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We at IsoCorp Industries would like to isopologize to those we hurt with our latest ad campaign. It was ill informed, and we had no idea how it would affect certain groups of people. We see now that the statements made were deeply offensive and wrong, and we have deleted the posts.

We here at IsoCorp Industries strive to make sure every pod feels safe and welcome and our latest ad campaign did not reflect that.

We are so isosorry for what happened, and it will not happen again.

#isopology #isopod #isopods #marine life #whale carcass #apology

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Happy IsoPride from all of us here at IsoCorp Industries! We here at IsoCorp Industries love all our employees. Even the homos!

Whether you’re gay, trans, or normal, we believe you deserve to experience IsoJoy. So this IsoPride Month we invite you all to share pictures of yourself having the IsoTime of your life! Simply IsoTake a photo, IsoTag it #homopods, and IsoShare it on Tumblr!

We can’t wait to see all of your IsoSmiling faces, Queers!

#lgbt #lgbtq #pride month #isopride #isopod #isopods #homopods

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how do you think the giant siphonophores’ recent advances in the deep sea economy will impact the isopods?

will there be a rivalry

We here at IsoCorp Industries think siphonophores are DELICIOUS!

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are the isopods going to take over the world

Hello, Anonymous! Here at IsoCorp Industries we are dedicated to providing for IsoCitizens all over the world. To answer your question, no, we aren’t going to take over the world.

We already have! 🙂

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Hey, @isopodlover6969 , we never heard back from you about our IsoPromo offer!

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Despite what rumors may circulate, IsoCorp Industries is not affiliated with the Isopod Mafia. We are simply your friendly neighborhood Isopods at your service! 🙂

#isopod #isopods #sea life #sea death #whale carcass

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@isopodlover6969 Would you be interested in doing an IsoPromo for us?

[isocorp-official]

What do you mean? IsoCorp deals in all facets of IsoLife. Security of our citizens takes highest priority. The Isopod Mafia has been more vocal than usual lately, especially towards those Isopods active on social media. We just want to make our newest IsoPartner is safe! 🙂

@isopodlover6969 Would you be interested in doing an IsoPromo for us?

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Great! Let’s get started!

1. What is your name? So that we know how to address you!

2. What is your email address/phone number? So that we may contact you about future business!

3. You sure seem to know a lot about Isopods! Are you yourself an Isopod? If not, please describe what species you are.

4. How long have you known about the Isopod Mafia?

5. Have you made contact with the Isopod Mafia? They are a very private group.

6. What is your home address? So that we may send you a gift as a thank you for IsoPartnering with us!

7. Who is in your household? So that we know how many complimentary items to ship!

@isopodlover6969 Would you be interested in doing an IsoPromo for us?

[isocorp-official]

Great! Let’s get started! Would you mind answering a few basic questions about yourself?

@isopodlover6969 Would you be interested in doing an IsoPromo for us?

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@isopodlover6969 Would you be interested in doing an IsoPromo for us?

#isopod #isopods #sea life #sea death #whale carcass

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Good times at the office! Here are IsoCorp we are dedicated to making your experience as IsoPremium as possible, and we couldn’t do it without our hardworking IsoTeamMembers! On the #IsoGrind !

#isopod #isopods #arthropod #arthopods #sea life #sea death #whale carcass