her mascara.

When the men broke apart, Enoch turned to look at Rosie, and then glanced at Alastor.

"Oh! Where are my manners? Son, let me introduce you to my dear friend." Alastor said as Rosie stopped fanning her face. "The most darling, dangerous, overlord in her pocket of the pentagram, Rosie."

Rosie gave a courtesy. "A pleasure. Simply a pleasure."

Enoch, being Alastor's son, wasn't immune to his large smile. "The pleasure is all mine, ma'am. Thank you, for looking after Father." He then loudly whispered, "head strong" as he pointed to Alastor.

Rosie laughed, "oh! You are adorable!" She hugged the young man, before letting go and grabbing his cheeks. "Simply adorable! Oh, I could eat you up!"

"R̸̤̘͆͠ó̸͎͊s̸̡̛̬ï̵̦̯͘é̶̢̼." Alastor said in warning, his antlers growing.

"Oh come now, Al. Ah was just kidding. You know I wouldn't hurt a fly." Rosie said, letting go of Enoch's face. "Especially not this cutie pie! Oh, he has your dimples!"

"Rosie.." Alastor tried to get her to stop.

"Father, when willl I expect an invitation to your wedding with this lovely lady?"

"Go to your room."

"No."

"Father dammit, Enoch! Go to your room!"

Angel burst out into laughter. "Oh, oh my goodness!"

"Stay out of this, sonny. Or else I'll show you why I'm down here!"

This only everyone laugh harder, and even Alastor eventually caved to the laughter around him.

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The siblings….

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And here are the headcanons about Abel

• A real Firstborn man

• In public, he is the sweetest person and a friend to all living things, when he drops the mask of friendliness, he is an envious and very cruel bastard

• Maybe his character was influenced by the power of the Apple Eve ate, which is why he's such an asshole

• Eve's pet as her long-awaited firstborn from Adam

• Hated Cain and envied him, even after death hates him and is obsessed with the desire to kill him

• He tried to kill Cain in human life, hiding behind God's hatred of Cain as the embodiment of two sinners (Lucifer and Eve) and a symbol of unnaturalness (Cain is a nephilim, the child of a man and an angel). So in fact, Cain committed the murder in the course of his self-defense

• A damn sadist, during the Days of Extermination, when he miraculously made his way to Hell, he enjoys killing demons. For this reason and because of his obsession with killing Cain, Adam and Sera are categorically against Abel's participation in the Exterminator Angel squad, much to his chagrin

• When Abel went to Heaven and Adam found out about his son's true character, the relationship between them cooled significantly

• During unauthorized participation in the Days of Extermination, he wears a helmet in the form of a ram's skull, made from the skull of one of the sinners he killed, worn to demoralize and intimidate victims

• His weapon is a strong club, similar to a shepherd's staff, Abel hits them very painfully and traumatically

• A meat eater to the core

• Looks like a mixture of Adam and Eve, with a big bias towards Eve's appearance

• He knows about Seth's existence out of the corner of his ear, but believes little in it, since Seth categorically does not want to communicate with him

#hazbin hotel abel #au #abel #headcanons #hazbin hotel

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I've been thinking about it... and I thought about presenting my headcanons about Abel in the Hazbin Hotel

Warning: in my opinion, Abel is far from the nicest person he is usually represented, you may be disappointed in my ideas about Abel

If the post collects at least one comment with consent to show headcanons, then I will post them

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel abel #abel #au #headcanons

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Despite everything, it's still you: part 1

note: this fic includes ocs, so be warned. Adam is from the show hazbin hotel and all ocs are based off hazbin hotel. Ocs include: eve, Cain, abel and Seth. Also undertale ref for title.

Summary: during an extermination, Adam comes across his eldest son, Cain. Now Adam is forced to question himself and his morals. This also explores Adams life on earth before heaven and his relationship with his family.

Let me know what you think!

Perhaps coming down for extermination today was a mistake. Maybe he should've post poned the extermination for a couple months.

Once again, it had been time for another extermination, the one they had every year. Adam had been excited, as he was every year. He directed his army through the portal and so the extermination began.

Adam had been quite confident and proud of himself for his efforts right now.

And when he pinned down a sinner, he thought nothing of it.

That is until he saw the sinners face.

"Cain....?" He whispered, with open eyes and a slightly agap mouth.

No, it couldn't be. He's gotta be dreaming, but he couldn't mistake that face, even how it's changed, his face looked exactly like the sinners face that you could've thought he was looking into a mirror. He wasn't sure how he still knew it was him even after death. But he just has a feeling

I guess it was just father's instinct

The sinner, Cain looked up at him "how do you know my name..?" He asked

Right, he has his mask on, Cain can't recognize him.

He took the helmet off and Cain's eyes widened.

"dad?!" Cain shouted, looking up at his father.

Adam stared, looking down at his son, his angelic weapon shaking, he looked down at his hands that where shaking.

He....he was hesitating? Why was he hesitateing? Cain is a sinner just like everyone else.

But...he was still his first Born son.

What does he do now?

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Adam encounters Caine in hell. How does the encounter go?

Adam reunited with Cain in the first extermination and immediately recognized him, it is his son after all. Of course at first Adam was ecstatic and relieved that his son was ok, even if he was a sinner. Adam does give him a good scolding for literally murdering his brother, and Cain did apologize. Adam spent every extermination then on out keeping Cain safe, and killing any sinner he could.

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I'm thinking about Cain with long hair

Adam is in Hell, not recognizing his son from behind and considering him a tall, beautiful female sinner: Hey, pretty girl, let's hang up?~

Cain, slowly turning around with an awkward face: I do not know if this should be considered a compliment on your part, Dad...

Adam, frozen in shock: ...listen, I always wonder: why the hell do you have long hair all the time? Do you even get a haircut sometimes?

Cain, combing his hair and braiding it into a braid: A genetic lottery, Dad, and you know who participated there. And yes, I get a haircut from time to time... Except my hair grows back pretty damn fast.

Adam, watching his son's new hairstyle: And where did you learn to braid them so beautifully?

Cain, smiling sadly: My wife taught me... plus, Noema (a descendant of Cain, the daughter of Lamech) agreed to be a training model for hairstyles.

#au #cain #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel cain #hazbin hotel adam #adam

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I am imagining a long time how Cain will look as he was an alive human/nephilim in human form

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While I'm thinking about how I would write at least some fan fiction about Cain at the request of one of the users, sometimes I think about how the Fallen Adam would have met Cain in Hell

Adam, looking back with some annoyance after his rebirth into a demon: How everything hurts like hell...

Cain, noticing him in the distance and not holding back tears: Dad... Is it really you?

Adam, turning towards the voice: What the- ...Cain?

Cain, flying to him and hugging him tightly in tears: I MISSED YOU DAMN MUCH, DAD! *trembles from an overabundance of emotions, mainly from joy*

Adam, realizing that his sinful adopted son is almost the only one who is glad to see him here: ...I'm glad to see you too, son... *hugs him and starts crying too*

*Everyone else in the background is freaking out from this scene*

#hazbin hotel adam #hazbin hotel cain #cain #adam #hazbin hotel #headcanon #au

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All three of them!

Finally managed to do Seth + tweaked Cain.

Translation

Cain:

Is actually from Lucifer

His house is filled with cacti

The original Bad BoyTM

Tbh feels alright

Plays electric violin :D

Abel:

Mr. suppressed aggression

Plays ukulele, but he'd rather hit someone with it than actually play it

Dad makes him cringe 24/7

Pink (why?) sheep go BOOM!

Seth:

Is the youngest, acts like the eldest

Adam (and Eve) is blocked for 100500 stupid jokes about bass guitar players

Spends most of his time on Earth

Chill (mostly)

Will not babysit your kids.

Cain looked totally human while he was alive, so not really suspicious?? Once he died it was clear who owes some big-ass child support though. Was mommy's favorite.

Abel has issues regarding being robbed of his chance to live and his "first martyr" status, because the matter basically means most of the Heaven expects him to be uwu nice cute soft boy that can never say "shit" or Sera will gasp herself to super Heaven. It is annoying. The fact that dad has something going on with his lieutenant is also annoying, cause who even asked for a step-mom? No one.

Seth is normal. He is down on Earth most of the time, working, but little big brother has his number just in case. Exterminations piss him off, like wtf, those are his descendants too.

Their reactions to episode 8... varied.

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I swear if Cain and Abel ever appeared in Hazbin Hotel, and Adam turned out to be a shitty dad, I’ll be pissed.

I’m not saying he should be the greatest or even a great dad. I’m just saying he shouldn’t be a dead-beat or a good-for-nothing dad. I think he should be a father. A father who is trying to make sure they survive in the land that they were banished on. A father that makes sure his family is safe and and healthy in this new environment.

If we apply the theory of Cain being Lucifer’s son instead of Adam’s, it will add more to his character (past Adam that is). If Cain was Lucifer’s son, Adam should still treat Cain as if he’s his own and still loves him anyway. But when Abel came along, Adam will show favoritism to Abel showing that he is not a perfect father. He still loves Cain but he does favor Abel.

(Another thing, I do hope that Adam genuinely loves Eve. Look at his face when Lucifer said “Or the second” during their battle. He really looks angry! He was either having flashbacks of Eve taking a bite of the apple or being banished from Eden or something else entirely. And when Lucifer made the *sexual* motions, he really sounded angry when he yelled “I’ll end you!”)

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PLEASE, I need disaster dad Adam, but lovable in his own way, with little Cain and Abel agzgshsjabxgsh Lucifer will make pancakes for the kids.

Lucifer: Not for you! *takes Adam's plate away*

Adam: WHAT THE FUCK LUCI???!