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Boyd, knocking on Soren's door: Hey Soren, I'm here, open up.

Soren, from the other side of the door: As a child, I was forced to eat dogfood for dinner. I never had-

Boyd: Open the fuckin' door!

#boyd #soren #fire emblem #fire emblem path of radiance #path of radiance #incorrect fire emblem #incorrect quotes #fire emblem radiant dawn #radiant dawn #source: vine

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Lethe: I’ve been dropping him the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.

Zihark: Wait, really? He sounds stupid.

Lethe: But he's not. He's really smart actually. Just... so, so dense.

Zihark: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… maybe just walk up to him and say, "Hey! I love you!"

Lethe: ...Hmm. I'll try that. Hey, Zihark, I love you.

Zihark: See! Just say that!

Lethe: Holy fucking shit.

Zihark: If that flies over his head then, sorry Lethe, but he's just too dumb for you.

Lethe: Zihark...

#zihark #lethe #zihark x lethe #fire emblem #fire emblem path of radiance #path of radiance #incorrect fire emblem #incorrect quotes #fire emblem radiant dawn #radiant dawn

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Titania: Boyd was banned from the chicken shack, so we had to go out of town to get some.

Boyd: Well, they shouldn't say "all you can eat" if they don't mean it!

Titania: Boyd, you ate a chair.

#source: amazing world of gumball #fire emblem #fire emblem path of radiance #boyd #titania #path of radiance #incorrect fire emblem #incorrect quotes #fire emblem radiant dawn #radiant dawn

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Boyd: Contractions function almost identically to the full two-word phrase, but are only appropriate in some places in a sentence. It's one of the weird quirks of this language we've.

Titania: [Physically recoils] Boyd, your mouth needs some kind of a warning sign.

Boyd: That's just the kind of linguist I'm.

#boyd #titania #fire emblem #fire emblem path of radiance #path of radiance #incorrect fire emblem #incorrect quotes #fire emblem radiant dawn #radiant dawn #source: tumblr

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Zihark, giggling: so who do you have a crush on?

Lethe, having married him not three days prior: for fuck's sake

#source: tumblr #zihark #lethe #zihark x lethe #fire emblem #fire emblem path of radiance #path of radiance #incorrect fire emblem #incorrect quotes #fire emblem radiant dawn #radiant dawn

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Gatrie: Being half asleep and feeling someone gently plant a kiss on your forehead is one of the purest kinds of love in the world.

Shinon: Yeah, and then you remember you're home alone.

Gatrie: Not anymore, I'm not!

#source: tumblr #fire emblem #fire emblem path of radiance #path of radiance #incorrect fire emblem #incorrect quotes #fire emblem radiant dawn #radiant dawn #shinon #gatrie

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Astrid: The last time I went to an urgent care clinic, I checked off 'excessive crying' on the symptom list, and then the nurse got really confused and said that was meant for babies.

#fire emblem #fire emblem path of radiance #path of radiance #incorrect fire emblem #incorrect quotes #fire emblem radiant dawn #radiant dawn #source: tumblr

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Jill: Hope you get run over

Ashnard: Hoping is all well and good, but ultimately it gets you nowhere. Be the change you wish to see in the world. Get in your car and run me the fuck down instead of waiting for others to do your work for you, you weakling. You lazy fool.

#ashnard #fire emblem #fire emblem path of radiance #path of radiance #jill fizzart #jill fire emblem #incorrect fire emblem #incorrect quotes #source: tumblr

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you should play path of radiance and radiant dawn

Hey, OP. I hope things go back to normal for you soon.

Have you played any other FE games? If so, which ones?

thanks! we just got out of lockdown a minute ago, all’s well :)

i have! three houses was my first but i’ve also played awakening and tokyo mirage sessions (which was surprisingly fun lmao.) i started fates conquest but then Things Happened and i lost my progress but i will eventually finish it! one day!

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Haar: At my funeral, there is going to be a closed casket, and then it will be opened to reveal that I'm not inside. Instead, they'll turn on the ceiling fan and my lifeless body will swing around the room while the Space Jam theme song plays in the background.

Haar: Nevermind, Shiharam said I can't.

#fire emblem #fire emblem path of radiance #path of radiance #haar #shiharam #source: i don't know #jill watching him absolutely horrified #incorrect quotes #incorrect fire emblem

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Stefan, trying to piss off Oliver: Hey, Jabba the Hut, bit of career advice. Don't treat the Apostle like a toddler playing in traffic. She can take care of herself just fine.

Oliver: What'd you just call me?!

Stefan: Not a fan of that one? I have others. How about...

Stefan: You look like Benjamin Button fucked an old catcher's mitt. Like 43 inches of face slapped over 12 inches of skull.

Stefan: You look like a moldy Jack O' Lantern some frat boy barfed in and then crushed against his forehead because he was SUPER drunk and thought it was a beer can, then immediately regretted every life choice he's ever made!

Oliver: ENOUGH! How dare you mock me in such a manner!

Stefan: Well, how would you like me to mock you then? I take requests.

#oliver #stefan #incorrect fire emblem #path of radiance #radiant dawn #fire emblem path of radiance #source: sword art online abridged #incorrect quotes #sanaki #fire emblem radiant dawn #fire emblem

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Stefan: Fun fact! If you take the anteater’s skull and blow into its nose, it plays a beautiful song recounting the animal’s entire life.

Stefan: And then security escorts you out of the museum.

Ike:

#ike #fire emblem radiant dawn #fire emblem path of radiance #incorrect quotes #fire emblem #incorrect fire emblem #path of radiance #radiant dawn #stefan #source: sam o'nella academy

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[The Begnion senators in a sauna]

Sephiran: Man, it's like a sauna in here.

Lekain: It is a sauna, dipshit.

Oliver, regally: You have a point.

[2 seconds later, Lethe sets the outside of the sauna on fire]

All 3 of them just standing there, burning alive:

#oliver #lekain #sephiran #fire emblem #source: sam o'nella academy #fire emblem path of radiance #fire emblem radiant dawn #lethe #path of radiance #radiant dawn