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watched dragons rising [part 2? part 2, 1st half?? the most recent ten episodes], scrolled through the tag a bit now that spoilers can't hurt me, and am apparently back to writing plastic ninja shenanigans.

sorry lloyd. this one's for your own good i promise

#this is about ninjago #multifandom brain go brrrrr #someone posted one of those 'I want to see ___' #and apparently I took it personally #six hundred words in about twenty minutes and still going #((in other news I continue to be alive))

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#looks like he's gonna have to teach #sorry man but we wanna learn

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Race to the tomb.

#happy Easter!

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why do i ever complain about anything the Lord is good and He bestoweth muffins and new friends

#not fandom #just moi #hard day at the new job and then bam! coworker brings me muffins! #the Lord is good

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Spooky

#batfam #alfred you legend

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as much as i love to see evil twisted little freaks, there is just something way more compelling about characters who are unflinchingly Good and kind despite the horrors they've endured

#yeah #good and kind by God's grace in the face of evil of every kind

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Why did you give the last of your food to that poorly disguised mimic? You were finally at peace with letting go, but now this odd thing won’t leave you alone and is even turning itself into various items in an attempt to aid you.

#d&d #mimic #I don't even go here #but that was something

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the default way for things to taste is good. we know this because "tasty" means something tastes good. conversely, from the words "smelly" and "noisy" we can conclude that the default way for things to smell and sound is bad. interestingly there are no corresponding adjectives for the senses of sight and touch. the inescapable conclusion is that the most ordinary object possible is invisible and intangible, produces a hideous cacophony, smells terrible, but tastes delicious. and yet this description matches no object or phenomenon known to science or human experience. so what the fuck

#this made me laugh #the default object

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when i say i like hiking, i don’t mean “eight mile backpacking trip with special gear and an emergency beacon” sort of hiking, i mean a three mile loop to go look at pretty things and then a huge brunch after.

#not fandom #oh it me

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Until the stars are all alight.

#lotr #oh this does hit harder in contextual circumstance #'​and even the son of man has nowhere to lay his head' vibes

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#OWO

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“The average person thinks about the Roman Empire every day” factoid is a statistical error. Tumblr users in March -

#snicker

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the house will never be truly clean. and yet we must never stop cleaning the house

#oh on point

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You've heard of the man, the myth, the legend. Now get ready for the woman, the omen, the portent.

#not fandom #I unironically like this #the woman the omen the portent

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No vanilla extract because my recipe doesn't call for it.

#this made me laugh

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The two inexplicable things Tumblr can agree on regarding history:

1. Dragging Ea-Nasir for all eternity

2. Celebrating Julius Caesar Got Stabbed Day

#oh tumblr

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#not fandom #ides of march #CAESAR SALAD