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Heeeyyy it's been a while but, PoP characters as TMA avatars anyone?

So far I'm thinking:

Talis: The Slaughter, obviously

Greta: The Web

Sri: The Hunt

FX: The End

Rachel: The End (I just like them as an End couple ok?)

Da-Xia: The Vast

Grego: The Eye

Atta: The Lonely

Az: I also like The Eye for him

Evie: The Stranger

Any other ideas?

#prisoners of peace #the swan riders #the scorpion rules #tma #the magnus archives

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Michael: If people would just stop constantly betraying me, it would cut the amount of time I spend on revenge in half.

#i know this is for tma but i can't pass it up #prisoners of peace #the swan riders #the scorpion rules #talis #michael telos #michael talis

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that feel when a ya novel is so good you can apply all the Good Good Symbolism u learned in college-level lit classes to it

#ask me about my pop analysis #prisoners of peace #the swan riders #the scorpion rules

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PoP Characters as John Mulaney Quotes

Greta: I thought I was going to be murdered my entire childhood.

Elián: When I'm walking down the street, no one's ever like, "Hey, look at that man." I think they're just like, "Whoah, that tall child looks terrible! Get some rest, tall child!"

Da-Xia: I have had a very long day. I am very small and I have no money. So you can imagine the kind of stress I am under.

Grego: Here's how easy it was to get away with bank robbery in the 30s: as long as you weren't there when the police arrived, you had a 99% chance of getting away with it.

Han: I woke up one morning when I was a kid and my mom was standing over my bed. And she said, "I just heard that Princess Diana and her lover Dodi Al-Fayed have been killed in Paris." like I had something to do with it! I was like, "Mom, I've been here all night. You can feel the TV, it's warm." Luckily I had a good alibi since I was in Wisconsin and 12.

Thandi: You have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair.

Atta: I don't know what my body is for other than just taking my head from room to room.

Ambrose: I try to stay optimistic, even though I must admit, things are getting pretty sticky.

Sri: Well...you know how I'm filled with rage? I'm so horny and angry all the time...and I have no outlet for it.

FX: I'll keep all of my emotions right here, and then one day I'll die.

Rachel: All my money is in a savings account. FX has explained the stock market to me maybe 75 times. I still don't understand it.

Michael: Someone came out of one of the rooms at this party holding an old antique bottle with some liquid in it and they said "Hey, is this whiskey or perfume?" And apparently I grabbed it, drank all of it, and said "It's perfume." And it was.

Two: I show him a tiny room that is covered wall to wall with stolen antique photos from different people's parties over the years. And he said "Why? Why do you do this?" And I said, "Because it's the one thing you can't replace."

Tanim: I'm very gay, I'd like a few dollars.

Evie: Something happened here. You hope it was a miracle, but probably not.

Az: In terms of instant relief, cancelling plans is like heroin.

#the scorpion rules #the swan riders #prisoners of peace #greta stuart #greta Gustafsen stuart #elián palnik #li da-xia #gregori kalvelis #grego kalvelis #han #thandi #atta #ambrose #the abbott #sri #fx #francis-xavier #rachel #Michael telos #Michael talis #talis #two #talis mark two #tanim #evie #az

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Ambrose: Who would you say is the most famous person in your phone?

Talis: It's not about who you know, Enlightenment comes from within.

Talis: The Dalai Lama texted me that.

#the scorpion rules #the swan riders #prisoners of peace #ambrose #Michael talis #Michael telos #talis

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Han: "You'll understand when you're older." I am older and I understand absolutely nothing.

Grego: I actually understand less

#the scorpion rules #the swan riders #prisoners of peace #grego kalvelis #han #if han had a last name it would be much easier to find him #source: tumblr

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Michael: I like to pretend I'm a heartless apathetic b*tch but in reality I'm a baby who cares a fucking lot and emotionally invests myself in everything and is hurt 98.3% of the time.

#he probably calculated #the scorpion rules #the swan riders #prisoners of peace #Michael talis #Michael telos #talis

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Michael, learning things about himself: oh this is bad

#the scorpion rules #the swan riders #prisoners of peace #Michael talis #Michael telos #talis #source: tumblr

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Elián: Talis is a diabolical, sadistic agent of evil. He might just be the single most dangerous creature in the universe.

[cut to Talis]

Talis: Who wants lemon bars?

#I'm back! #prisoners of peace #the scorpion rules #the swan riders #elián palnik #talis #Michael talis #Michael telos #source: the good place

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Greta: I thought you were dead

Talis: Do I look like the kind of man who dies?

#greta stuart #greta gustafsen stuart #michael talis #talis #michael telos #prisoners of peace #the swan riders #the scorpion rules

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Han: I want to tell a joke but I only remember the punchline.

Grego: Go ahead

Han: Tooth hurty

Grego: When is the best time to go to the dentist?

Han: You complete me

#gregori kalvelis #han #prisoners of peace #the swan riders #the scorpion rules

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Talis: Fact the first, after years of not caring about my debt, you weirdly want me to pay it back now. That implies to me there is a sudden, unexpected expense.

Greta: Or I got sick of waiting for you to do the right thing.

Talis: Not plausible. You have endless patience for my shenanigans. Fact the second, you've had dentist appointments twice in the past two weeks. No one goes to the dentist that much. I haven't been in seven years.

Greta: You should go to a dentist Talis.

Talis: Probably. My teeth hurt all the time. Fact the third, I'm really liking this "fact the" thing, I'm gonna stick with it.

#greta stuart #greta gustafsen stuart #michael talis #talis #michael telos #prisoners of peace #the swan riders #the scorpion rules

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Talis: My god, what is this feeling?

Greta: Well, you know the- the feeling that you're... that you're feeling is- is what many of us call "a feeling"

Talis: But it's not like envy, or even hungry.

Greta: Could it be love?

Talis: I know what an erection feels like, Greta. No, it's the opposite. It's...it's like my heart is getting hard.

#talis #michael talis #michael telos #greta stuart #greta gustafsen stuart #prisoners of peace #the swan riders #the scorpion rules

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Rachel: Francis and I don't have pet names for each other.

Alejandro: Uh huh. Hey, you know what bees make, right?

Rachel: Honey?

FX, from the next room: Yes dear?

Alejandro: Never lie to my face again.

#rachel #francis-xavier #fx #alejandro #prisoners of peace #the swan riders #the scorpion rules

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Elián: Darn right I'm upset!

Greta: Elián, watch your language!

Greta: Oh. You did. Sorry.

#elián palnik #greta stuart #greta gustafsen stuart #prisoners of peace #the swan riders #the scorpion rules

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Greta: Our can opener is broken.

Elián: So now it's a can't opener?

[sighs are heard from around the room]

#elián palnik #greta stuart #greta gustafsen stuart #prisoners of peace #the swan riders #the scorpion rules

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Han: I just want to cuddle with Grego 23/7

Greta: Why not 24?

Han: Snack breaks

#han #greta stuart #greta gustafsen stuart #prisoners of peace #the swan riders #the scorpion rules