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Good omens series 3 sneak peek

#ineffable mice?? #good omens #aziraphale #crowley #ineffable husbands #anthony j crowley #crowley x aziraphale

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Hi Neil! This is kind of a silly question, regarding an ask you recently got. SInce you said you like the slang word "pookie", who would be more likely to call the other pookie, Crowley or Aziraphale? Sorry to bother you and thank you for your time and hard work.

I'm afraid I'm already way over "pookie". As Gen Z words go, it's really kind of four hours ago. Please do not use it again in my presence.

#why is neil so on fire lately #hehe #neil gaiman #good omens #agent of chaos

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you can do more than one of these if you want

actually, you can do anything you want

live unapologetically and without restraint

#hehe #im tired but this is funny #can't do any of these except thinking really hard about stretching in my current state so thats what i did

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Can Aziraphale and Crowley actually fly with their wings? Or are they basically like Penguins

"Poets are like penguins. Their wings are to swim with." E. E. Cummings.

Not really an answer to your question but too beautiful a quote to be forgotten.

#love the vibe of this post #good omens #neil gaiman #agent of chaos

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#why does this feel like something that would come up in a seminar im taking #meme #media studies

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The last time we were on a long flight, my wife and I invented a game we call "Little Guy."

You start a game of Little Guy by saying, "I'm gonna hand you a little guy." The little guy is some kind of baby animal you are imagining. "Oh," she might say in response, "Okay," and hold out her hands for it. I will then mime handing her the animal. This provides some clues as to the little guy's size, weight, and general ungainliness.

She then gets to ask questions about what kind of little guy this is, BUT NO QUESTIONS ABOUT HIS ACTUAL APPEARANCE OR SPECIES ARE ALLOWED. Qualitative questions, or questions about his behavior, are the only ones permitted. She can ask "Is he soft?" or "Does he seem nervous about being held?" or "If I put him in the bathtub, does he seem okay with that?" or "Would he like a lil grape?" or "Is he the sort of little fellow who would wear a vest in a children's book?" but not "Does he have fur," "Is he a reptile," "Is he from Asia," etc. Some questions are in a grey area so you have to follow your heart, but the point is not to identify the animal as fast as possible: the point is to guess the animal purely based on vibes + how he would act if he were in your living room right now.

And I'm not limited to yes or no answers! If she asks, "Would it feel appropriate to see this little guy in a propeller hat?" I can reply, "Oh no, he has a gravity to him. A bowler hat would be a more appropriate hat." Or if she asks, "Does this little guy have protagonist energy?" I can say something like, "he probably wouldn't be the main character in a children's cartoon. He'd probably be the main character's ditzy best friend who's always eating sandwiches, or something."

We're big Twenty Questions to kill time in a waiting room people, but Little Guy is more about the journey than the destination. It's got a different kind of sauce that's nice if "killing time" and "lowering anxiety" need to happen hand in hand.

#little guy #game idea

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anyone? ….yall seein this too right?

brb gonna go cry now.

#haha thank god this fandom isnt going crazy and permanently damaged by this show :)) #good omens #good omens 2 #aziraphale #crowley #ineffable husbands #crowley x aziraphale #anthony j crowley #good omens spoilers

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I decided to duckify jimbriel and beezlebub because honestly I love them so much

#good omens #good omens 2 #ineffable ducks #jimbriel #good omens fanart

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…you know what I‘m thinking

(bok.)

#ineffable chickens #good omens #ineffable husbands #crowley x aziraphale #crowley #anthony j crowley #aziraphale

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“I… I forgive you.”

#yeah okay obligatorisk reblog #good omens season 2 #good omens fanart #good omens #good omens s2 #crowly x aziraphale #aziraphale #ineffable husbands #good omens spoilers

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gonna buy this god-forsaken web site and charge all y'all $8 a month to edit reblogs.

#unpaid coffee intern #hehe

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Day 257 of posting Good Omens memes Everyday until Season 3

#good omens #ineffable husbands #aziraphale #crowley x aziraphale

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Aziraphale is a keeper of the divine order who instinctively creates clutter and turmoil. Crowley is an agent of chaos who stress cleans like an addict. These two ineffable idiots really are perfect for each other.

#good omens #ineffable husbands #anthony j crowley #aziraphale #crowley #crowley x aziraphale

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🦆 Quack~✨

#omg this is amazing #ineffable ducks #ineffable husbands #good omens #good omens fanart #duck omens #aziraphale #crowley #crowley x aziraphale #anthony j crowley

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There was a German version of Deadpool called Deutschpool. He was like Deadpool but in lederhosen. He ate my leftovers. The only thing he said in English is when he smacked my ass and said, “Hey handsome”.

#hehe #deutschpool #german #deadpool

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god I fucking love strawberries

#here we go here we go here we goooo #hehe

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my boss must think I'm so popular with all those appointments I always already have when she asks me to pick up an extra shift

#the appointment today is going home and maybe grocery shopping with my mom #it's very important