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Vincent: That's it, I'm cutting off the internet!
Walter: No, please don't! I have a family to feed!
Vincent:
Vincent: What?
Walter: I need to feed my Neopets!
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Nils: Come on Maddie, do it for our friendship. You can't put a price on that...
Maddie: Yes I can. Fifty Krona.
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Wille: Do dragons fart fire?
Erik: I don't know.
Wille: I thought you went to university.
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Nils: We might have gotten into a bar room brawl back in the city.
Simon: Well, that was entirely predictable.
Nils: One of them punched a gang member.
Simon: Vincent?
Nils: Wille, actually.
Simon: Oh, that was going to be my second guess.
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Vincent: It’s not gonna work, I’m not a snitch.
Cop: Fine, let's try something else. Tag a friend you recently committed a crime with.
Vincent: Lmao, @Nils.
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Felice: What did you two do?
Wille:
Simon:
Felice: You’re not in trouble, I just need to know if I have to lie to the police again or not.
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Wille: Do you know that we are made out of atoms?
Wille: And atoms never touch each other.
Wille: So in my defense, officer. I did not punch this kid.
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Nils: I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.
Vincent: Wow. They sound stupid.
Nils: But they’re not. They’re really smart actually. Just dense.
Vincent: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!”
Nils: I guess you’re right. Hey Vincent, I love you.
Vincent: See! Just say that!
Nils: Holy fucking shit.
Vincent: If that flies over their head then, sorry Nils, but they're too dumb for you.
Nils: Vincent.
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Wille: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I’ll wait.
Simon: You and me!
Wille: *tearing up* Ok.
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Wille: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?
Vincent: I'm a knife.
Nils, from across the room: He's the little spoon.
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Simon: Hey guys, I found a spider. Cool little lad. Thanks for eating the mosquitos.
Simon: Oh no, where did it go?
Wille: SIMON WHAT THE FUCK?!
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Simon: Do you feel any better?
Wille: I feel much better now that you here with me.
*August walks in*
Wille: I feel half better.
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Wille: Watcha doin?
Simon: Stealing my neighbour’s cat.
Wille: Scandalous.
Wille: Can I help?
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Nils: Can you be quiet?! I'm trying to think.
Maddie: Don't worry. Doing anything for the first time is difficult.
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August: You saved me! Why?
Wille: People would think I murdered you if I didn't.
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Simon, to Wille: We had a date!
Simon: *aggressively points to Sophia The First Coloring Book*
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Nils: Hey, what’s the name of the guy who lives down the hall?
Vincent: His cats' names are Walter and Rose.
Nils: That's not what I asked.
Vincent: That is all the information I have.
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