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Source: Bojack Horseman
Carmilla: All I can think about is every shitty thing I’ve ever done and I think, “I don’t deserve that kind of love”.
Laf: Look, Carm, I don’t know anything about how to balance a state budget - or how a bill becomes a law. I don’t know a lot about a lot of things! But I do know this: everybody deserves to be loved.
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Source: Thor Ragnarok
Laf: You’re late.  Perry: [shocked and horrified] You're missing an eye.
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Source: The Good Place
Perry: I am not going to have sex with someone to get them to stop talking to me!  Carmilla: Really? You and I are very different.
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Carmilla: Hey, LaF, do you have any kinks?
LaF: What?! No!
Carmilla: You totally do.
LaF: Shut up, Carmilla, no I don’t
Carmilla: You totally seem the type that would be into nicknames. Like getting called kitten or daddy.
LaF: Daddy?
Perry: Yeah, baby?
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LaF: And this is my ex-girlfriend.
Perry: I told you to stop calling me that. We're married. I'm their wife.
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Perry: Swear words are illegal now. If you say one, you’ll be fined.
LaFontaine: Heck.
Perry: You are on thin fucking ice.
Perry: Oh no.
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LaFontaine: How did you find me?
Perry: Oh, I saw a huge explosion and wondered, “Now, who could that be?”
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Perry: you think I enjoy being mother hen to you all?
Laura, Carmilla, Danny, JP and Kirsch: …
Perry: Okay fine it’s like crack to me
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Perry: You’ve got this. You could debate the entire Nobel Prize comittee in your sleep.
LaFontaine: I have!
Perry: I know. We sleep in the same bed.
Perry: It’s been hell.
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LaF at LaFerry Industries when Perry's not around
LaF: You know, the spirits of this world can be real aggressive. So it’s important to take all necessary precautions when approaching.
LaF: [beeps air horn at a ghost] GET FUCKED!
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LaF, lying in bed half-naked, a single rose between their teeth: I’ve been waiting all day for you, dear
Perry:
Perry: Did you clear the stem before biting down on that?
LaF: No I did not and now my tongue is full of thorns
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based on this post: https://sockablock.tumblr.com/post/178193686790/molly-lying-in-bed-half-naked-a-single-rose
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LaFontaine: *lighting romantic candles and spreading rose petals on the bed*
Season 0 Perry: Oh, what spell are we doing?
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LaF: There’s no one prettier than my Perry!
Laura: You’re looking at her through a partner’s eyes.
LaF: Well, if I could gouge someone else’s eyes out and shove them in my sockets I would, but to me she's beautiful!
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LaF: I DO WHAT I WANT
Carmilla: I’m calling Perry.
LaF: No wait.
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LaFontaine: You kissed me.
Perry: Yes, I did.
LaFontaine: Should we...? I mean...there’s a discussion that we could have if you want to have one?
Perry: LaF, I kissed you, with tongue, and I plan to do it again and again - get used to it. End of discussion.
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I’d love to relax but it’s just not realistic.
Lola Perry
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LaF: we have fun, don’t we, Perr?
Perry: I have never been more stressed out in my entire life.
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