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- About going up to Heaven -

Charlie: “That sounds super! Doesn’t that sound super, Vaggie?”

Vaggie: “No.”

Charlie: “I think I speak for Vaggie when I say it sounds really super.”

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Aurora: *accidentally kills someone* “Oh jeez!”

Aurora: *sees Niffty kill a cockroach* “Holy moly!”

Aurora: *escapes a near-death experience* “Okie dokie, that was intense!”

Vaggie: “Aurora, just say ‘fuck,’ for the love of God-“

Aurora: *looks up at her* “…”

Aurora: “Fudge.”

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Lucifer: “Wow, you’re so brave! You didn’t even hesitate to throw yourself in danger!”

Niffty: “That’s because I have no regard for my own personal safety! You can ask Alastor!”

Charlie & Vaggie: “We have never been more stressed out in our entire lives.”

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Charlie: *sees Hell in chaos on her day off*

Charlie: “Not my circus, not my monkeys. Not my circus, not my monkeys. Not my-“

Charlie: *realizes it’s her and Vaggie’s daughters causing chaos*

Charlie, panicking: “My circus, my monkeys! My circus, my monkeys!”

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Charlie: “How do Angel and Cherri usually get out of these messes?”

Vaggie: “They don’t, hon. They just make a bigger mess that cancels the first one out.”

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Charlie: “Guys, if we don’t get to sleep soon, we’ll hate ourselves in the morning.”

Angel: “I already hate myself plenty.”

Charlie: “Okay, so we’ll be discussing this in the morning, but please get to sleep.”

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Alastor: “I made tea.”

Vaggie: “I don’t want tea.”

Alastor: “I didn’t make you tea. This is my tea.”

Vaggie: “Then why did you tell me?”

Alastor: “It’s a conversation starter.”

Vaggie: “It’s a horrible conversation starter.”

Alastor: “Oh, is it? We’re conversing. Checkmate.”

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Charlie: “I have a bad feeling about this.”

Angel Dust: “What do you mean?”

Charlie: “Don’t you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if something is going to get you in trouble?”

Angel Dust: “No?”

Vaggie: “That actually explains so much.”

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- Right before Charlie and Vaggie’s wedding-

Angel Dust: “Well, I have to go. I have a wedding to attend.”

Cherri Bomb: “Wait… oh! I have a wedding to attend, too!”

Egg Bois: “Oh, we have a wedding to attend as well!”

Sir Pentious: “I THINK WE ALL HAVE WEDDINGS TO ATTEND!”

Alastor: “I THINK I HAVE A WEDDING TO OFFICIATE.”

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Charlie: “I’m the smartest, wisest demon in hell!”

Vaggie: “Is your hand stuck in a vending machine?”

Charlie: “I paid for my Mars bar, I’m getting my Mars bar.”

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