Retro games today!
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We'll cheer this shit on 'cause it's the right thing to do in this situation...but you know there's some chucklefuck out there like "He DiDn'T nEeD tO bE sO aGgReSsIvE!!"
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And this is why we respect suit actors in this fandom.
fucked up
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"What if we took this person...and gave them Man-Jaw Syndrome?"
These people need to be sat down in front of like...the Resident Evil 2/3 Remakes, Death Stranding, and told to study, study, STUDY.
It's like...you CAN do Real-world facial modeling and have it look not shit if you aren't afraid of keeping an attractive female ATTRACTIVE.
Pic on the left? Just fine.
Pic on the right? "Oh my god what's wrong with your faaaace?!"
Don't forget, if you want everything that was supposed to be in the game you gotta pay $200, and put up with this.
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Now we have to deal with ten paragraph essays on the evils of facism in a fucking fictional roleplaying setting from professional TTRPG manuals.
Stay indie, folks.
90s indie ttrpgs whip ass
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I'm tempted to make a Land, Sea, and Air, but I'm leery of the Filet o' Fish's patty.
Have you ever had a McGangbang?
That's the breakfast switchover thing right?
If so I've done it with the sausage and McChicken I'm not a fan of McBeef their burger just doesn't do it for me, chicken is good tho.
There was one that was a McDouble and a McChicken too, can't remember what that was called, might be the one you're talking about too.
Have not had one of those
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The only way this works on the inverse is a matter of timing.
Case in point - Castlevania: Symphony of the Night was a commercial disaster when it was first released, quickly dumped into the discount bins at many stores.
Many years later, however, it would find appreciation from the broader public, and be set shoulder-to-shoulder with Super Metroid.
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Got a gift from ol' Uncle Ted? You'll probably have a blast!
I wonder what it could be!
I bet it's awesome, uncle teddy always gives bomb ass gifts
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Or acid attacks, can't forget those.
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Thank you!
I got bought a shot at work which I smuggled out the building in a litre of coke zero
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So many problems with modern fandom could be summed up with this:
Performative moral outrage
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Can we all just admit that Capcom really broke the mold when they managed to squeeze two discs worth of content - cutscenes and all - on a single N64 cart?
Like. Bruh.
Resident Evil 2 (Capcom, 1998, 1999)
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corporations after adding "plant based" and "gluten free" on packages of literal vegetables
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Gigi found a cute little singing Mammet...or is it?
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Anyone gets uppity at me and tries to shame me for what fast food chains I choose to eat at will be eating their next meal through their eyesocket.
And it's probably gonna be my dick.
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