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“Arms come and go. It’s family that’s important.”

Merle, probably

#merle highchurch #taz spoilers #The Adventure Zone #taz: balance #only said when magnus is out of the room otherwise its bite my ass arm killer! #submission

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Magnus: One egg or two?

Taako: None! I hate the way you cook them, you always leave in the shells! I mean, who DOES that?!

Magnus: I like mine crunchy.

#taz #The Adventure Zone #taz: balance #Taako Taaco #magnus burnsides #source: Phineas and Ferb

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Leon: You have a lot of nerve coming in here!

Taako: you have a lot of nerve being alive.

#taz #taz balance #The Adventure Zone #leon the artificer #Taako Taaco #source: flapjack #i can't even tell if this is funny or if college has killed me

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Taako, episode 1: Who are you?

Taako, episode 69: I’m you but gayer

#taz #The Adventure Zone #taz balance #taako taako #source: tumblr #submission

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Nadyia: I’ll keep all of my emotions right here [gestures to chest]

Nadyia: And then one day I’ll die.

#TAZ Commitment #The Adventure Zone #nadiya jones #sorry for the lack of updates yall its almost finals and I am dying #submission

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Irene: Talk to Remy, that’s what friends do. Nadiya: Nope. I’m gonna wait ‘til I’m on my deathbed, get in the last word and then die immediately.  Irene: That’s your plan for dealing with this?  Nadiya: That’s my plan for dealing with everything. I have seventy-seven arguments I’m going to win that way.

#irene baker #nadiya jones #taz #The Adventure Zone #taz: commitment #source: brooklyn nine nine #submission

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Davenport: Right, down to business. So what do we know about the Hunger?

Magnus: He has fun hurting people, so his evil heart tells him he’s doing it for a good cause. I’ll be the one to take him out.

Merle: He has a house, and likes Wii Sports.

Davenport: Really, who doesn’t though?

Magnus: Um, the homeless sir, have some tact.

Taako: Good job on the wack intel, Merle.

Merle: What, you don’t think that’s strange???

Lucretia: Wii Sports is a good game, Merle.

Lup: It’s five good games.

Barry: Can we please stop talking about Wii Sports

#Davenport #magnus burnsides #merle highchurch #Taako Taaco #lup taaco #lucretia #Barry Bluejeans #taz #The Adventure Zone #taz: balance #source: paranatural #congrats this is my FAVORITE scene from paranatural #submission

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Kardala: *pulls curtain back while Remmy is in the shower*

Kardala: Are we—stop screaming, small one, its just me—are we out of meat?

#taz #The Adventure Zone #taz commitment #kardala #Remmy #source: twitter #heres to the new arc!

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Magnus:I heard my wife knock on the bathroom door, but then I remembered…. our bathroom doesn’t have a door

Lucretia:I’m sorry, but the confusion of why your bathroom doesn’t have a door far outweighs any feelings of horror this might evoke.

Magnus: can’t afford door.. the horror here is the realities of life

Merle: So what fuck was your wife knocking on

Magnus: this dick

Taako: It’s not even 4 words???

#magnus burnsides #lucretia #merle highchurch #Taako Taaco #taz #The Adventure Zone #source: tumblr

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Merle: Please, Pan, just let me have one good day?

Pan: Oh my god, you again? Give it a rest, buddy!

#merle highchurch #pan #taz #The Adventure Zone #source: vine

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Merle: Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit.

Taako: Wisdom is not putting it in a fucking fruit salad.

#Taako Taaco #merle highchurch #taz #The Adventure Zone #source: tumblr I think? #sidenote: i told this to my chef at work and he burst out laughing and thought it was the FUNNIEST SHIT #to be fair he did not know that chard was a vegetable so... #submission

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taako, upon hearing kravitz’s clearly fake accent: ugh, i can’t believe i’m going to sleep with him.

magnus: well, you dont have to.

taako: no, i’m gonna.

#Taako Taaco #magnus burnsides #taz #The Adventure Zone #have i done this quote before? #If I have then this is better #submission

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Taako: You know, the worst thing about kissing a ten is how cold your lips get- Kravitz: aww babe Taako: -when you hold them against the mirror Kravitz: …

#Taako Taaco #Kravitz #The Adventure Zone #taz #submission

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Kravitz, covering Taako’s eyes: Guess who!

Taako: It’s either Kravitz, or the cold, clammy hands of death.

Kravitz: Uh… Correct?

#Taako Taaco #Kravitz #taz #The Adventure Zone #source: that 70s show #submission

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a smol comic based on this post that i love by @incorrect-taz-quotes

#taz #the adveture zone #not a quote #fanart #I love this!

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Sazed: But you're supposed to be in jail!

Taako: Yeah, and you're supposed to be dumpster diving for ham scraps, you six-piece chicken McNobody.

#Taako Taaco #Sazed #The Adventure Zone #taz #source: Space ghost coast to coast #I debated posting this cuz Sazed but I couldn't pass up this quote #also sorry for the long hiatus i will try to be better about that

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Lucretia: Johann, you can't solve your problems with bad flute music.

Johann: I CAN TRY!

#taz #The Adventure Zone #johann #lucretia #source: Zoey 101