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she's a 10 but she won't raise her hand in the class even if she knows the answer

#spilled ink #shitposting #eww

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#i feel attacked #eww

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ur twenties are for seeing how many mistakes u can make in the shortest amount of time possible and getting a cool haircut

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how long do i need to go outside for to fix my mental health. will 5 minutes do it. please say yes

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it only takes a mild cold to turn me into a frail and dying victorian child

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i’m trying2be kinder to myself but this bitch is so fucking stupid

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oh to have clear skin and be disgustingly overeducated

#shitposting

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i do not ghost purposely i just have no idea what to say ever

#goodbye this is so me

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talk to me in poems and songs

#shitposting

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ew = you

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“I hope this email finds you well”

How this email finds me:

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Bitch hurt me so much I started reading Bhagavad Gita

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but how you gonna mess with a divinely protected bitch

#kinda flex #shitposting #humour

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Idk man, being alone just feels safer.

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in my "khud hi se maine ishq kiya re" phase

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i'll give it to you for free. here, take it bitch

i sprinkle "bitch" in every sentence like it's dhaniya