janne-eldertree

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yeah

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We need to have a nomination for “Stupidest thing Tumblr.com has ever believed” and just move into an official Top 10 List.

For my nominations, I’m putting up:

If you eat a chocolate bar a very specific way, you will break physics and get infinite chocolate.

or

It is impossible that you spelled “Berenstain Bears” wrong and is, instead, more likely that the universe fractured into separate, overlapping realities in the last 20 years.

I can’t decide which is more beautiful. It’s why we need a vote.

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Wait… Isn’t Ed Balls day coming up? ED BALLS DAY, I HAVE TO GET READY TO CELEBRATE 

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the anglo mind cannot comprehend binnenpretje

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aint no way fat chef translates to that in dutch

#perfect #wouldn't change a thing

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#NS #hehehe

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Me to me: tomorrow is the day you do the shit you need to do. You set an alarm at a respectable time and you start working for the things you want.

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I just want to say that I didn't mind wearing masks. Sometimes I hear someone cough on the train and I realise I wish had a mask on.

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He’s a musician

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#love this #idk how to tag it though

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Dutch!Sokka calling Zuko an angry ape to Iroh's face will never not be funny to me

#avatar the last airbender #dutch atla #atla

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#nostalgia #The way the sound of it blocked out all other sounds❤️

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Fiep Westendorp (17 December 1916 - 3 February 2004, The Netherlands)

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People who think "nurses are the best, they do this work out of the goodness of their heart" are so wrong. Like, we GOSSIP. If I am not allowed to laugh about a patient with dementia that tries to drink out of their IV-bag like a Capri-Sun, it would get to much real quick.

#nurse #the best and worst job in the world

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Paul Evans

"Lavenham Light"

#art

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Dutch father rides his bike, 1966 (colorization) - by Rudi Herzog (1969), German

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Do you also expect people to understand "😂🥹😭" as that Pedro Pascal même where he goes from laughing to crying? Or do people not read emojis like that?