jesse-the-humourless

[jesse-the-humourless]

omg just got my first ever porn bot dm, is this what its like to become part of tumblr culture

#tumblr #tumblr experience #tumblr stuff

[jesse-the-humourless]

[jesse-the-humourless]

okay so comments are too small so im putting it here instead, if this is the same woman that i think she is, she is 100% the bad guy.

It started with the son and dil refusing to pick her up from the hospital, which incredibly agitated her (they were in the hospital because DIL just had a baby).

then the part of "At the most extreme i filed for grandparent rights." if my memory is correct, that was because they wouldn't bring the baby over to her so she could see it(they had just left the hospital and were exhausted), and they didn't want her to come to their house yet(exhaustion again). so she filed for grandparent rights, forcing them to show the child to her. i also think DIL was already agitated with her in general.

I believe there were even more posts of her, but my memory is too bad to remember all her actions. Just know, it was too many. And the fact that they put it with it for so long already makes them saints.

#r/amitheasshole #reddit #reddit post #reddit stories

[jesse-the-humourless]

[jesse-the-humourless]

I like the fact that the general consensus among the reddit refugees is that going from r/curatedtumblr to tumblr itself is like watching the monkeys before jumping in.

idk why, but i have seen atleast 5 posts all making this same comparison which is pretty funny to me

#reddit #reddit blackout #reddit refugee #tumblr

[jesse-the-humourless]

New response dropped

Since people are posting Reddit memes to tumblr, I'm gonna be saying a certain French adverb phrase a bit.

#chess #anarchy chess

[jesse-the-humourless]

So you know how when you're a new Tumblr user that defected from Reddit because that ship is going dooowwwnn baaybaayy, and you don't really know how everything works yet, and so somehow you end up on your own profile page but you dont realize thats its your own and you scroll like 5 posts and you think to yourself "wow I agree with everything Im seeing this is interesting" and then its like "wait I think Ive read all these before" and then you freeze and look at the top bar and see your own tag and realize "oh god fuck I have just reblogged all these posts another time over" and then you have to go through and make sure you dont have unintended duplicates and burn in shame in hopeful privacy because fuck Im making a gigantic fool of myself on this lovely platform that I did not download nearly quickly enough

#why are you attacking me #tumblr #reddit blackout #reddit refugee

[jesse-the-humourless]

realised i said bed instead of bad, and concert instead of concern, i deeply regret being born.

having bed memory is fun when you are someone who watches alot of content.

I read the manga for demon slayer very long ago, and have completely forgotten it. so now i can rewatch the whole show again experiencing at anew.

There is also the concert for dementia you get once in a while, but it's a worthy trade off

#grammar #grammar mistake #i hate my life #demon slayer #manga #anime

[jesse-the-humourless]

having bed memory is fun when you are someone who watches alot of content.

I read the manga for demon slayer very long ago, and have completely forgotten it. so now i can rewatch the whole show again experiencing at anew.

There is also the concert for dementia you get once in a while, but it's a worthy trade off

#demon slayer #manga #anime #tv show #cant wait to watch it

[jesse-the-humourless]

#yeojin #loona #loona yeojin #kpop

[jesse-the-humourless]

Okay just discovered the theme options. Even the themes are better here. I’m staying around for good

#i feel attacked

[jesse-the-humourless]

"Error launching your game" have you considered NOT failing at launching the game I paid money for you shit service, The gods weep at how terribly you treat its creations

#game #gaming #game not launching #i am annoyed

[jesse-the-humourless]

why do phone calls exist. I just want to shout like a gorilla across the globe without the use of this mysterious electric stone and have the other person respond the same

#phones #i hate phonecalls #social anxiety #need to make a call but am putting it off severely

[jesse-the-humourless]

I do really feel like reddit ruined my brain. Every post i make i think "How can i optimize this for maximum viewer response." While in reality i should be thinking "How can i make this post something that might brighten someones day."

So hopefully now that my chains of reddit are released, my brain will hopefully become focused towards happiness instead of attention.

#reddit #reddit goodbye #reddit blackout #reddit departure

[jesse-the-humourless]

Hyperfixations are always fun to experience.

Sometimes you play chess for a bit too long, other times you research the warcrimes commited in the second world war and wake up to your video history being filled with ww2 footage.

#autism #autism experiences #hyperfixation #neurodiversity

[jesse-the-humourless]

sorry fly in my room, got a bit too agitated

FLIES ARE A SIN UPON THIS ACCURSED WORLD AND I WILL MAKE SURE TO BANISH THIS FILE CREATURE OF THIS DEATH FILLED PLANET

#i hate flies #insects #screw them #i wish they werent ecologically needed

[jesse-the-humourless]

FLIES ARE A SIN UPON THIS ACCURSED WORLD AND I WILL MAKE SURE TO BANISH THIS FILE CREATURE OF THIS DEATH FILLED PLANET

#FLIES #INSECTS #HATE THEM #GET OUT OF MY ROOM YOU DICK