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An Open Letter to the Person Who Won’t Stop Being a Psycho

In the last two weeks, you have made two highly unnerving attempts to destroy my website. First, you contacted a local hacker, and when they turned you down, you contacted a long-distance hacker. Thankfully, the first hacker (who is the most incredible person I know) refused to touch my website and since has been keeping an eye on it to make sure that nobody can touch it. My website, once I get it running again (I keep messing up so it’s down again lol) will be fine, so let’s get that out of the way right now. 

I’m not mad or disheartened as I was when I first heard about what’s been happening. Admittedly, I was pretty bummed for a few days directly following the first incident, but I’ve gotten over it. I don’t even think about it anymore unless I can’t think of another stupid thing to make a joke about or someone brings it up to me. I actually think it’s kind of cool that you want to drown me in a well. I thought that psycho stalkers were going to come further down the road, but apparently not. I like it and it’s the coolest thing that will ever happen to me, so that’s all fine and good. However, I am concerned for you, and I really don’t want to have to worry about this any longer. I’ve got things to do, woman!

Firstly, and this goes without saying because we’ve never spoken, you do not know me. You know, or think you know, the voice that only exists within my writing. The person on my website is not me, and it shows only a sliver of what’s actually going on in my mind and life. You and I have never talked, though, so you wouldn’t know that. You don’t know how hard I work, how many hours a day I spend thinking about and practicing my craft, or how much it means to me. You won’t know how much writing and comedy have helped me overcome some very terrible circumstances, and you don’t know how much insecurity someone has to overcome in order to display themselves to the world like I have. I know that I am a smart, educated, and kind person, and every day, I try to better myself, whether it be in altruism, intellect, or awareness of myself and the world around me. I am confident in who I am, and I don’t think that the same can be said for you.

Secondly, there are so many other things that I’d rather you spend your time on than hating me. Genuinely, I want you to be more productive than that. Hating someone, dedicating your time to talking about them, and going out of your way to find things to hate them for is exhausting, strenuous, and probably makes for a very unhappy person. You can’t breed so much negativity and expect to be indifferent to it. I think that you don’t feel great, and that I’m an easy target for your reflective insecurity.

I don’t want you to be unhappy, and I don’t want you to blame me when you are. I will get over it, and I already have, but you won’t, and that’s what’s most upsetting to me. 

I am hurt and a little frightened at your dedication to ruin something that I’m so proud of and have worked so hard to create. The lengths that you’ve gone to just to do whatever it is you’re trying to do to me (because I honestly don’t know) are disconcerting to me, my friends, family, coworkers, teachers, and anyone else who knows about the situation. In the last nine months, I’ve earned a following for myself and good things are starting to come my way. I’ve earned that. You, however, haven’t earned the place to take that or anything away from me, and the fact that you think you have is disturbing and backwards.

Attempting to take away my current platform is futile and redundant. It’s on the Internet, firstly, so I can and will keep making new platforms should your attempts to destroy them be successful. Secondly, jillianelcie.com is not the only thing I have. If that website, which I created, pay for, and work on every day gets destroyed, then awesome. I’ll figure something else out, and I’ll do it easily. Paying someone to delete my fucking blog won’t magically render me silent or unwilling to continue. It will just push me harder, and then you’re going to be even more pissed off.

If you don’t like my writing, then don’t read it.

If you don’t think I’m funny, then don’t laugh.

If you hate me, then surround yourself with like-minded, insecure people and make yourselves feel better. I really don’t mind, but I’m not going to be your enemy just so your life can have a little more drama in it. The hateful comments and the vicious attacks are going to end here, because this is the last interaction I will have with you. 

Have a wonderful day, and I hope you’ll be happy.

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when someone repeats a joke you just said and they get the credit for it

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For all of us that have First World Problems

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I was at a party with a bunch of Australian boys the other night, who were the literal definition of horny, and one of them said "how'd you like to lose it to an Australian?" To which I said "how do you know I'm a virgin...?" And he looked at me like I'd just eaten a baby and said "a couple of minutes ago, you referred to sex as "The Frickle Frackle Pterodactyl". And I mean once you point that out there's really no going back

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when u think u got over ur crush but he gives you like 0.2 attention and it starts all over again

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I think I'm doing this tumblr thing wrong.

#VeryWrong

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If you spend even a moment of your time spreading pointless negativity regarding the lives of others, then it's time to start reevaluating. You are a direct product of your words, your actions, and your attitude. If you portray yourself in a way that exhibits pettiness and derogatoriness, then that is the guaranteed way in which people will see you. If something does not concern you, it should not be spoken of, and if something is untrue, then it shouldn't leave the mind of whoever fabricated it in the first place. Spread positivity and kindness, instead of mindless unimportance. -jillian

#rant

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I feel like this is going to be like twitter, where I post really awesome and hilarious stuff but nobody appreciates it.

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Sauce me your love, you fuckin beauty.

Hockey Boy pick-up lines

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This lil guy says “u wanna fight” and I say “nah man it’s ok” and he says “what?! U some kind of chicken or something!?”

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Okay! where are all my followers?

#grunge #hipster #inspiration #indie #jillian #amIdoingthisright #FollowMe #YaNinny #air #life #love? #ugh #whatistumblr

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I got rejected a few weeks ago. This picture is so relevant that it hurts. #TheCooliest