me: if I become the evil overlord I will never harm my minions
[5 years later]
highly throwable imp: hoohoohee
me: hmm
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butch4butch
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its kind of 🔥 when snails are fast its like breaking so many notions
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fucking love when I'm on a call with someone and they start to do a little errand or go somewhere else and they say "and you're coming with me" like. absolutely I am let's go on an adventure I've been spirited away
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he destroyed the bond of friendship and respect between the only people left who'd even look him in the eye
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i’m not going spelunking in akayona tags/mentions yet bc i’m trying to catch up to the manga first but please please please i hope someone has predatory wasp of the palisades’d hak and soowon. If not then i will. I think i will anyway.
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having dpdr is crazayyyy bc it’s like no i dont think ive existed since like the 3rd grade but we’re making moves.. also i got so fuzzy at kroger i couldn’t figure out how to bag a frozen pizza
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Sorry, your game looks cool, but the promotional material used the words "wholesome" and "cozy" so I gotta stick by my principals.
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DEAD POETS SOCIETY (1989)
dir. Peter Weir
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if you dont like fat and hairy people i cant help you
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Fuck. I can't do anything right. *pulls my shirt up slightly and you can see a little bit of my abs*
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ah yes they call me “No Queue” Jones because I post everything I reblog at once with no breaks in between and then vanish into the night for extended periods of inactivity
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