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Satsuna: (phone ringing)
Wei, reading the screen: Heh. You still call mom as 'Mommy'?
Satsuna: (answering the phone and making direct eye contact with Wei)
Satsuna: Hello, FuuKuma.
Wei: (chokes on drink)
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Luni: Who are you?
Magical Luni: I'm you but better.
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Rin: Can't you guys just try see it from my perspective?
Daisy: (gets on knees)
Sparky: (crouches down)
Rin:
Rin: I will kill both of you in your sleep.
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Bex: Quick! Take my hand!
Fierin: Now what?!
Bex: Nothing. I just want to hold hands.
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MC: If karma won't fuck you, I will.
Sol: Is this a pickup line or a threat?
MC: Both.
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Sweetgum: There's no ‘i’ in Team. But there's one in Pizza.
MC: So you're not going to share.
Sweetgum: I'm not going to share.
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1chi: It's really muggy out today.
Jae: If I go outside and all our mugs are on the front lawn, I'm going to kill you.
1chi: (sips coffee from bowl)
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Luni: I need to get something off my chest.
Pat: Is it your shirt? Please say yes.
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MC: Alright, name?
Hime-sama: Hime.
MC: Age?
Hime-sama: 18
MC: Sexuality?
Hime-sama: Rockstar-chan.
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Luni, holding a box: You promise you didn't get me bees again?
1chi, from a distance: Just open it.
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Jae: Why are you naked?
Radd: Uuuuh. I'm out of clothes?
Jae, opening the closet: You have two jeans, four shirts, Hello Phantom, three extra gaudy sweaters—
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Morgana: I may be depressed and unattractive.
MC: ...and?
Morgana: That's all.
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Inxanity: I can't go. Stress is bad for the baby.
Moe: What baby?
Inxanity: Me.
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Po: I shall now began my vow of silence.
Po:
Wei:
Wei: Avatar: the Legend of Aang is not a real anime.
Po: I beg your fucking pardon–
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C.C.: Umm, MC? Can I ask for a favor?
MC: I would literally kill for you, but go on.
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MC: If your house's on fire and you can only take one thing, what would it be?
Nemu: A nap
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Jae: How would you like your coffee?
Phantom: As dark and bitter as my soul
Jae: A glass of milk coming right up!
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