itsleifnotleaf

[itsleifnotleaf]

as a straight, white man you know one thing about me: i've watched a lot of history channel

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Gloria MidnightBurger, the only professional in the joint

do we reckon she still wears the uniform at this point or has she given up?

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I like how, for no reason, they made effie and zebulon canonically hot. they made the god honoring arkansas couple hot and I love it

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#don’t worry about it #midnight burger quotes #midnight burger podcast #midnight burger

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i’m screaming

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So it’s a diner

That appears somewhere new, every day. Somewhere (ANYWHERE) in the universe, time, or parallel worlds.

You have met aliens, seen trans dimensional beings, and talk to people who live in a fake radio and can see you but not themselves.

You’re over 130 years old.

And you were SHOCKED, some would say gobsmacked, that your late night traveling semi sentient dinner’s cook…. Is a felon.

Man I don’t know how to break this to you but every cook at Waffle House I vibed with, every waitress at ihop that could hold a conversation, and all the best people slinging breakfast at all hours… was a felon. They don’t exactly bring it up, ever. How was this your big betrayal moment?

#stahp #stahp it #im now imagining leif entering the college poker tournament #leif showing up for his shift in the middle of any freaking storm #also you mentioning the teds #long live caspar x ted #but yeah okay i see it now #leif inciting rebellion as a cook in a waffle house #this message has been brought to you by waffle house

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Having listened to all of midnight burger in a week and having started wolf 359 two days ago I have determined that I am cursed to fall in love with sad, dumb, adhd men

It’s a heavy burden but one I carry with pride

#we are all cursed to love these men #there are also so few fics that scratch my itch #midnight burger #is this my time to start posting my fics #can i do that #should i come out guns blazing with my gloria aus? #midnight burger podcast

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So it’s a diner

That appears somewhere new, every day. Somewhere (ANYWHERE) in the universe, time, or parallel worlds.

You have met aliens, seen trans dimensional beings, and talk to people who live in a fake radio and can see you but not themselves.

You’re over 130 years old.

And you were SHOCKED, some would say gobsmacked, that your late night traveling semi sentient dinner’s cook…. Is a felon.

Man I don’t know how to break this to you but every cook at Waffle House I vibed with, every waitress at ihop that could hold a conversation, and all the best people slinging breakfast at all hours… was a felon. They don’t exactly bring it up, ever. How was this your big betrayal moment?

#you don’t understand #caspar’s not like those other girls #he’s focused on himself and his business and like all he wants is normal people who do not disrupt his peace #this isn’t waffle house #this is midnight burger goddamnit #gaslight gatekeep girlboss #caslight gatecasp girlcass #midnight burger #caspar midnight burger #midnight burger podcast

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When I was in elementary school, I took an astronomy class. I thought it was cool, but the math part always scared me away. 

I took a physics class my freshman year. Also thought it was cool, but again, the math part scared me away. I suck at math. I have always sucked at math. I never understood it. 

Now, suddenly, out of nowhere, my love for those things has been rekindled except it WASN’T out of nowhere. I am sitting here, practicing math and physics VOLUNTARILY, OUTSIDE OF SCHOOL, because I want to understand it enough to learn about quantum/theoretical physics and/or astrophysics. And do you know WHY I’m doing it? Do you know WHY I’m suddenly so motivated to understand this stuff? Because I listened to MOTHERFUCKING MIDNIGHT BURGER. Thanks a lot, Ava.

@midnightburgr, your podcast officially broke me. Never thought I’d see the day where I was doing math and science on my own time, but hey. If I ever become a world-famous physicist or astronomer (highly unlikely), y’all know who’s to blame

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it’s always 6 somewhere!

I started listening to Midnight Burger in August and have re-listened so much that it was number two on my Spotify wrapped for podcasts (the place where the vast majority of my time was spent).

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November 14th. The finale cometh.

Your guide to surviving the epic Midnight Burger Season 3 Finale is here.

See you soon.

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this is giving “it’s 6 somewhere, some when across the universe and/or multiverse”

New episode.

Let's go.

https://pod.link/1537653218

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restarting season two of midnight burger during a five hour plane ride after getting halfway through it a few weeks ago and then having to take a break because of work and forgetting the plot of it and then seeing the notification for season three is restarting the saga of the ted empire and realizing the beautiful potential of ted and caspar

#taspar #midnight burger #midnight burger quotes #midnight burger podcast #midnight burger s02 e02 #the ted empire #caspar midnight burger #and they were enemies #and they were prisoner and person who imprisons ppl

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sometimes genitals are not compatible

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there are chads out there in the wild and they not too infrequently wear polos

#midnight burger #ava and baked goods #polo shirts 90% of the time #broke up because his name was chad and his personality was named chad #midnight burger episode 3 #midnight burger s01 e03 #midnight burger s01

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sometimes living my best life is listening to midnight burger while brushing out my dog’s fur. it’s like my own personal walk-in, i can avoid anything, even an ex-bot

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“You will tell me won’t you? When the sky gets dark for you? When the world gets too cold? I won’t be able to feel it but I promise I’ll believe you.”

“Of course I will.”

SCREAMING YELLING CRYING MELTING

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