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no one told me there was a fatm collab on tortured poets department you had ONE JOB

#taylor swift #florence and the machine #the tortured poets department #now listening

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TIL that the Audubon Society has released official statements on the difference between a "bird", a "birb", and a "borb", featuring such gems as:

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@tohrinha saw this post as a challenge

you cannot hope to beat @qaraxuanzenith in a boop-off. she is simply the best there is.

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you cannot hope to beat @qaraxuanzenith in a boop-off. she is simply the best there is.

#boop #this is the second time i've referenced homestuck for this event #i haven't referenced homestuck in years

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Thank you for booping me. Each one feels different and luxurious. Some feel like a furtive sip of lavender tea with honey on a cold night. Some feel like a millipede curling around my neck. Some feel like the crisp thwack of a rolled-up newspaper. And each one makes me stronger.

#booped and reblogged

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i thought this was a baseball bat for a second and i was like "uh, no thank you kirby i like my kneecaps"

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You called it the Reckoning...

The Reckoning, Dom Fera.

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it's going to be so much worse after this most recent episode isn't it lmao

i don't think i've ever been more conflicted between "JUST KISS EACH OTHER ALREADY" and "omg let them live their best ace/aro life in peace" than when watching the apothecary diaries

#the apothecary diaries #kusuriya no hitorigoto #i'm referring to episode 18 specifically #but I'm willing to bet this post will have a LOT longer shelf life than that

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Hyper-specific poll time: my turn

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ok let’s make one of those hyper specific poll things

Is this how I do it?

#i'm close to a lot of these but don't land on any of them

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There’s a lot you can learn about it, trust me

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them

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BREAD!!!

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i'm consistently fascinated by CWACOM 2's theming bait-and-switch, where it visually sets itself up to be about how parachuting tech startups run by egotistical pop scientists are bad, but its narrative is more against environmental exploitation by agricultural megacorps

#cloudy with a chance of meatballs 2 #this is probably the most tumblr post i've ever made