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The farmer is an avatar of the stranger

This is well trod territory for the sdv fandom but,,, farmer is just NOT human, farmer “spends 10 hours fishing, scarfs down 15 pieces of seaweed and gifts you a raw egg out of their pocket” is NOT FUCKING HUMAN!!! That is a little FREAK. Pretending to be human.

And that freak is me and I love this little fictional me

#stardew farmer #stardew valley #sdv #tma #tmagp #the magnus archives

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I'd let haley call me a slur

tiers based on how likely they are to call you a slur

#sdv #stardew valley #sdv haley

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Thank goodness for Stardew Valley. I can be a hopeless romantic there.

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Love how Lena basically tells Gwen "Yes Mr. Bonzo is an abomination but he's a valued member of the team."

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the funniest character headcanons are feral, homophobic and tax evader i dont accept constructive criticism and you cant change my mind

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The name's Wood, Will Wood -Will Wood, probably

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Haley>>>. and I am not a lesbian :3

There are only 2 types of people who have Haley as their favourite spouse

Folks who have a degradation kink

Lesbians

#stardew valley #sdv #Sdv Haley #Haley Sdv #Stardew valley Haley

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Would

Sorry I’ve been sick as hell have mullet Gerry as consolation

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Yes, I'm talking about you. Haley is my bbg, and nothing will change that :3

To anyone who tries to make the argument that haley is mean to you (you know who you are). Have you considered... degradation kink?

#sdv #stardew valley #stardew #haley #haley sdv #you know who you are you delusional ahh fucker #shane is a smelly boy and i know he hasnt washed that godawful jacket #haley is and will forever be my favorite bbg #yes im talking about you bBEeew

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To anyone who tries to make the argument that haley is mean to you (you know who you are). Have you considered... degradation kink?

#sdv #stardew valley #stardew #haley #haley sdv

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Shane lovers are delusional as fuck

#stardew valley #sdv #stardew #1 shane hater #haley is way fucking better you imbeciles

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You could probably make a Magnus Archives playlist only using Will Wood songs

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How dare thou >:(

Candy

Get candified >:)

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Gertrude vs season5 Jon would be terrifying

two cats fighting in an alleyway but they are eldritch monsters and their supportive partners

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